Drop some Scientific Knowledge, Say whats on your mind. Options

[*nightmare4taki*]

This might be a stupid game but :

A person on CB has inspired me to create this game. This is how it goes

1. You just make up anything whether its wrong or right as long as it sounds scientifc.

2. Thats it , just one rule so Im going to start it off

Remember it doesn't have to be true just as long as it sounds scientific.
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Did you know the rings around Saturn have massive gas which expand at a time dimensional rift of 3 FPS causing anything that comes in contact with it to cease to exist instantly. Also the plasma which surrounds the gas causes instantaneous meltdown at an acceleration of 20 Km per second.

[*basick*]

Pool Brushing Volume 2 by Basick
Brushing is critical in maintaining the plaster’s appearance. Failure to brush the pool can result in the formation of stubborn dirt stains and algae. The pool should be brushed at least once a week unless there are unusual circumstances. Set your valves so that the pump is drawing maximum suction from the main drain. Start at the shallow end with slow, deliberate, slightly overlapping strokes, brushing from the tile line down, and work toward the main drain.

Ischemic Stroke Awareness by Basick
Given its potentially disabling nature and burdensome numbers, ischemic stroke (IS) has long been a target for improved therapy. We have learned much regarding risk factors for IS and their potential treatments in the past few decades. However, I would like to direct my comments to the current status of medical therapy for the secondary prevention of IS. What prompted my choice of topics? The recent publication of new clinical trials made my decision. In discussing these trials with medical students and residents in the context of patient care, I began to wonder if we really have made that much progress in our options for medical therapy. Certainly, this commentary is not a comprehensive review of all medications used in the secondary prevention of all types of IS. These overview comments are directed to the care of patients with IS who have no definite indication for warfarin anticoagulation or revascularization procedures such as carotid endarter-ectomy or angioplasty/stenting.

Thrombotic Stroke PSA by Basick
A thrombotic stroke occurs when diseased or damaged cerbral arteries become blocked by the formation of a blood clot within the brain. Clinically referred to as cerebral thrombosis or cerebral infarction, this type of event is responsible for almost 50% of all strokes. Cerebral thrombosis can also be divided into an additional two categories that correlate to the location of the blockage within the brain: large-vessel thrombosis and small-vessel thrombosis. Large-vessel thrombosis is the term used when the blockage is in one of the brain's larger blood-supplying arteries such as the carotid or middle cerebral, while small-vessel thrombosis involves one (or more) of the brain's smaller, yet deeper penetrating arteries. This latter type of stroke is also called a lacuner stroke.

[sadolakced acid]

the effects of prime deviations on tangent velocity:

prime deviations result from the combination of the syndicated triopogy and the cortex crystaline structure of the compound lanmidicitantion. When the alpha deviation is transversed and the magnetic field charged, the translation effect on the gamma deviation can be obserbed. this results in the tangent velocity of jason to eject at right angles to the speed of light squared. the syndicated quadpogy ensures this trejectory intersects directly with paul, causing a dual terminal velocity and an increase in tangent velocity.

[fameONE]

When semen is ingested into a female, her estrogen's rna forms a bond with each individual sperm to create both a calcium and protein shield around it. Thus stregnthening bones and contributing to the muscle development in the female which directly adds at least 6 months to her average life expectancy. When ingested in large amounts when feeling ill, the female can relieve her mental and emotional anguish to its fullest extent.

--Information Provide by the Brandonian Institute

[*not_your_average*]

The Vernacular Equinox
Thye vernacular equinox happens every five years when the sun heats up to over 3000 degrees, thus causing Mercury to become vernacular. How does it recover from the overheated sun? Nobody knows....

[danishcookiez]

A cough is a forceful expulsion of air from the lungs and through the mouth using contractions from the thoracic walls and diaphragmn in an attempt to remove irritants from the tracheobronchial tree.

The Argentine Hemorrhagic Fever is caused by a type of virus called the arena virus.

[ikn0w ur m0m]

the earth revolves around the sun..

[*nightmare4taki*]

Bump
When you bump, you raise a topic back up to the top of the forum. Once you click the add Reply button, information is transferred at a phenomenal rate. An Example of bumping would be exactly what im doing with this topic.

[*basick*]

yao ming is pretty tall.

[*wind&fire*]

cephied variables are one to 2 light year wide in diametre

[EriaNight]

Photoshoping Your Mom

Basick's mother learned the process of pool brushing from Basick himself. Pool Brushing is actually a scientific term used to refer to the 1337 photoshoping of Basick and his female guide. Scientist Basick states "Start at the shallow end with slow, deliberate, slightly overlapping strokes, brushing from the tile line down, and work toward the main drain" but he fails to meantion that he was talking about his mother's face.

I think you're awesome. You know I'm kidding, Basick. Just remembering the chat.

.::Molz

[Paradox of Life]

yao ming is pretty tall.

Lol. Giant pandas are fat and cute and they're almost extinct. They can eat for 14 hours a day (and weigh from 200-250 lbs) and they have thumbs that make their grips as strong as a human's or a monkey's. Their jaws are extremely strong and they can crush something with ease that would be hard for a human to chop with an axe. They have similar features to a raccoon, so some people don't consider it a bear. Its black and white stripes help it blend in with the forestry. There are many pandas in captivity but they rarely give birth when captive. There are only a few hundred left on earth. Save the pandas. Don't poach.

[ANG33ZY]

Llamas will rule the world & they will laugh at your insolence

[d0nchikit0]

The cumbustbles of the sulfur dioxide combine with the phenotype of the tasmanian devil to create a specific chemical reaction for a certain type of species that will only react to a special genotype of the sulfur dioxide. The biotic factors of its environment keep it from isolating its fellow species, as well as the abiotic factors indeed. lmfao.

[*wind&fire*]

to saponify the sulfuric acid from animal fat one must estficiphy the solution until the pH become so alkaline that it causes caustic burns

[lovescream]

The world will end in the year 2010, which will be about 5 years. Prepare yourselves when everybody disappears. :O

[sharerol]

The urine of most people is surprisingly, not flammable. However, those lucky ones with flammable urine should not be urinating near/on/around an open flame, for this could result in a burned genitalia, sterility, and possibly, death.

[*wind&fire*]

yao ming is pretty tall.

im taller...

[*AngelicEyz00*]

The integral of e to the x is equal to the function of u to the n.

SEX

[aznxdreamer]

x=y

[d0nchikit0]

E = MC²

[jambaJUICE]

some dictionary definitions

Lucky Pierre - n.
A man, having sex with two other men, who is simultaneously penetrating one man anally while being penetrated anally by the other. He is "lucky" because he is the only one of the three to enjoy both sex acts simultaneously.

Roy was happy, he got to be Lucky Pierre last night and it meant double the pleasure for him.

donkey punch - n.
Having anal sex with someone and punching them in the back of the head to make them pass out. Said to induce a clenching of the anal sphincter in the unconscious person.

[Paradox of Life]

some dictionary definitions

Lucky Pierre - n.
A man, having sex with two other men, who is simultaneously penetrating one man anally while being penetrated anally by the other. He is "lucky" because he is the only one of the three to enjoy both sex acts simultaneously.

Roy was happy, he got to be Lucky Pierre last night and it meant double the pleasure for him.

donkey punch - n.
Having anal sex with someone and punching them in the back of the head to make them pass out. Said to induce a clenching of the anal sphincter in the unconscious person.

TMI! TMI!

[jambaJUICE]

TMI indeed.

[Biblesterr743]

yao ming is pretty tall.

hilarious!!!