the dumbest things said, people can be sooo dumb |
the dumbest things said, people can be sooo dumb |
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Have you ever been having a conversation with someone who's probably one of the dumbest people you've ever known, but you don't want to say anything? Yeaa well sometimes it can be sooo funny.
Like today, I was talking with this guy who's about 15 and works the same job as me. There was no one else to talk to, so the conversation went like this: Me: Sooo what're you gonna get with your first paycheck? Him: Weeeeelll uhhhhhhh hmmmmm.... uhhhm... Me: ... ![]() Him: Ohhh ok ok ok i got it: wif my first paycheck, imma support mah mom. Buy her sumpn nice. Then imma come in the next day, wif a whole new wardrobe. Y'all won't even recognize me.... Me: ![]() Him: ![]() Me: ...Oh! Oh uh yea good for you! Him: So imma buy myself some new sneakers, blah blah blah blah blah.... I just walked off and he didn't even notice. Geez. ![]() |
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lmfao. i dont have many convos like that...but i was watching kids say the dardest things and they were looking back when art linkletter was hosting the show and he asked
art: if you were an animal, what would you be? girl: a cow. art: do you know how many stomachs a cow has? girl: ::holds up 4 fingers:: art: so where do you get the milk? girl: the market. |
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QUOTE(anovation @ Jul 30 2005, 2:05 PM) lmfao. i dont have many convos like that...but i was watching kids say the dardest things and they were looking back when art linkletter was hosting the show and he asked art: if you were an animal, what would you be? girl: a cow. art: do you know how many stomachs a cow has? girl: ::holds up 4 fingers:: art: so where do you get the milk? girl: the market. that girl is so adorable.. when i was in year 5, i had this classmate and shes like: friend: you know, cows are cannibals me: they're vegetarian friend: duh i know, i'm not stupid. me: so they wont eat each other... friend: but they eat each others food. ![]() and this year 3 dude, shes saw someone do sth bad, and shes like girl: OMG!! I'm so gonna tell on the teacher! |
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