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 Apr 29 2005, 01:48 PM
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im a fobulous(=
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Apr 29 2005, 01:56 PM
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I would consider myself Fobolous.
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Apr 29 2005, 03:06 PM
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gRaCiE Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,997 |
most of those..not true. some of them but none of them are completely true
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May 7 2005, 04:45 PM
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=D Practically everything in 'fobulous' is true for me...except for the fact that I'm not oriental. But that's all good, lol. ^^
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May 7 2005, 07:10 PM
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i don't care if i haven't ever tried true buble tea, i like it the way it is now.
 You got the whitewashed part right.  jk
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May 7 2005, 09:47 PM
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asian american. (=
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Dec 5 2005, 05:07 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 0 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 315,048 |
Hey, aren't there any more categories out there for us confused diasporic folk neither here nor there in between the US and Asia???
My main Asian/American-ness specs: - I LOVE hello kitty and she is ALL OVER MY STUFF: phone, purse, wallet, planner - I LOVE bubble tea and it's making me FAT! - MY S/O is not Asian but has been in the past... (NOOO, DIFFERENT partners okay??? NOT the same guy who got a skin graft transplant ala michael jackson) - I don't own a car -- and in fact I HATE cars AND driving [yay for public transport, down with the american suburbian dream!!!] - I get extremely good grades in school -- oh yeah... I'm a nerd - I have taken the Asian Studies course at college - I'm STILL confused about my cultural identity despite all of those Asian studies classes... - I cannot dance... yup, it's really embarassing... - I think dim sum chicken feet, smoking, and fluorescent lights are GROSS - after living in China for a while, I admit that I sometimes dry my clothes outside my window only IF it's not polluted outside - ALMOST all of my CD, VCD, and DVDs are bootleg (except for the ones I got through BMG, those supposedly "FREE" ones yeah RIGHT...!!) - I think I am an ex-Twinkie who has recently "awoken" -- and I am trying to learn as much as possible about my culture to make up for my (PREVIOUS) lifetime of trying to be white - Not sure if I want to grow to become Fobulous... - I definitely weigh more than 105 lbs and I HATE high heels AND makeup AND I always smile way too much in public and like colorful (especially ETHNIC) clothes -- so I definitely am NOT a TAB (although my cell phone is on its way to being completely customized and there are definitely sanrio items hanging out in my purse) - I have Asian friends as well as non-Asian friends [YUP] - I listen to Asian pop as well as American music [YUP] - Well, I am equally UNAWARE of both popular American culture and Asian pop culture - I speak perfect English and I am fluent in my native language (well, that would be ENGLISH but I also speak Chinese fluently after lots of time logged in with those chinese classes in college and time spent in Asia.........) Help – so what am I???  btw, check out this hilarious music video (Curry-N-Rice Girl)!! http://www.viknluda.com/foe/video/ |
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Dec 5 2005, 05:34 PM
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Asian-American/fobabeeish
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