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 Nov 22 2004, 02:07 PM
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A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows in order to increase the herd.
The brunette takes their entire savings of $600 and goes to Texas to buy a bull. She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her one. "It's the only one I got, but I'll sell it for $599. Take it or leave it," he tells her. She buys it and goes straight to the local telegram office. She tells the clerk, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says, 'Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer.' How much will that cost?" The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word." She looks at her last dollar, thinks about it for a moment, and replies, "In that case, I'd like to send one word, please." "And what word would that be?" inquires the clerk. "'Comfortable,'" replies the brunette. Out of curiosity, the man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?" The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads really slow. When she gets this, she'll read, 'COM-FOR-DA- BULL.'" |
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Nov 28 2004, 01:36 AM
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lol..u just made my laff 4 da day
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Dusck COmfortable Nov 22 2004, 02:07 PM
Shortiiex ooo..i get it Nov 22 2004, 03:17 PM xbr0kensmil3 ROFL haha...i think i heard this before Nov 22 2004, 03:46 PM EXPLO5ION not as funny as some other blonde jokes, but still... Nov 23 2004, 06:11 PM xolilsmileeox hAHAH! lolz Nov 23 2004, 06:45 PM 1--GIRL LOL Nov 23 2004, 10:39 PM Rachel is love hahahahahah
NO Nov 23 2004, 10:40 PM sunissed14127 QUOTE(simplicityxx @ Nov 23 2004, 6:11 PM)not... Nov 24 2004, 01:43 PM [x] L.U.C.Y [x] LOL
i like it Nov 24 2004, 09:31 PM electric shock that's me...
even though i'm not a blonde,... Nov 24 2004, 10:04 PM anqie Hah. Reminds me of that one commercial where this ... Nov 24 2004, 10:10 PM indykid845 good joke Nov 24 2004, 11:00 PM miss barnes its not "laugh so hard that i am on the floor... Nov 25 2004, 12:47 AM archana oh.. but how would the brunette thing of that? see... Nov 25 2004, 10:58 AM LiLaZnGirL122 lol Nov 28 2004, 12:44 AM
mirage lolz, i was like huh? comfortable? and then i read... Nov 30 2004, 05:16 PM |
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