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Auto Fellatio, can you?
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post Feb 19 2009, 05:50 PM
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Can you do it?
 
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post Feb 19 2009, 07:32 PM
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don't know, and I don't want to try.
 
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post Feb 19 2009, 07:35 PM
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post Feb 19 2009, 07:36 PM
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^Changed to disney
 
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QUOTE(shanaynay @ Feb 19 2009, 06:36 PM) *
^NSFW

No shit.
 
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post Feb 19 2009, 07:42 PM
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I've never known wikipedia to be NSFW, then again I don't usually look up things like that.
 
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post Feb 19 2009, 07:44 PM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rim_job this too

I could pull out a book worth of NSFW links from Wikipedia.
Edit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_duck

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sex_positions
 
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post Feb 19 2009, 07:46 PM
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that sounds like a thread for a different time.
 
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QUOTE(shanaynay @ Feb 19 2009, 06:46 PM) *
that sounds like a thread for a different time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot
 
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post Feb 20 2009, 09:22 PM
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I think Auto Fellatio is possible, if you're flexible.
 
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post Feb 20 2009, 09:26 PM
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If you suck yourself off.. you're a homo.

Just sayin'
 
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post Feb 20 2009, 09:33 PM
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Feb 20 2009, 06:26 PM) *
If you suck yourself off.. you're a homo.

Just sayin'


True.
 
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Feb 20 2009, 08:26 PM) *
If you suck yourself off.. you're a homo.

Just sayin'

If you give yourself a handjob... you're a homo.

Just sayin'


It makes just as much sense.
 
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post Feb 20 2009, 09:50 PM
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QUOTE(9001 @ Feb 20 2009, 09:45 PM) *
If you give yourself a handjob... you're a homo.

Just sayin'
It makes just as much sense.

Uh no.

If you're a guy and you suck dick, even your own dick, you're a homo. No matter how hard you wanna rationalize it. And to prove my case. Go ahead and look up "auto-fellatio" porn sites. It'll be smothered in male homosexual ads.
 
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Feb 20 2009, 06:50 PM) *
Go ahead and look up "auto-fellatio" porn sites. It'll be smothered in male homosexual ads.

i trust your experience
 
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post Feb 20 2009, 10:56 PM
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QUOTE(BOSS @ Feb 20 2009, 10:50 PM) *
i trust your experience

-.- I haven't checked as of recent. But that term came across my path back in high school. Took the time to look it up only to find out it was linked primarily to male homosexual porn sites. rolleyes.gif
 
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Feb 20 2009, 08:50 PM) *
Uh no.

If you're a guy and you suck dick, even your own dick, you're a homo. No matter how hard you wanna rationalize it. And to prove my case. Go ahead and look up "auto-fellatio" porn sites. It'll be smothered in male homosexual ads.

Then go ahead and give some other guy a handjob.
 
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post Feb 22 2009, 05:28 PM
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So if you give a guy a handjob then you're gay?
 
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post Feb 22 2009, 06:27 PM
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Feb 20 2009, 07:56 PM) *
-.- I haven't checked as of recent. But that term came across my path back in high school. Took the time to look it up only to find out it was linked primarily to male homosexual porn sites. rolleyes.gif

i still trust your experience
 
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post Feb 22 2009, 11:39 PM
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QUOTE(BOSS @ Feb 22 2009, 06:27 PM) *
i still trust your experience

I bet you do, homo.
 
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I bet you do, homo.

looks like someone got cornered and didn't know what to say rofl
 
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post Feb 22 2009, 11:58 PM
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QUOTE(BOSS @ Feb 22 2009, 11:55 PM) *
looks like someone got cornered and didn't know what to say rofl

Cornered? Pffft
 
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post Mar 26 2009, 03:42 PM
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YEEE.. lit go n PFFT PFFTT...


lyke PFFTT...



PFFTT.. laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 26 2009, 04:14 PM
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All I got to say is : PFFTT.
 
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post Mar 26 2009, 04:27 PM
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I know a kid who showed us that indeed he could give himself head. His pants stayed on, we were on a school bus.
 
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post Mar 26 2009, 05:55 PM
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Well I guess he's gay then o.O What a stupid argument.
 
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post Mar 26 2009, 06:01 PM
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The hell did all this homo shit come from? Honestly, the thought of a guy giving himself head is grotesque to me (it just is, I don't know why) but I don't think that it's necessarily an indicator of homosexuality. I don't care if gay porn pops up on informative self blow job sites or whatever. It's not the same thing.

Also, a guy performing sexual acts on another guy doesn't necessarily mean he's gay either. I've experimented with other women in the past and I am nowhere near being a lesbian. I experimented. Period.

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YEEE.. lit go n PFFT PFFTT...
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PFFTT.. laugh.gif

LOL wow, with sound effects even.
 
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post Mar 26 2009, 06:10 PM
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would yall do it if you could, cus you know what u liek right
 
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post Mar 27 2009, 02:45 AM
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Mar 26 2009, 05:01 PM) *
Also, a guy performing sexual acts on another guy doesn't necessarily mean he's gay either. I've experimented with other women in the past and I am nowhere near being a lesbian. I experimented. Period.

Women experimenting is hot. Guys experimenting is gay. Women can experiment. Guys just crossover to the darkside.

The anus is an exit not an entrance.
 
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post Mar 27 2009, 05:47 AM
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^That's a double standard though, don't you think?
 
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post Mar 27 2009, 12:14 PM
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I can watch lesbians kiss and lick each other all day, but I'll get sick if a guy touches another guy. Thats why I dont watch guy on guy on girl flicks.
 
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post Mar 27 2009, 01:34 PM
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Mar 26 2009, 07:01 PM) *
Also, a guy performing sexual acts on another guy doesn't necessarily mean he's gay either. I've experimented with other women in the past and I am nowhere near being a lesbian. I experimented. Period.

It is a form of adultery.. the gravest form of adultery against God's creation and divine (universal) laws, to be exact.
 
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post Mar 27 2009, 01:42 PM
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It is a form of adultery.. the gravest form of adultery against God's creation and divine (universal) laws, to be exact.

Are you seriously bringing God into this?
 
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post Mar 27 2009, 02:02 PM
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Mar 27 2009, 02:42 PM) *
Are you seriously bringing God into this?


Are you seriously going to agree that performing sexual acts with the same gender is not homosexual? Instead it's "experimenting"? rolleyes.gif
 
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diz thrad fail wen u guy sturrtt talkk boutt JE ZUZ n shiet..

winnaa talkk bout je zuz.. go deebbatt or GTFO jeez..
 
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Mar 27 2009, 02:02 PM) *
Are you seriously going to agree that performing sexual acts with the same gender is not homosexual? Instead it's "experimenting"? rolleyes.gif

Without any hesitation, I am saying that having certain experiences doesn't necessarily mean that one is "homosexual", absolutely.

You didn't answer my question, although I'm fairly certain of your answer. If you are going to let "God" do the talking for you, then we might as well end this little conversation now.
 
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OH shiet ill blastoise..

shee callenn u outt..

u ginnaa chikiin outt r throww sum Dzz att hurr..
 
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Mar 27 2009, 03:16 PM) *
Without any hesitation, I am saying that having certain experiences doesn't necessarily mean that one is "homosexual", absolutely.

You didn't answer my question, although I'm fairly certain of your answer. If you are going to let "God" do the talking for you, then we might as well end this little conversation now.


I didn't really intend to continue our conversation. Adultery is adultery... and homosexuality is the gravest form of adultery. _dry.gif
 
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QUOTE(Stuckie @ Mar 27 2009, 12:14 PM) *
Roger

I can watch lesbians kiss and lick each other all day, but I'll get sick if a guy touches another guy. Thats why I dont watch guy on guy on girl flicks.

Guy on guy action is gross i mean it does nothing for me.
 
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QUOTE(Stuckie @ Mar 27 2009, 02:45 AM) *
Women experimenting is hot. Guys experimenting is gay. Women can experiment. Guys just crossover to the darkside.

The anus is an exit not an entrance.


women experimenting is the same as guys experimenting. you might personally have a different reaction to the two but they're the same thing. if one is gay, they're both gay. if one isn't gay, then neither are. guys can experiment just like women can, and women can cross over the darkside too.

guys experimenting doesn't mean they're having anal sex, so that's not even relevant, even though i agree. anal sex isn't limited to homosexuality though sooooo yeah, duno what it has to do with anything here.

i'm with rebecca



lol @ adultery with yourself
 
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post Mar 27 2009, 03:35 PM
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I think this is the grossest thread ever.
And it should be NSFW. Cause I wouldn't want my boss catching me reading this junk.

lol
 
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post Mar 27 2009, 03:35 PM
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No one said auto fellatio was "self-adultery". It is simply, "gay".
 
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Mar 27 2009, 03:35 PM) *
No one said auto fellatio was "self-adultery". It is simply, "gay".


QUOTE(illmortal @ Mar 27 2009, 02:36 PM) *
I didn't really intend to continue our conversation. Adultery is adultery... and homosexuality is the gravest form of adultery. _dry.gif



that's why i said it
 
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post Mar 27 2009, 03:43 PM
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Ah ok.. I thought you were mixing two different conversations.
 
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Is jacking off gay too?
 
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QUOTE(BOSS @ Mar 27 2009, 04:42 PM) *
Is jacking off gay too?


Thats what I was thinking.
Its the same concept.
SO why doesnt illmortal think thats gay too?
 
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^ according to illmortal it is.
 
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post Mar 27 2009, 05:11 PM
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QUOTE(BOSS @ Mar 27 2009, 05:42 PM) *
Is jacking off gay too?


There's a difference between jerking your meat and sucking a dick, whether it's your own dick or not. Men suckin dick... goodness.

Seriously.
 
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post Mar 27 2009, 05:13 PM
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I caught someone doing this once. I felt like my mom died.
 
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Mar 27 2009, 03:11 PM) *
There's a difference between jerking your meat and sucking a dick, whether it's your own dick or not. Men suckin dick... goodness.

Seriously.

But its your own. Is there a difference between a handjob and jacking off?
 
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QUOTE(BOSS @ Mar 27 2009, 06:22 PM) *
But its your own. Is there a difference between a handjob and jacking off?
 
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I'm more worried that you find auto fellatio to be within the boundary of heterosexuality.
 
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Mar 27 2009, 05:47 PM) *
I'm more worried that you find auto fellatio to be within the boundary of heterosexuality.

It's SELF fellatio. It's neither homo or hetero. It's selfo. LOL
 
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Mar 27 2009, 06:53 PM) *
It's SELF fellatio. It's neither homo or hetero. It's selfo. LOL


lawl selfo! laugh.gif
 
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I'm more worried that you find auto fellatio to be within the boundary of heterosexuality.

No, I find auto fellatio as a form as masturbation, not "gay"
 
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Meh I'm gonna go with what society agrees upon... if you google auto fellatio porn sites, you're gonna get male homosexual porn sites.

I highly doubt that a woman would be turned on by their boyfriend or husband if they could suck their own dick... unless of course they themselves are twisted as well.
 
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QUOTE(superstitious @ Mar 27 2009, 05:53 PM) *
It's SELF fellatio. It's neither homo or hetero. It's selfo. LOL
Hahahahaha


I guess I don't understand the link between pleasuring yourself and being homosexual. Just because you enjoy getting yourself off does not mean that you are attracted to yourself and are a homosexual. And porn has nothing to do with the act of touching yourself. If you pleasure yourself how are you committing adultery?

(I originally was going to say "porn has nothing to do with touching yourself" but I think it's pretty obvious it does, lol.)
 
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Mar 27 2009, 06:02 PM) *
Meh I'm gonna go with what society agrees upon... if you google auto fellatio porn sites, you're gonna get male homosexual porn sites.

Because women can't fellate themselves.
 
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QUOTE(9001 @ Mar 27 2009, 08:45 PM) *
Because women can't fellate themselves.


That's not entirely true... shifty.gif
 
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Mar 27 2009, 07:48 PM) *
That's not entirely true... shifty.gif

Dickgirls? You like them?
 
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL female fellatio.
 
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Dickgirls? lol you youngins are so adorable with your imaginary words laugh.gif
 
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^ Just so you know, fellatio =/= cunnilingus. A female has to have a dick to perform fellatio on herself... so that's not an "imaginary word".

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QUOTE(illmortal @ Mar 27 2009, 07:53 PM) *
Dickgirls? lol you youngins are so adorable with your imaginary words laugh.gif

http://www.tehupload.com/uploads/7135d571e...Futanari-03.jpg

Just a bit of NSFW.
 
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I don't think the FBI is going to get rid of the shemales.
 
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I like how hes dodging my question.


If a guy sucks his own dick.. he's a f****t. A male suckin dick in general is a f****t. WTF is so hard in grasping this? blink.gif
 
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Mar 27 2009, 08:25 PM) *
If a guy sucks his own dick.. he's a f****t. A male suckin dick in general is a f****t. WTF is so hard in grasping this? blink.gif

nonono
 
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If a guy sucks his own dick.. he's a f****t. A male suckin dick in general is a f****t. WTF is so hard in grasping this? blink.gif

OMG THAT MEANS IF I JACK OFF, IM GAY, cause giving a handjob to another guy is obviously gay too right? Why is that so hard to grasp?
 
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Ok, to be gay you have to be sexually attracted to guys. If you aren't sexually attracted to guys then you aren't gay. Wtf aren't you getting? Even if you do something that is kind of or is really gay, if at the end of the day you don't want dick in your ass then you aren't gay. Nothing in your little homophobic mind will ever change this fact.

If someone gives them self fellatio for the pure fact that he likes it it's not gay, because it's not the fact that a guy is sucking his dick that is getting him off.
 
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If you suck your own dick, you're autosexual, not homosexual.
 
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post Mar 28 2009, 04:26 AM
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If you put a dick in any of your orifices, including your own, and you're a male, you are gay. Jacking off doesnt mean your gay.
 
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loool.gif loool.gif

u ppll funni.. HAHAHAH
 
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QUOTE(BOSS @ Mar 27 2009, 08:33 PM) *
OMG THAT MEANS IF I JACK OFF, IM GAY, cause giving a handjob to another guy is obviously gay too right? Why is that so hard to grasp?

According to him you're gay if you a wear a tuxedo t-shirt, too.

(Oh, and emo)
 
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QUOTE(Stuckie @ Mar 28 2009, 02:26 AM) *
Jacking off doesnt mean your gay.

Yeah it does, your giving a male a handjob
 
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QUOTE(Stuckie @ Mar 28 2009, 03:26 AM) *
If you put a dick in any of your orifices, including your own, and you're a male, you are gay.

You missed the first part mellow.gif
 
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that's all just subjective.
 
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QUOTE(Stuckie @ Mar 30 2009, 06:31 AM) *
You missed the first part mellow.gif

Thats funny cause last I remember being gay was a lifestyle, a mindset, and not defined by actions.
 
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Thats funny cause last I remember being gay was a lifestyle, a mindset, and not defined by actions.

QFT.
 
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i am so freaking flexible
i can do it!
Practice and stretch often and you will b able to do it
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QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Mar 27 2009, 08:36 PM) *
Ok, to be gay you have to be sexually attracted to guys. If you aren't sexually attracted to guys then you aren't gay. Wtf aren't you getting? Even if you do something that is kind of or is really gay, if at the end of the day you don't want dick in your ass then you aren't gay. Nothing in your little homophobic mind will ever change this fact.

If someone gives them self fellatio for the pure fact that he likes it it's not gay, because it's not the fact that a guy is sucking his dick that is getting him off.


I agreeeeeeee
 
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QUOTE(iExquisite @ Jun 13 2009, 03:38 PM) *
i am so freaking flexible
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Practice and stretch often and you will b able to do it
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wacko.gif wacko.gif
 
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QUOTE(iExquisite @ Jun 13 2009, 03:38 PM) *
i am so freaking flexible
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Practice and stretch often and you will b able to do it
It feels Great!

pix
 
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QUOTE(hypnotique @ Jun 14 2009, 12:27 AM) *
wacko.gif wacko.gif



QUOTE(Buttsex @ Jun 14 2009, 01:20 AM) *
pix



im guessing u don't believe me yeah??
but i am not putting pics of me doing it
its a little wrong don't u think
 
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This action is a GAY action.
 
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oh my god.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

the picture. why????
 
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QUOTE(doughnut @ Jun 15 2009, 12:15 PM) *
oh my god.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

the picture. why????

*cough cough*
i think it's hot.
 
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*cough cough*
i think it's hot.


I really shouldn't have clicked on that. sick.gif
 
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I really shouldn't have clicked on that. sick.gif

haha :D
 
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QUOTE(DressYourEyelids @ Jun 15 2009, 12:49 PM) *
*cough cough*
i think it's hot.

wtf...





thsi topic is messed up.
 
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wtf...
thsi topic is messed up.

 
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QUOTE(moirakas @ Jun 15 2009, 12:11 PM) *
wtf...
thsi topic is messed up.


well, if auto fellatio is wrong in a gay way, then wouldn't masturbating yourself be the same? i mean you're giving a hand job to a penis. it doesn't matter if you're freakin doing it to yourself, you'll still stroking a penis. i say real sex is the best way to go.
 
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QUOTE(doughnut @ Jun 15 2009, 11:15 AM) *
oh my god.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autofellatio

the picture. why????

I posted that link once and it got removed.
 
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it shouldn't be removed. :/ it's not really porn but still should be provided with a NSFW warning?
 
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QUOTE(Beenly @ Jun 18 2009, 08:34 PM) *
it shouldn't be removed. :/ it's not really porn but still should be provided with a NSFW warning?

I provided an nsfw warning in bold red text.
 
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oh that sucks. sorry. :(
 

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