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 Aug 16 2005, 11:50 PM
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 Rock Music Enthusiast  Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803  |
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the
woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her "if you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "you do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." |
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Aug 17 2005, 12:35 AM
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 *scribble scribble* Group: Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 119,610 |
hahaha what an evil wife.
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Aug 17 2005, 08:22 AM
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Rock Music Enthusiast Group: Member Posts: 430 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 160,803 |
sorry for the dp in all these guys, but I put these in last night, and some idiot posted on a bunch of horrible jokes from april, so I had to go back through and bump them back to the top so you can read em
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Aug 17 2005, 08:28 AM
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 I love you more than sex appeal. Group: Member Posts: 3,045 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 52,932 |
lolz i get it. her husband get a 10 time worser heart attck. haha
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Aug 17 2005, 10:18 PM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
lol, haha, that's funny
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Aug 18 2005, 04:33 PM
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 The Noob Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 169,647 |
LOL
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Aug 20 2005, 03:07 PM
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 i lost weight with Mulder! Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,070 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 79,019 |
lol
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Aug 21 2005, 01:48 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
haha. How clever
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Aug 21 2005, 01:51 AM
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 Boom. Bang. Shoom. Group: Member Posts: 105 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 150,860 |
thats hilarious!
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Aug 21 2005, 01:57 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 893 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,217 |
Haha, clever.
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Aug 21 2005, 02:11 AM
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 Lurker. Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,161 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,851 |
WHOA. Clever and evil. ahhahaha. ><;; that was mean though.
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Aug 21 2005, 05:29 PM
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 Opus Dei Group: Member Posts: 132 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 186,441 |
funny, yet i've heard it before.
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