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 Jan 23 2007, 03:35 PM
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1. An average person visits the toliet 2,500 times per year. (6-8 times per day)
2. People spend at least 3 years of their lives on the toliet. 3. Seven million cell phones are dropped in the toliet per year. 4. Americans use a lot more toliet paper than any other country. (7 sheets on average) 5. People have flushed down the toliet: goldfish, false teeth, socks, underwear, bras, shirts, shoes, mice, hamsters, toy cars, action figures, Barbies, toothbrushes, and whole rolls of toliet paper. 6. Most toliets flush on an E-flat note. 7. 10,000 times you have to change a baby's diaper until it learns how to go to the bathroom itself. 8. Men spend 140 days of his life shaving. 9. Brushing your teeth with the water on wastes 5 gallons of water. Shaving with the water on wastes 15 to 20 gallons. 10. Females takes 3 times longer than males in the bathroom. |
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Feb 18 2007, 09:49 PM
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Were the goldfish dead or alive?
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xMyStIcShAd0wSx 10 Facts About the Bathroom Jan 23 2007, 03:35 PM
mona lisa 2. WOW. Someone can get a degree in 3 years.
4. ... Jan 23 2007, 08:36 PM fallingstar lmao, #8 cracked me up.
And #6 is a really intres... Jan 23 2007, 09:03 PM angel_revelation #9 makes me guilty/sad Jan 23 2007, 11:23 PM StanleyThePanda I think that #3 and #6 are definitely my favorite.... Jan 23 2007, 11:49 PM catastrophic This is some of the most interesting stuff i'v... Jan 23 2007, 11:53 PM
xMyStIcShAd0wSx QUOTE(catastrophic @ Jan 23 2007, 11:53 P... Jan 23 2007, 11:59 PM gles_so_def I HATE HATE HATE when people leave the water runni... Jan 24 2007, 12:32 AM icy_wonderland QUOTE(xMyStIcShAd0wSx @ Jan 24 2007, 4:35... Jan 24 2007, 07:27 AM emazing I think I spend at least 10 years of my life sitti... Jan 24 2007, 01:00 PM WHIMSICAL 0NE ^ I'm not going to ask. Haha.
I've read t... Jan 24 2007, 07:48 PM CiNnY01 Interesting... #6 I am so guilty Feb 18 2007, 05:35 PM The E-Man # 6 was my favorite. Feb 18 2007, 09:51 PM tainted_angel #6 is the most random, and interesting. Feb 18 2007, 09:53 PM KissMe2408 QUOTE6. Most toliets flush on an E-flat note.
... Feb 19 2007, 01:54 PM kayceeisms Number four rings so, so true. Feb 19 2007, 01:56 PM x-Sydney This makes me want to go!!! Hah, tmi? Feb 21 2007, 12:01 PM My Cinderella. I should start turning off my water when I brush m... Feb 21 2007, 12:12 PM bigitchbay 5 #
Are the hamster/mice dead or alive when flushe... Mar 4 2007, 02:30 PM blaqheartedstar ^ oh man... that will be sooo messed up of it was ... Mar 17 2007, 10:27 AM priyas QUOTE5. People have flushed down the toliet: goldf... Mar 21 2007, 08:16 PM |
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