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Posted by: njgurl412 Nov 17 2004, 09:49 PM

someone asked me who invented rice........

what did someone ask you, that u thought was a dumb question.

Posted by: DaTru KataLYST Nov 17 2004, 10:10 PM

We were talking about how water has oxygen (H2O, ya know) during chem class and my best friend leans over and asks me, "Hey, if water has oxygen can't we just drink water 24/7 and not breathe?"

Mind you, this was just 2 months ago or so, sophmore year in high school Haha. I was like, "Dude, you can't breathe in the ocean.."

Posted by: dreamerOi Nov 17 2004, 10:11 PM

hahahahaha. weird questions. i dont know any at thte moment.

Posted by: teenprincess Nov 17 2004, 10:13 PM

I'm sure I've heard alot of dumb questions but for some reason i'm drawing a blank

Posted by: krnxswat Nov 17 2004, 10:16 PM

whats the dumbest question, someone asked you???

Posted by: PinkTrash Nov 17 2004, 10:17 PM

Lmfao Sean Ho. Haha.
middle of history class some kid says 'Can you build a puzzle in 10 seconds?'. that was lyke in grade 6. Pshh stupid kid.

Posted by: DaTru KataLYST Nov 17 2004, 10:18 PM

jesus seanho, how are you getting so many posts so fast? I'm here for 2 weeks and you restart your counter, and you're already gonna pass me in posts countage.

Posted by: POonSKi Nov 17 2004, 10:18 PM

my sex.. as in ((boy or gurl))

Posted by: autumn. Nov 17 2004, 10:25 PM

omg so clever. hahahahahaha.

Posted by: F_L_I_P Nov 17 2004, 10:32 PM

thats a great. Priceless.

"Hey Phil whats your name?"

-Phil-

Posted by: sweetdreamsx3 Nov 17 2004, 10:32 PM

*some person IMs me and that window pops up asking if to accept*
Who are you?

me: -_- You IMed me. You tell me.

Posted by: Days Nearly Over Nov 17 2004, 10:36 PM

"How old were you when you are 10?"

Posted by: krnxswat Nov 17 2004, 10:43 PM

I'm no Jesus.

Posted by: dani41790 Nov 17 2004, 11:12 PM

lol my fren came up to me and was like "hey wheres dani?" O_o and i am dani

Posted by: WhiteLotus* Nov 18 2004, 12:15 AM

People can be so stupid..
A new friend called me and said," Hey, Meghan! What's your phone number?"

Another new friend," Hey, are you Asian?" You can clearly see I'm white.

Posted by: xSWEETxCANDiix Nov 18 2004, 12:34 AM

Hahaha my friend...: "Hi Hadassah..." Me: "Hi Sophie" my friend: "Hadassah, whats you name?" *sigh* lol..ooh and another..we were talking about latitude and longitude in Social..and my same friend, Sophie was like: "then we can drive to Hawaii??" er....yeah haha

Posted by: HolyMolyRavioli Nov 18 2004, 12:45 AM

"Who's Bill Gates?"

I don't know. I thought it was pretty stupid.

Posted by: wind&fire Nov 18 2004, 01:00 AM

what i hate is what are you going to eat....

Posted by: s0pnayish Nov 18 2004, 01:16 AM

"Are you a social*?" - I laughed because this was the first time I was mistaken to be Mexican, though I clearly am not. However, I do sometimes get mistaken to be Mexican because when I go out, random strangers just start speaking to me in spanish, and I'd be like .

*A social is a term that people at least in the Sweetwater Union High School District use to call Mexican preps.

Posted by: xquizit Nov 18 2004, 01:38 AM

Are your boobs real?

Posted by: stephinika Nov 18 2004, 02:14 AM

mm too many to list... i can't really think of any specific ones but some annoying ones are in class when they ask me for the answer and its quite literally right in front of them in their book. and their book is opened to that page.

Posted by: x_angawhomps Nov 18 2004, 03:27 AM

Ahah people use to do that to me all the time. So annoooying..


Lmao @ Roxanne's.


Hmm.. the stupidest question.. there's a chick that I sometimes chill with that asks the dumbest most obvious questions ever.. but I can't think of any right now or it'll annoy the crap out of me :D

But I once ALMOST asked my friend in Spanish class if she took French. I felt really stupid.. but it would've been ever more stupid if I had actually asked it.

Posted by: EXPLO5ION Nov 18 2004, 04:08 AM

a girl didnt ask me but the teacher while she was talking. "does plastic come from the ground? I mean, metal does..."



i thought she was kidding.. but she wasnt..

Posted by: veve Nov 18 2004, 06:30 AM

oh hoo hah ... this very question you're asking is pretty stupid .....

oh? you're serious? oh sorry then ....

This was something that I asked .... and it was all in good fun .... but there are these twins in my class and I always ask them .... "Do you guys ever forget which one you are?"

Posted by: Winter Nov 18 2004, 07:37 AM

"Are you white?"

I thought that was pretty stupid considering my skin is a typical Chinese yellow.

Posted by: Oreo_bro Nov 18 2004, 07:48 AM

i was having car problems on the side of the road. I had my car hood up and my blinkers on, i was looking at the enginen when some guy and a girl pull up besides me in a truck. The girl rolls down the window and says "Hey there! You havin car trouble?".



I look at her and say "No im just letting my car enginen air out". The guy was laughing.

worst part is she belived me


*damn blonds *

Posted by: yanners Nov 18 2004, 10:02 AM

HAHA. oreo_bro, i kinda feel sorry for you there.


i can't think up a stupid question that someone's asked me right now.

Posted by: sammi rules you Nov 18 2004, 01:36 PM

XD.

<3 seony.

Posted by: sikdragon Nov 18 2004, 03:06 PM

We had the boat hooked up to the back of the truck. The neighbor walks up and asks, "You guy's goin fishin?"

I answered, "No, the battery is dead in the truck, so we're gonna push it with the boat."

*not original*

Posted by: CJ1 Nov 18 2004, 05:39 PM

Before you read, know I'm Asian. I look Asian. The thing I'm mostly called is chinese when I'm filipino. K? k

Friend: Hey, you're black, right?
Other friend: WTF? She's clearly white!
Me: ... [walks away]

Posted by: mirage Nov 18 2004, 05:43 PM

What time is it? when there's a huge clock in the classroom right infront of her.

Posted by: picaso_smile Nov 18 2004, 06:07 PM

In German class were getting ready to take a quiz. It's just writing answers on notebook paper. That simple. This girl asks if it matters what type of lead we use. Now, why would you raise your hand an ask that? The funniest thing about it is, I remember her asking the exact same question last time we had a quiz (which was like 10 days ago)

Posted by: Gypsy Eyes Nov 18 2004, 06:26 PM

In history class, around the time of the election, this girl asked me if i was dominican or republican. (she ment democratic) i found that stupid.

Posted by: TrannieL Nov 18 2004, 06:37 PM

lol someone asked me the same question -_-

- Tran -

Posted by: xj_liana_tx Nov 18 2004, 07:51 PM

no one ask me dumb questions, i ask other ppl dumb questions unintentionally
"y r there numbers on ur jersey"
"y is 39 n 61 = 100?"

Posted by: christiee_nax Nov 18 2004, 08:13 PM

"has the bus arrived yet?" then why the heck am i still standing in the bus stop?

"are you listening to music?" then why the heck do i have my ear phones on

Posted by: x____duckii Nov 18 2004, 10:10 PM

How come you speak the way you speak.

Posted by: RiC3xBoy Nov 18 2004, 11:54 PM

"y r u doing ur hw"

Posted by: XxtremeRickyX Nov 19 2004, 12:00 AM

I cant think of any other than "Hey dude whats the number for 911"

Posted by: pikimoo Nov 19 2004, 12:22 AM

"Where's Weezul?" -Me.. I'm Weezul

Posted by: barelyy_coherent Nov 19 2004, 01:31 AM

Damn. You took my dumbest question.

Posted by: b0st0ngrl Aug 11 2005, 10:45 PM

So today, my friend IMs me and asks me "What is cheese and crackers?" At first I thought she was joking so I said "You're kidding, right?" but she was serious. She didn't know what cheese and crackers was. I was like
Do your friends ask you stupid questions like that at all?

Posted by: sadolakced acid Aug 11 2005, 10:48 PM

errr....

cheese and crackers is (get this) cheese and crackers. (what a supprise)

i don't think i've encountered such stupid questions.

Posted by: SillyCourtney Aug 11 2005, 10:50 PM

YES! Well, mainly my brother. He asked me earlier what prosperity was. What a dork.

Posted by: Aestuarium Aug 11 2005, 11:28 PM

um..
no, only like easy math problems, but nothing as stupid as that... maybe they have, but I don't remember... I don't look at those details

Posted by: its_annah Aug 11 2005, 11:44 PM

The only one I can think of is..when My friends asked me if you don't know how to swim would you drown? I didn't get the question..confused me.

Posted by: aera Aug 11 2005, 11:45 PM

yes, but i cant think of them right now. i think one of them asked what color my calculator was when they were holding it.

Posted by: HoodieObsessed Aug 11 2005, 11:54 PM

My friend asked me what a teleporter was, but she is very technology inept other than that, I can't think of any...

Posted by: incoherent Aug 12 2005, 12:04 AM

my friend is probably one of the stupidest people youll meet. youll tell her a story or joke and then have to retell it, while explaining it, so shell understand

Posted by: misskentucky Aug 12 2005, 12:49 AM

Of course. My friends aren't the brightest... I can't really think of any right now though.

But I know I've asked some dumb questions in my time :D

Posted by: yellowgurl Aug 12 2005, 12:51 AM

the stupidest thing was when I asked them what time it was and they asked me a few seconds later..

ME: Hey, What time is it?
Her: 12:34 pm
*few secs later*
Her: What time is it?
ME: *stares blankly* you just told me 12:34 pm

Posted by: salcha Aug 12 2005, 12:51 AM

My friend didn't know what a child prodigy meant (she's in high school..).
And after I explained it to her, SHE STILL DIDN'T GET IT.

Also, my sister asked me what a lesbian was once.

Posted by: RiC3xBoy Aug 12 2005, 01:15 AM

Me: Whatcha eating under there??
Him: Under where?

Posted by: napoleon034 Aug 12 2005, 02:35 AM

lol, my friends do that a lot also

Posted by: electric shock Aug 12 2005, 02:38 AM

Well, not that I can think of on the top of my head, but they probably have. I always answer with stupid answers.

Posted by: osidepinay33 Aug 12 2005, 02:38 AM

haha me and my friend ask stupid questions but we just joke around haha

ex..

Did you knoe they sky was blue?
Gosh where in the world did i get this scratch..

lol

Posted by: ROARxD Aug 12 2005, 07:42 AM

on purpose sometimes. But mostly like just to have fun

Posted by: bRoKeNxALoNE Aug 12 2005, 12:48 PM

Yupp. But sometimes they're not serious cuz my friends are weird and random like that.

Also. Rachel looks really pale in those pics. [Yes I know it's just makeup.]

Posted by: Chii Aug 12 2005, 01:39 PM

i'm like that sometimes...i forget things really quickly so i have to double check.


in new york, there are some subways that go all the way to coney island and that's their last stop. there are signs that say the last stop for each subway that stops at the platform you're on. i was standing there waiting for one of those subways and this woman comes up to me and asks me which train goes to coney island...

all she had to do was look up and look at the sign.

Posted by: Days Nearly Over Aug 12 2005, 01:49 PM

"If it's chocolate... then why is it white?"
"There's something called white chocolate, dear."

Posted by: angel-roh Aug 12 2005, 01:54 PM

haha i had the same question asked too, kimeroo!

"If it's chocolate, how come it's white. I thought chocolates are supposed to be brown."
"Haven't you heard of white chocolate???????"

hehe

Posted by: boobooxpp Aug 12 2005, 01:56 PM

ahahahh these questions are soo effin hilarious!

sadly, im the one that asks the dumb questions =x gahh! such as "where's my phone?!" and it's in my hand =.=

Posted by: krispy_kreme333 Aug 12 2005, 02:00 PM

i was over at my friends house and the power went out.

Her: i have to pee.
Me: okay
Her: will the toilet work?
Me: why wouldn't it?
Her: because the electricity is out
Me: a toilet is not run on electricity
Her: oh, okay

Posted by: Levy2k6 Sep 7 2005, 11:00 PM

refering to my letter jacket "where did u get ur jacket?"

dude... it says it right on my jacket! lol.

Posted by: kazukizaki Sep 7 2005, 11:03 PM

i can't think of any dumb question that someone asked me. but, i asked this guy friend of mine if he had a 0 period, and he sat next to me in my 0 period class.

Posted by: lolita kitty Sep 7 2005, 11:07 PM

I remember thaaaat

About a week ago my friend Jenny was writing her homework down in her school agenda and the Monday and Tuesday columns were filled out, and her pen was literally writing in the "wednesday, September whatever" column, and the board literally had the date on it in big etters, and then she looked at me and said "uh cassie what day is it?"

Posted by: salcha Sep 7 2005, 11:09 PM

"WHY CAN'T YOU STOP YOUR PERIOD?!?!?!?!??!?!?"

Posted by: WickedDreamer Sep 7 2005, 11:36 PM

When's the 4th of July?

Yeah...

Posted by: Levy2k6 Sep 7 2005, 11:41 PM

ohh i love this one

"do you wear contacts?"

my response: Dude, im wearing glasses right now, cant u see them? lol.

Posted by: latinprep12 Sep 7 2005, 11:44 PM

.lmao thats one of the dumbest..lol

well i asked my friend on the phone and he said

"How do those Chinese people in Japan cut their steak with chopsticks?"

Posted by: fishcake-y Sep 7 2005, 11:48 PM

^ It's cut up for them by the steak god.
Someone asked me what a blinkie box was... I found that stupid.
A guy asked me if I wore glasses... Which I though was plain crazy. I was wearing them.

Posted by: Madame C Sep 8 2005, 12:20 AM

In a class full of college freshman:

"Did Freud come after Sophocles?"









It made me laugh.

Posted by: incoherent Sep 8 2005, 03:54 PM

today at lunch... a girl asked another girl at our table if she breast fed her baby. we werent even talking about babies.

i dont get asked a lot of stupid questions, but i asked my spanish teacher the other day if that song by styx (the domo arigato mr roboto or w/e) was spanish. he laughed, called me stupid, and said it was japanese.

Posted by: xnofearx Sep 8 2005, 04:48 PM

the dumbest thing someone asked me was "are you asian?"

Posted by: Paradox of Life Sep 8 2005, 05:19 PM

LMAO!! Ahahhahah!



Arrghhh. The dumbest thing someone has asked me is "Are you chinese?" This happens every day..

"Are you Chinese?"
"No."
"Japanese?"
"No."
"Korean?"
"No."
"HAWAIIAN??"
"No..."
"WHAT ARE YOU, INDIAN!?!?"
"I'm Vietnamese, you idiot!"
"WTF IS VIT-NAH-MEZZ?"
"Have you heard of the Vietnam War?"
"Ohhhhhhhhhh."

And one time my brother was doing his homework and asked me "Who lays the biggest eggs?" And I said "The ostrich" And he was like "Oh yeah? What about elephant eggs?"

Posted by: Kenado Sep 8 2005, 05:39 PM

Omg yes Reili I remeber that in xanga help when that one person asked what a blinking box was and the only thing blinking were th boxes!

Any who "Ken are you Philipian?"

WHat the heck? NO I'm not Phlipian I'm Filipino, Philipians are from the bible.

Posted by: rinchan089 Sep 8 2005, 05:45 PM

My friend once asked me "Hey, how do you spell the letter 'I'?"

She seriously meant it, too... She completely blanked out for awhile lol

I responded with, "I..."

And she said, "No, the other one!"

And I repeated, "I..."

Finally, she realized what she was asking and the word came back to her.

So, yes, "How do you spell the letter 'I'?" was definately the dumbest question someone has ever asked me.

Rin-chan

Posted by: Miss Criss Sep 8 2005, 10:29 PM

Ha. Funny you ask.

Well, you see, I work at Aladdin's Castle and somebody called yesterday asking if Aladdin was there. I nearly wet my pants I was giggling so hard.

Posted by: hall0w Sep 8 2005, 10:30 PM

my brother asked whres the remote but he said it as if he meant aunt in korean so i was like at her house and hes like whre in the house and it went on for like 10 minutes....

Posted by: suddenly she Sep 8 2005, 10:35 PM

yay, you're back!
i was representing the cello section when we were showing off the orchestra to the fifth graders, and then when i stood up to start talking, this kid was like, "those violins get pretty big, don't they?"

it wasn't stupid, but i thought it was funny.

Posted by: Miss Criss Sep 8 2005, 10:45 PM

Yes, I am back! *bows extravagantly*

Haha, funny. I once asked my director what a key signature was to scare him a bit. That's a stupid question from me, considering I'm a music major. The question wasn't as funny as it was my freshman year; he just glared at me.

Posted by: lakerfever2476 Sep 8 2005, 10:58 PM

This girl asked me if I shaved. LOL

Posted by: lil_chubby_cheeks2 Sep 8 2005, 11:40 PM

her: *on the phone* whats ur phone number again?
me: -_- u called me u should kno

Posted by: Nixin Sep 9 2005, 01:10 PM

" Do you have any pictures of you when you were younger? "

No, of course I don't, I have pictures of me when I was OLDER than I am now.

-Nixin

Posted by: oneandonlytammie Sep 9 2005, 03:23 PM

Hahahhaha...that's hilarious.

One time my mom asked what the difference was between lamas and emus.

Posted by: ermfermoo Sep 9 2005, 03:36 PM

A friend, looking at my legs: "Dude, do you shave your legs?"

I find this weird. Lets just say my legs aren't asian.

Posted by: tweeak Sep 9 2005, 03:48 PM

^ I know a guy who almost died his lag hair pink once. Then he came to his senses, but it would have been good fun

Girl: Are you Irish?
Me: Yeah, partially, why?
Girl: Because your water bottle says "Poland Springs."
Me: Yes, and?
Girl: Well, aren't Irish people from Poland?


Agghhhhhh NOOOO. Irish are from Ireland. Polish are from Poland. And just because I have a water bottle that contains the name of a country, does not mean I'm necessarily from that country

Posted by: WindSorcerous Sep 9 2005, 03:51 PM

Who invented rice... LOL

Posted by: Programmer Sep 9 2005, 03:55 PM

Dumbest Question For A Man:
Man: why are you breaking up with me?
Dumbest awnser for a women:
Women:Because your not pressed on me enough
Webster's ebonix Dictionary(def. pressed=Overdoing Everything for that person)
--------------------------------------------------------
Dumbest Question For A Women:
Do these make me look fat?
Dumbest awnser for a man:
Yes/No...
(you can't win best thing to do is ask a question or change the topic lol)

Posted by: OhXiet_ItzDonnA Sep 9 2005, 04:09 PM

I remeber being asked some stupid questions but I cant remeber them now. I think it was when my homegirl asked me how to spell this one word which was easy.

Posted by: Madame C Sep 9 2005, 08:42 PM

Oh yeah, someone asked me if sprinkles get stale.

Posted by: dancerellie714 Sep 9 2005, 08:49 PM

today i was wearing a bracelet with an E on it

guy: "uhh...what does that E on your bracelet stand for...?"

me:.......my NAME... lol

Posted by: BrokenDream Sep 9 2005, 10:35 PM

LOL. omg, that's sad.

umm, probably:
Other person: "Hey Melissa, where's those cookies you baked me?"
Me: "You ate them 10 minutes ago."
Other person: "Oh yeah.."

Posted by: Blue-Chan Sep 9 2005, 11:20 PM

"I'm blonde? What does that mean?"

Posted by: lolita kitty Sep 9 2005, 11:26 PM

*laughs* did jenny ask you that? or was it me? geez i dont even remember.

Posted by: Blue-Chan Sep 9 2005, 11:28 PM

It was Jenny some time ago and recently. She still kind of doesn't get it. That's why I often compare her to Mallory.
xD

Posted by: L!ckitySplit Sep 9 2005, 11:43 PM

"why do black people have white palms?"

Posted by: haleakala1 Sep 9 2005, 11:49 PM

do you need an enema?

Posted by: short_stop08 Sep 10 2005, 12:03 AM

Last year in our Biology 1 class we were looking at this chart to see the per trees were still alive after a fire. One percentage went up and the rest went down. This boy asked me so did the fire make the trees grow. How stupid is that? Fire burns everything. Duh. And i thought I was slow.

Posted by: mz sneaky Sep 10 2005, 02:17 AM

"WHY?" =o

Posted by: andromeda_90 Sep 10 2005, 09:58 AM

One time when I was in 6th grade, this girl beside me poked my back so I turned around and asked, "What's 10 x 2?" ...............................
.........

................................................................................
..................................

It was during READING class too.

*EDIT*

I got another one, this girl in geography asked me, "Shouldn't the flag have 51 states since Canada is a state itself?"

Those aren't really genious or "lol" questions but they were the dumbest that was asked to me during my whole life.

Posted by: Hell-Rell Sep 10 2005, 10:15 AM

when I was drinkin some pop and my lil sister asked me "are you going to drink that?"

What the hell does it look like I'm doing?

Posted by: ermfermoo Sep 10 2005, 10:18 AM

"Whats a Holocaust?"

Posted by: ChibiChimomo Sep 10 2005, 10:52 AM

i took a shower then my hair was still wet and i put a towel around it. then i got out of the bathroom and my mom or dad asks, "Did you take a shower?"

Like....seriously...one day im just going to say, "No i danced with the garden gnomes through the sprinklers in the backyard..."

Posted by: danielle_x3 Sep 10 2005, 11:11 AM

when i was volunteering at my church, somebody called and asked
'what time is the 5:30PM mass' and i was like.. uhh . . 5:30?

Posted by: Claudel Sep 10 2005, 11:37 AM

2005 Dumbest/Lamest Question: "Why do you say Thank You?"

LOL! Since i was asked by 23848 ppl, there are lots of DUMMIES or just BRAINLESS Ppl's are at CB.

Posted by: L!ckitySplit Sep 10 2005, 02:09 PM

oh oh! i heard this one kid ask a racist dumb question to this kid.

"you have a big nose...are you Jewish?"

Posted by: Paradox of Life Sep 10 2005, 02:15 PM

^ Damn...

OH YES. I remember. Someone asked this in Texas History (after about 3 weeks of learning about Spanish missions)

"Are Spaniards from Spain?"

And then when were talking about different kinds of habitats/organisms, etc, someone asked the teacher..

"Isn't everything alive?"

And I yelled "IS YOUR TABLE BREATHING, TARAH?"

Yeh.. my teacher moved me to an island all by mehself.

Posted by: L!ckitySplit Sep 10 2005, 02:17 PM

lol^

"how come not all black peoples gums are pink?"

Posted by: [pshaa]shauna Sep 10 2005, 02:19 PM

LMAO, that cracked me up.

This was just my brother annoying me, but he always asks stupid questions like, "What's a towel?" He's 10 years old. I want to hit him upside the head so bad sometimes.

Posted by: xMayleex Sep 10 2005, 02:24 PM

Well once on MSN, i had my name as Maylee and he says to me "Whats you name?" and i said Maylee and like 10 minutes later he asked me again, i was like umm odd little person with a 5 second memory.

Posted by: mishyerr Sep 10 2005, 03:09 PM

"...Are you Asian?"

about marching band
"Do you actually have to MEMORIZE where you're going?!"


about Starwars, talking about the lightsabers
"Are you gonna carry around those skywalkers?"

rofl. <3 The last two were by the same person, who happens to be my best friend <3

Posted by: shawty_redd Sep 10 2005, 03:46 PM

are u black?

i was like

Posted by: Funky Buddha Sep 10 2005, 03:49 PM

"Is it true that its hard for asian people to see because of their eyes?"
-Nicole (xkalichik4lifeX ~ or some shit like that)

Posted by: helllla jankyyyy Sep 10 2005, 04:12 PM

^ Ahahaha i love that girl.
I have another question from her.

"Lorena, is it true that unicorns REALLY don't exist??"
-Nicole (xkali_chik_4_lifex)

Posted by: Funky Buddha Sep 10 2005, 04:16 PM

^seriously... I was like... you ARE white huh? More specifically blonde. She just said... "huh? what?"

Posted by: helllla jankyyyy Sep 10 2005, 04:18 PM

Ahahaha Nicole is my hero. Ahahaha

Posted by: Funky Buddha Sep 10 2005, 04:23 PM

She brings entertainment to the table when there's nothing to talk about. I'll give her that

Posted by: short_stop08 Sep 10 2005, 11:27 PM

That's not really dumb because there are a ton of us out here that just know it is well known but not what it's all about.

Posted by: Skyline Drive Sep 10 2005, 11:28 PM

"Where's Virginia at?"


Yeah. That kid was a moron. I'm pretty sure he thought Virginia was in Texas.

Posted by: jEllyBeaNs Sep 10 2005, 11:41 PM

once some kid of a different race than me asked "is it hotter for you to be out in the sun, because black attracts the sun?" weird!

Posted by: lolita kitty Sep 11 2005, 11:25 AM

oh yeah. that reminds me.

"where is the kentucky derby?"

haha. wow ._.

Posted by: Midnight Faerie Sep 11 2005, 12:39 PM

"How do you spell 'I'?"




No, I'm dead serious. This happened in 7th grade, mind you.

Posted by: ROARxD Sep 11 2005, 12:46 PM

kid #1: Oh wow everyone here is chinese
Me: i know right
kid #2: Hey where you from?

Posted by: Maestro Sep 11 2005, 12:55 PM

Where does cheese come from? I was like omg, are you serious that you don't know?

Posted by: Nightmare_Phoenix Sep 11 2005, 09:41 PM

Yo, can i get a dollar?

right after he lends me a dollar.

gee, sure. -_-

Posted by: bloggle Sep 11 2005, 10:45 PM

ok well im standing at the bus stop waiting for the bus checkin my watch when someone comes up to me and asks:
"did the bus come yet?"
well if it came would i be standin here waiting for it? i dunt think so...

no i have more....
of course i know this happens to most of us...but we were in the theatres one time me n my friends n were half way into the movie and my one firend leans ver and asks:
" yo did you see that?"
ok well i dont think i spent 9 bucks to come here n stare at the ceiling...i dont bout you but i know i didnt...

Posted by: L!ckitySplit Sep 11 2005, 10:50 PM

friend Alex: Evan, is it.... true?
Me: what's true?
Alex: you know
Me: nooo.....
Alex: do black guys have big.....schlongers?
Me: well i dont know i haven measured every black guys d**k in the world Alex, but....yes it is true.

gosh what a dumb question haha

Posted by: Levy2k6 Sep 12 2005, 01:24 PM

is that a Cat 5 Cable?? (networking joke)

Posted by: ermfermoo Sep 12 2005, 02:55 PM

...

Dude. Thats really bad.

But yeah, in many western states people believe Jews are demons with devil horns and wings. So I guess its not too surprising.

Posted by: dum_blonde101 Sep 12 2005, 03:30 PM

One time i was talking to my friend Mariah about something and all the sudden my other friend came up and she goes hi Mariah! Then looks at me and goes "Hi"! Then she looks at mariah and goes Wheres Ashleigh. Im Ashleigh!! All MAriah Had to do was start laughing and she looked ever and realized ti was me!! She Felt Like A Total Idiot!! I Do ALOT of stuff like that but i dont remember any specific time.

Posted by: googleyeyes Sep 12 2005, 06:00 PM

my mom asked me if i knew i was wearing tight pants................................

Posted by: jsmooth4ever Sep 12 2005, 06:09 PM

Broke my heart when I heard a kid ask me whats a Nintendo?

Posted by: Maestro Sep 12 2005, 07:27 PM

Can ghosts really make things move?

Posted by: Heathasm Sep 12 2005, 08:13 PM

what....WHAT?!

how old was he?

Posted by: mzkandi Sep 12 2005, 08:17 PM

damn

Posted by: [pshaa]shauna Sep 12 2005, 08:20 PM

O-M-G

*dies*

--------

Shauna, what's you xanga? That is a comment someone left me on my xanga once last month.

Posted by: kazukizaki Sep 12 2005, 08:33 PM

HAHA i remember a stupid question.
anyways. this was with my friend in french class.
her: where'd you get your jeans?
me: from vietnam.
her: what store is that?
me: i got it in vietnam.
her: what the hell is vietnam?
me: its a country! haven't you heard of the vietnam war?
her: i though that vietnam war was only a name!!

Posted by: Doctor Soul Sep 12 2005, 11:50 PM

"What's pythagorean theorem?"

Posted by: torngemini Sep 13 2005, 02:53 AM

I work at the Burker King within my movie theatre cinema and this guy asked me if I knew what a veggie burger was

Also along with working in a MOVIE THEATRE:

"Do you guys sell lottery tickets?"
"How much are your packs of smokes?"

we're not a supermarket!! JEEZ!!

Posted by: torngemini Sep 13 2005, 02:54 AM

Now that's just stupid LOL

**sorry double-post!!**

Posted by: pastellove_ Sep 18 2005, 02:59 PM

hahaha that's hilarious.


mine would have to be someone calling my house phone and asking, " Are you home?"

Posted by: BeaChBLonDii021 Oct 12 2005, 05:12 PM

Is your hair blonde or light brown?

i thought it was stupid, because my hair is platinum blonde.

Posted by: BarreL Oct 12 2005, 05:19 PM

to me :
" Are You A Twin ? "

now , thats acceptable , but not after the teacher has made a huge deal about it weeks earlier , then all of a sudden you keep bombarding me with questions .... uggh ... thats so damn annoying ....

Posted by: AQu01rius Oct 12 2005, 06:21 PM

haha speaking of rice..
I remember how I hated once someone asked me
"how many rice do you have?"

I was like "wtf.."
lol

Posted by: cfaye3char Oct 12 2005, 07:07 PM

My cousin came over to my house and there is a sofa in front of the tv. she asked me if I sat on that sofa....like duh yeah so I can watch tv. she is just dizzy.

Posted by: AQu01rius Oct 12 2005, 07:30 PM

another dumb question I hate:

"Why don't you cut your hair?" well because I like long hair?

Posted by: Im So Vain Oct 12 2005, 07:38 PM

Are you really a senior?

What did you do to your hair?

You took your braids out?

Do you speak another language? (that was from my math teacher)

Posted by: yummy_delight Oct 12 2005, 07:43 PM

How does it go in? (it refering to a penis. She was 15 and didn't understand what sex was.)

Posted by: BOLIN_Vee Oct 12 2005, 07:49 PM

"were adam and eve monkeys?"

Posted by: [Filp]Essence Oct 12 2005, 10:27 PM

why are you human? why are you filipino, a lot of dumbas*es say those dumb questions.

Posted by: ecargnmyst Oct 12 2005, 10:49 PM

i know many...but cant think of any...hm ok..."are you ok?" when ur clearly in pain is really dumb...lol...imagine a guy w/ a gunshot wound and is bleeding...ppl rush up and ask "are you ok??" hahaha

oh..."wait, wheres the U.S?"

hmm..iono..i can think of dumb answers to questions tho..lol

Posted by: sm0kinm0nky Oct 12 2005, 11:03 PM

Probably alot, but I don't remeber them. I remeber this one today from science class:

I was doing a lab with my labpartner/friend and I wrote 1337 on this kids binder that was sitting next to me and he's like "WHATS ONE THREE THREE SEVEN!!!!?!!?!?", "IS IT SOME MATH PROBLEM? ARE THEY LIKE THEY LETTERS FROM THE PHONE OR SOMETHING WHAT IS ITT???"

Posted by: o0olaalaa Oct 12 2005, 11:12 PM

well i made a new sn and this is the convo

Gasp its Angel(Me): Hey made a new sn
Friend: Who is this?

Posted by: simx Oct 13 2005, 01:20 AM

My sister and I are twins...
"are you two twins"
"yeaaaa...."
"are you related???"

Posted by: andromeda_90 Oct 13 2005, 04:24 PM

GENIOUS

Posted by: b0st0ngrl Oct 13 2005, 04:26 PM

Hahaha, that's great!

Friend: Lance Armstrong..wasn't he the first guy on the moon?
(And she was serious.)

This isn't a stupid question, just a stupid answer
Driver's Ed Teacher: What is alcohol made of?
Girl in class: Alcohol.

Posted by: exotic_pinoy Oct 13 2005, 04:49 PM

wake someone by asking " what time I'm going to wake you up?"

lol

Posted by: andromeda_90 Oct 13 2005, 05:42 PM

^LMFAO

Posted by: jooleeah Oct 13 2005, 06:27 PM

I got a new screename, and it was "joooooleeah". When I imed someone, I thought they would automatically know who I was....but they weren't smart enough to figure it out. -___- Isn't it kind of obvious?

Posted by: Blue-Chan Oct 13 2005, 08:13 PM

My friend asked, "What are Indians? Where are they from?"

Posted by: sunsuke01 Oct 14 2005, 09:44 PM

Oh theres so many but Ill give you my three favorite:

Oh! You're adopted? Was tavis (my twin brother) adopted too?

What language do you speak in England?
(Normally responded to as "French" and Ill speak french for a while, or even Anglican, and then I proceed to speak a language mostly fiction, but resembling german. After which I normally repeat "ENGland ENGlish"

Hmm...what was the other....I sppose
"Can I ask you something?"

Posted by: LEGITERICJONES Oct 14 2005, 09:55 PM

"Who are black people?"

A little kid asked me that. He was like 4 or 5. I think he was english.

Posted by: peggysturr Oct 14 2005, 11:18 PM

What is a "blondie"?

Posted by: mysticbreeze Oct 15 2005, 10:23 AM

I'm a vegetarian and people always ask me if I eat fish or chicken so I say no and then they say why? I'm like didn't you ever learn that fish and chicken are animals ugh.

Posted by: b0st0ngrl Oct 15 2005, 10:35 AM

Oh yeah, I just remembered another question,
"What is crackers and cheese?"

And I remembered I made a topic similiar to this once...
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=96554&hl=

Posted by: khraene Oct 15 2005, 01:44 PM

"Wait, there are 52 states, right?"

My friends rock.

Posted by: AtLxKeLvInx Oct 15 2005, 05:59 PM

*rides the roflcopter* Took me a while to get that ._.;;

Hmm, after seeing Lord of the Rings in 6th grade, me 'n my friends (currently obsessed with LOTR) were talking about the plot...

then my friend was like "Who's Isengard?"

><" I mean maybe you dnw keep up with the plot but we just watched the movie...xDDD
If you dont get it, Isengard's a PLACE.




Another one... by myself.

Me: What's the square root of 1?
All: ._.;;

Posted by: D1SMANTLED Oct 15 2005, 06:55 PM

"hey tracy, whats your name?"

Then he slaps himself mentally. it was no joke or anything, he really asked me.

Posted by: mo_rox Oct 15 2005, 07:06 PM

Friend: "Did you know the monsters in Monsters Inc. are really people dressed in costumes?"

Me: "What?"

Friend: "Well, how else would they have the bloopers?"

Posted by: BarreL Oct 15 2005, 07:10 PM

same thing , except my screen name is iASSUMEitsLESLIE

it amazes me how stupid people can be .

Posted by: Hiphop d[-_-]b Nov 12 2005, 07:34 PM

"Did the bus come yet ? "

If the bus came would i be standing here dipshit ?


Ahahaha thats off those list things floating all around the internet

Posted by: Statistik Nov 12 2005, 07:36 PM

Are you chinese?

Posted by: yummy_delight Nov 12 2005, 07:38 PM

"Is Santa Clause real?"

Posted by: Hiphop d[-_-]b Nov 12 2005, 07:39 PM

^ But he is.

Posted by: herizon xP Nov 13 2005, 01:19 AM

"Are you gay?"

the f**k, son?

Posted by: Teesa Nov 13 2005, 01:28 AM

Hahaaa.

I think someone asked me what a lawn mower was once.

Posted by: helllla jankyyyy Nov 13 2005, 01:49 AM

http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=96554&hl=

topics merged

Posted by: Szeh Nov 13 2005, 09:21 AM

I'm asian; chinese.

My friend asked me: What are you? Asian or Chinese?

Like WTF?

Posted by: mouse_3k Nov 13 2005, 11:22 AM

- r u spanish
-can u get pregnant from a bj

Posted by: jEllyBeaNs Nov 13 2005, 11:49 AM

why are ur eyes black?

Posted by: b0st0ngrl Nov 13 2005, 12:00 PM

Ok, so in Driver's Ed, we were talking about how you can't have open bottles of alcohol in your car..

Girl in class: So, how do you bring home beer if you buy it at the store?
Teacher: Well, it's closed, isn't it?
Girl: Oh. Well what if you get in a car accident and then the beer bottles break and so they look like they were open?

And then we were talking about how police have the right to search your car if they think you are drunk (or some topic along those lines) and the same girl goes:
What if you're at a gas station and you trip while you get out of your car and the police think your drunk?

Posted by: mzbbc Nov 13 2005, 12:25 PM

him: have you ever gotten raped by a tampon before?
me: ...wtf?

lmao he was all concerned too.

Posted by: celticsluvr Nov 13 2005, 12:28 PM

do you got mirrors in your pants? cause i see me in `em...
ahaha they got that from tony yayo...ahaha...oh and
this guy i never even met, he said you wanna go to the movies?
that was pretty dumb..

Posted by: Weird addiction Nov 14 2005, 11:34 AM

Me: Guess what? My dutch teacher is a lesbian
Mom: Really? Is it a man or a woman?

Posted by: StanleyThePanda Nov 14 2005, 02:53 PM

"Jamey Adcox and Josh Adcox look like twins!"
Me:"thats because they are"
"really??? I had no idea"

thats not really a question....but w/e lol

Posted by: HabzVip Nov 18 2005, 01:12 PM

lol

Posted by: sadolakced acid Nov 18 2005, 08:23 PM

can i ask you a question?

Posted by: lilxlan Nov 18 2005, 09:32 PM

There's a list of them but one was do you wash your dishes in the river? -.-; Its amazing how people are so close-minded.

Posted by: heyisti Nov 19 2005, 02:37 AM

**ARE YOU SERIOUS??**

Posted by: Retrogressive Nov 19 2005, 02:39 AM

"What's the meaning of life?"

Posted by: anqie Nov 19 2005, 02:42 AM

i don't think there's a dumbest question because people always asking me some stupid shit questions that doesn't even take a brain to solve.

Posted by: heyisti Nov 19 2005, 04:15 AM

"Which come first Chicken or Egg?

answer: how the Fcuk do I know. im aint GOD!!!

Posted by: Julie. Nov 19 2005, 05:35 AM

'how much do you weigh.?'
maybe it wasn't dumb, more like rude.

Posted by: hall0w Nov 19 2005, 11:09 AM

lol these questions are funny

Posted by: simx Nov 19 2005, 04:57 PM

I have a twin sister... someone asked me "how long have you two been twins"

srry idk if I posted that already...

Posted by: xxheartbreak. Nov 19 2005, 05:07 PM

did you know that breathing makes you live longer?

Posted by: yourfriendsteph Nov 19 2005, 05:18 PM

once someone asked me if princess diana was from america
i about died

Posted by: frenchaddict88 Nov 19 2005, 05:42 PM

HOW DOES INK COME OUT OF PENS?

Posted by: GetMiNE_GetY0URS Nov 19 2005, 06:35 PM

My little sister asked me where her backpack was. After a few mintues of searching, she realized she was wearing it.

Posted by: emazing Nov 19 2005, 08:04 PM

Do you think you're pretty?

No, I don't think I'm pretty.
- -
Are you a Harry Potter fan or something?

Well, D'oh. ;]

Posted by: vehvih Nov 19 2005, 09:16 PM

Questions that were asked to me:

"Do you hate America?"
"Do you believe in God again?"
"Don't you want to go to heaven?"
"Do you want to be pregnant?" topic went on having a boyfriend.
"Am I pretty?" asked by my sister dozen of time.
"Why won't you believe in God?"
"Are you a rocker?"
"What's 12 times 2?"
I answered the phone, and it says "Who is this?"
"Who's that guy with the yellow hair??" supposed to be blonde, not yellow.

D: But L can't go into the water cuz she got a problem.
Me: What problem?
D: She has her period.
Me: Dude, that is not a problem.
D: It isn't?
Me: No.

Also, when an Asian asks me a question in a different language I do not speak!!!!

Posted by: NyCaZnShOrtAii Nov 22 2005, 11:37 PM

i dunno..

Posted by: deus_ex_machina Dec 21 2005, 08:32 PM

My little sister asked me two questions that sent me laughing:

"Big sis, I'm confused. They say everything falls because of gravity, but the water from South Poll is not falling... it should be in space right now."

"What's the big deal about Bird Flu anyway? The birds are just flying!" (she thought it was bird flew)

... my little sis can be so weird at times

Posted by: Asheia_Productions Dec 21 2005, 08:40 PM

Actually I was reading through those and it reminded me of a stupid question I asked once.

It was my first day of school in a new town my freshman year of high school, and in first hour there where two girls that were also new. They were both from the same town. Which I found odd, so I asked, "are you two sisters?" They were. Identical twins. I see now how they kinda look alike, but I personally don't think they look alike. However, some people can't tell a difference. Bleh, oh well.

Posted by: m.ar.i.a Dec 21 2005, 08:43 PM

hey i did that too, except w/ my hair brush... it was on the sofa that i was sitting on :P

Posted by: Smoogrish Dec 21 2005, 08:44 PM

Haha I'm pretty sure I've heard a ton, but they aren't really coming up in my mind.. I think most of the time it was me asking dumb questions..

Posted by: RiC3xBoy Dec 21 2005, 08:46 PM

OH OH, recent one: "So, did know my boyfriend hit me from behind?"

Posted by: skp86 Dec 21 2005, 08:47 PM

ha ha! No one ever asked me this but

-Mean Girls

Posted by: KissMe2408 Dec 22 2005, 03:39 AM

I've been asked a lot of dumb questions, but my personal favorite that comes up every other day:

"Are you asian?"

no, duh.

Posted by: smearedmakeup Dec 22 2005, 12:31 PM

"Why don't you believe in God?"
"Because I don't believe in him.."
"oh, you're buddhist, right?"
"no.."

My god, I'm atheist.

Posted by: De112 Dec 22 2005, 01:03 PM

it was on the football field, during practice, one of my homeboys ask me what time it was...i was like...does it look like i play w/ a watch?

Posted by: xscore Dec 22 2005, 01:12 PM

when im in the restroom, my mom's like, "what are you doing in there?"


LOL

Posted by: mzbbc Dec 22 2005, 01:16 PM

"what's the difference between a backpack and a knapsack?"

Posted by: lolita kitty Dec 22 2005, 01:18 PM

I got asked once if I was "one of those black kids that looked white"..

Posted by: De112 Dec 22 2005, 01:40 PM

ahahahaha this is a convo w/ Eva [smearedmakeup] and I.

Eva: are camels those ugly things?

Posted by: celticsluvr Dec 22 2005, 01:44 PM

some girl asked me this;
"you dress up with polo`s your white?"

haha.. gosh ever heard of class?

Posted by: smearedmakeup Dec 22 2005, 02:00 PM

I find that question full of intellegence.

Posted by: Levy2k6 Dec 22 2005, 02:36 PM

isn't that Will Smith?

(talking about Will Ferrell)

Posted by: DizzyDucky09 Dec 24 2005, 11:39 PM

"are you north or south korean?" im sorry tht juss pisses me off

and in 8th grade this girl asked what a 2x4 was and wen we told her she was like, "sorry i don't play with wood"...i thought tht was pretty stupid

Posted by: aznxdreamer Dec 24 2005, 11:58 PM

my friend asked, "hey, can i borrow a dollar so i can pay felicia back?"

and a convo my friend overheard, some cheerleaders talkin:
girl 1: so why does martin luther king get a holiday? he wasn't a president!
girl2 : no no, i think he was, actually.

Posted by: RupertGrintluvr15 Dec 25 2005, 12:02 AM

What type of animal is your cat?

Posted by: jEllyBeaNs Dec 28 2005, 01:45 AM

^ haha i hope your not talkin about me

Posted by: The Corpse Bride Dec 28 2005, 02:01 AM

"Are you gothic or a punk rocker?"

What the..

Posted by: KMFDM_MDFMK Dec 28 2005, 02:44 AM

Do you know you are waering shoes?

Posted by: iced__cappucino Dec 28 2005, 03:23 AM

This was on the bus
Me: Hey! Im stephanie. Whats yours?
Deanna: Deanna
Me: cool. wheres your stop?
Deanna: the first one "Location disclosed. =)"
Me: ohh i see.
literally like..2 minutes later
Me: wheres your stop?

T_T maannn. but yeah thats pretty much how i met my best friend. haha. =D


iv got tons more..but yeah

Posted by: Stephire Dec 28 2005, 03:29 AM

"Did you know there was a zit on your nose?"

Posted by: lil_chubby_cheeks2 Dec 28 2005, 09:02 PM

omgshh same here
i dont even know who the heck they are

Posted by: chaneun Dec 28 2005, 09:06 PM

5 years old: some kid in my kindergarten class asked if i was pmsing.


not kidding -___-

Posted by: Solipsist Dec 28 2005, 09:06 PM

Well, are you?

- Solipsist

Posted by: chaneun Dec 28 2005, 09:12 PM

no, jose </3

Posted by: faded23 Dec 28 2005, 09:34 PM

So I have a few

1) I worked at this camp in the summer where people all over the states come down and work so our nametags have our name and our state on them such as:

Angela
Minnesota

and so this little girl comes up to me and shes like "Why is everyones last name a state?"' I told her it was a requirement

2) I work at a deli and a lot of old people come up and ask "What's on a meat and cheese tray?" We're like hmmmmmmm maybe meat and cheese?

3) Me and my friend cassandra were trying to find out if we worked this weekend and I'm said "I know we work on New Year's Eve but I don't know if we work on New Year's" and she goes "There's more than one New Years."

WOW she is dumb

Posted by: JuneRamone Dec 28 2005, 09:44 PM

i was watching tv the other day and i see my mom walking back and forth looking for something, she looked worried then finally says "have you seen my glasses?" i thought it was a joke and when i noticed she was serious i said "mom youre wearing them"

Posted by: April__x Dec 28 2005, 10:41 PM

"What are you doing?" over the phone. HELLO, i'm talking to you.

Posted by: The_AZN_Godfather Dec 31 2005, 12:09 AM

"Can I ask you a question?"

You just did.

Posted by: faithin_felix Dec 31 2005, 06:46 AM

i'm not sure but my friend was hosting a new year's eve party..
HIM: can you make it to my new year's eve party?
PERSON: when is it?

lol, thats pretty hilarous, right thurr

Posted by: MF Doom Jan 1 2006, 06:10 AM

Are you wearing a mask?

Posted by: Programmer Jan 1 2006, 08:17 AM

*is watching the news with my friend*

"today tempature is a high of 21°which would be 9° plus wind chill. with a low dropping down to about 15° for tonight"

*friend looks at me*

friend:"hey man you ready to head out?"
me: "yeah lets go"
friend:"do i need a jacket? is it cold out?"
me : --;
friend: is it?"
me: *walks away*

Posted by: iced__cappucino Jan 3 2006, 12:04 AM

nvmm (=

Posted by: Smoogrish Jan 3 2006, 08:36 PM

GAHAHAHHAH.. wow I didn't even know what pmsing was in kindergarten.. I bet I would've thought it was.. Poopy Mice Squad or something weird.

Posted by: Hiphop d[-_-]b Jan 16 2006, 11:53 PM

BUMP.


Suzzette: How would you know how a black eye looks ?


Knowing my history, that has to be one of the stupidest things I have ever been asked. Lol JK. Love you Mrs Q

Posted by: annabel_x Jan 17 2006, 05:07 PM

this person asked me:

"AM I FROM EARTH?"

i was like wtf..

Posted by: jooleeah Jan 17 2006, 05:13 PM

I get asked that ALL the time. seriously, wth.

Posted by: xnofearx Jan 17 2006, 05:19 PM

"What's the different between an iPod and an MP3 player?"

I'm so sick and tired of that question...

Posted by: simx Mar 28 2006, 05:55 AM

~What is acne?
~OMG you can die from AIDS?[/b][b]

Posted by: AZN_DRAGON Mar 28 2006, 06:48 AM

Whenever something good or bad happends, everytime ppl will say, How did it feel? Wich irritates the sh*t outa me because they knew the situation, and yet they say it. Everytime someone says that i respond saying, What do you think? Lol.

Posted by: addictedtoyoux3 Mar 28 2006, 03:27 PM

This girl once asked my friends and I if eskimos were real

Posted by: juliar Mar 28 2006, 03:56 PM

Alright, so it's February around 12, 13?

My friend asked me, "Isn't it March in China? Yay! I'm 14 in China!"

Posted by: islandgirl4eva Mar 28 2006, 04:22 PM

"Why is Christmas always on a Sunday?"

Posted by: xLDSx Mar 28 2006, 05:39 PM

i have a friend ((whos a freshman)) who was talking about d**k Clark on New Year's Eve, I didnt watch it, and i knew he had been sick -- so i asked her how he looked?
and she asks me " what do you mean how did d**k Clark look - - isnt that the name of the ball that drops??"

:)

Posted by: ROARxD Mar 28 2006, 08:39 PM

everyday i get asked a stupid and like random question. I like them; they give me something to laugh about >_>

Posted by: tic tac. Mar 28 2006, 08:45 PM

So, my SN is tiiiiinaaaaah and someone asked me: "What is your name?"

Posted by: slut Mar 28 2006, 09:02 PM

what happens if you get a guy and a girl and have them do a 69 position and the girl eats the guy's penis? what happens know? does the guy still gets an orgasm?

Posted by: hiromi Mar 28 2006, 09:07 PM

"Are you hindu?"

From the last time I checked in the mirror, I'm pretty sure I don't look anything near Indian.

Posted by: Ice Cream 4 U Mar 28 2006, 10:54 PM

Sierra, don't you just love the smell of wet water?

Yes, I'll try steak fries. *waits until he gets steak fries* WTF? Why are these potato??

Posted by: happykmd Mar 29 2006, 07:07 PM

A girl in my english class last year (9th grade) raised her hand and asked what the difference was between a noun and a verb.

And.. well, this is kinda off-topic, but one day during spanish while we were watching a movie i put a fake scratchcard under her desk... and got someone to tell her there was something under her desk. then she asked "what am i supposed to do with this?" once she finally scratched it, she started freaking out... thinking that she just won $50,000. By that time, most of the class knew what was going on. After class was over she literally ran out screaming trying to find her boyfriend to tell him about it. She finally found out it was fake after showing it to her mom. I thought she was going to KILL me the next day. What air-head.

Posted by: Smoogrish Mar 29 2006, 07:15 PM

^ Hey, I like Airheads! Mmm. That's one piece of good candy there.

"Is your hair really black?"

Questions like that make me laugh. Yes, my hair is black, not purple or pink, unfortunately. Although red highlights would be cool.

Posted by: subway Mar 30 2006, 12:02 AM

is michael jackson dead?

Posted by: tanichick Mar 30 2006, 12:06 AM

Umm this COMPLETELY random guy who I didn't even know asked me "how old are you in woman years"

I was like "Wtf? YOu just don't ask people that..."

hehe =\

Posted by: Chii Mar 30 2006, 02:08 AM

Cute Guy: What are as in nationality?
Me: Chinese.
Cute Guy: Do you understand Korean?
Me: Umm...no...
Cute Guy: Really? You don't understand it at all?
Me: Korea and China are different countries and have different cultures...
Cute Guy: I know but you can't understand a little Korean?
Me: No.
Cute Guy: Ahh...
Me:

Posted by: sillakilla220 Mar 30 2006, 02:36 AM

this is easy... this one night this nasty ass bitch had the nerve to ask me if i wanted her to toss my salad

Posted by: sw33t_rouge Mar 30 2006, 04:34 AM

is bamboo a plant..?

me: ..duh

Posted by: smearedmakeup Mar 30 2006, 09:06 AM

A couple friends of mine and I were at IHOP, and my friend was eating pancakes, and the one girl that was with us asked, "Oh, my God, are those McGriddles? I LOVE THOSE!"
And the rest of the crew were just like.. "uhh "

Posted by: Zatanna Mar 30 2006, 03:44 PM

"Will your son grow out of it?"

--- When asked about my son's autism. I am amazed at how many times I'm asked this question.

Posted by: Smoogrish Mar 30 2006, 04:15 PM

HAHAH. *cough* McDonalds, anyone?

Posted by: APPLEjuicex Mar 30 2006, 06:55 PM

are you asian?


..considering im chinese and look asian..haha.

Posted by: LiLaZnGirL122 Mar 31 2006, 03:22 AM

HAAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH that was funnie um a stupid q that sum 1 asked meee is..... wait i cant remmeber

Posted by: Star27 Mar 31 2006, 10:28 AM

my best friend asked me if veggies had feelings because they are alive....

yea she can be very blonde sometimes...

Posted by: c0cONuTTeR Mar 31 2006, 10:41 AM

hmm let me think?

probably some weird random question having NOTHING to do with the current topic of dicussion.

loz0r.

Posted by: aicilah999 Mar 31 2006, 06:26 PM

"Hey. I want to read Pride&&Prejudice too. Isn't it about prejudice?"

-_____- stupid kid.

Posted by: xbabyboo Mar 31 2006, 06:47 PM

The dumbest would be..

"If there were 7 fishes and 3 drowned..how many are left?"
and
"Whats the number to 911?"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
I don`t know if anyone said that but I don`t feel like reading 12 pgs..

Posted by: toxic-candy Mar 31 2006, 07:52 PM

Me: ..blah blah.. and it was my 10 year old sister!!

Laughter..

Friend: And how old was she?!

Me: 10..?

Posted by: subway Mar 31 2006, 09:36 PM

where is all this air coming from?