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Fat2death
post Sep 30 2009, 09:03 PM
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We Need Money


A couple sitting around dicussing how to get out of debt.
Husbands suggest maybe she should try tricking. She thought about it and decided she would try it. Besides they really need the money.
So after awhile they find the right corner. She gets out and ready to make some money. He pulls down the block to make sure she's ok. After a couple of tricks, he sees she's doing fine. He leaves and comes back in a couple of hours.
When he gets back he finds she's got a line of cars waiting on her.
He comes back in the morning she runs to the car happy as hell. He ask her how much did we make.
$265.50. Who the hell gave you fifty cents, he asked.

She answered, They all did.



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