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Posted by: DoPeY_aLaN Jun 17 2004, 06:03 PM
Girls are like phones, they like to talk a lot. if press the wrong button.....will be disconnected...
Posted by: Yemmerz Jun 17 2004, 06:07 PM
Well guys are like parking spots. The good ones are usually taken. 
Posted by: laur3nw Jun 17 2004, 06:09 PM
haha very good analogies..i would have never thought of those. both true too 
Posted by: DavidxN Jun 17 2004, 06:14 PM
oh yeah? well girls are like condoms, they spend more time in your wallet than on your d*ck
Posted by: DoPeY_aLaN Jun 17 2004, 06:15 PM
Girls are like chocolate, very sweet sometimes......but if you hold it too tight, it will melt away
Posted by: Yemmerz Jun 17 2004, 06:15 PM
Guys are like tampons, only in there for one reason.
[i hope that made sense...]
Posted by: DavidxN Jun 17 2004, 06:20 PM
haha thats a good one
Posted by: d3v1l1ci0us Jun 17 2004, 06:21 PM
haha, girls are like toilets, the good ones are taken the rest are full of shit! HAHA i forgot where i got that..
Posted by: Yemmerz Jun 17 2004, 06:22 PM
-_-;; Your supposed to be standing up for us.
Posted by: im___radx Jun 17 2004, 06:27 PM
boys are like slinkys. they're fun for awhile, but eventually its just fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
i wish i was the genius that made that up. <33333
Posted by: d3v1l1ci0us Jun 17 2004, 06:28 PM
i wish i was the genius that made that up. <33333
hahah thats a good one!
Posted by: Mini Jun 17 2004, 08:51 PM
lol funny similes. anyways, the best isn't always taken since they like to wait until the right one.
Posted by: Blueiyzboy Jun 18 2004, 08:12 AM
I think it is all stereotypical
Posted by: noobrice Jun 18 2004, 11:54 AM
Girls are like a game if JINGA.. you go for the wrong one and all falls down on you.. that was lame
Posted by: mai_z Jun 18 2004, 02:08 PM
aw, my friend told me this one, it's really sweet:
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true
Posted by: orionpax Jun 18 2004, 03:24 PM
girls are like bank accounts. they come with lots of benefits.
Posted by: Yemmerz Jun 18 2004, 03:39 PM
guys are like used cars. they refuse to go the extra mile.
Posted by: archana Jun 18 2004, 03:40 PM
girls are female, boys are male.
There.
Posted by: XxKrNqTcUiTyxX Jun 18 2004, 03:42 PM
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true
awww that one is sooooo kyoote!!!!!
okie welll i got a few, i dont rili know where they came from tho ^^' here we go:
Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
Posted by: MisSyHangy Jun 19 2004, 02:47 AM
Guys are like lollipops, sweet at first. Each girl gets a small sample till they drop them and they lose their virginity. Now who wantz a dirty lollipop?
- dere so mean.. ><"
Posted by: pikimoo Jun 19 2004, 03:00 AM
I don't want a dirty lollipop 
Guys are like black lights. Easy to turn on, but not very bright.
Just made that one up, so I'm not sure if it made sense.
Posted by: iheartsimba Jun 19 2004, 10:51 AM
lol these are really funny. i don't know any, where do you come up with these!
Posted by: MisSyHangy Jun 19 2004, 02:56 PM
keke.. lolx.. " the bf remote "
Posted by: inn0centmarianne Jun 19 2004, 10:22 PM
I swear, that boyfriend remote always has me cracking up, lol...
Posted by: distortedMIND Jun 19 2004, 10:48 PM
heh, those are funny. too bad I don't have anything.
Posted by: wayne Jun 19 2004, 11:00 PM
girls are like porno's, they get you horny, until the bf comes and f*ckes if up....
[EDiT]
lol im a dumb@$$, i think of the dumbest stuff.
Posted by: illmizzkim Jun 20 2004, 09:24 AM
i want a clean lollipop..
Posted by: swe3txprincesz Jun 20 2004, 10:49 AM
i cant think of anything all the wuns i kno yu people already sed
Posted by: itzmeehsarz Jun 20 2004, 02:58 PM
wtf? some girls aren't talkative...not me..lols...before..but nows im pretty normal... but boys are like parking lots is so TRUE! haha...
Posted by: immersion31 Jun 20 2004, 05:30 PM
good comparisons. lol
Posted by: ryfitaDF Jun 20 2004, 05:50 PM
girls are like honey. they're sweet intill they get too sticky.
Posted by: joanna0304 Jun 25 2004, 12:18 PM
pretty kool ne 1 have ne more
Posted by: killmewith_love Jun 26 2004, 01:32 AM
wow HAHA i love the "boys are like tampons;;they're only in there for one reason."
Posted by: LiLmIsSvAnDy Jun 26 2004, 01:40 AM
lol I found a short story in someone's signature and thought it was very true
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Posted by: tu sho Jun 26 2004, 02:51 AM
ha ha xD
Posted by: kuT3 BuT psYcH0 Jun 27 2004, 12:01 AM
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
i lub tha short story!! sho tru
Posted by: AngieLily Apr 11 2005, 04:41 PM
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
that's so cute! and very very true. makes you wonder...
Posted by: Szeh Apr 11 2005, 06:45 PM
keep them going.
Posted by: Soleil Apr 13 2005, 08:33 PM
A really fast one is this.......Girls are like butterflies, hold them too tight and they will crush, hold them too loose and they will fly away.
Posted by: IamRad Apr 13 2005, 08:40 PM
lame...
guys are like ___ i dont have one..
Posted by: LittleLulu Apr 13 2005, 08:45 PM
hah if boys r like parking lots...then DAYUM i gotta good one 
haha anyone know how much those boyfriend remots cost???? n do they sell them at COSTO?? cuz now i know what to get my best friend for her birthday 
LMAO
and i want to thank my knight in shining silver shorts for picking me off of that apple tree =)
love u soo much alex <3
Posted by: xxaznxgurlxx Apr 14 2005, 09:59 PM
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true
awwww. i love that quote. sounds so sweet.
Posted by: sweetdreamsx3 Apr 14 2005, 10:09 PM
your signature is way too huge. I don't have any that I can think of right now, but the bf remote..that's hot. I WANT ONE! my bf is a jackass.
Posted by: HoodieObsessed Apr 15 2005, 12:51 AM
Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
hahahah, I like the "Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. " but I think that should be women because women dress themselves up an stuff, so it should be "women are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright." but ofcourse I Woudlnt' say that because I AM a women
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
too true Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
lmao, tha'ts awesome
Posted by: vz_danielle Apr 15 2005, 04:46 AM
yeah.
u're quite right.
but not all the girls like talking.
Posted by: soulless727 Apr 15 2005, 12:00 PM
ponies
Posted by: blah122986 Apr 18 2005, 06:59 PM
hahaha those are freakin hilarious......i got nothin blah..u guyz took all da good onez...
Posted by: 8zouci8 Jun 29 2010, 09:30 PM
I know tis looks to be dead but figured i might as well post this :D
"Girls are like RPG's, you gain XP as you go along, but the fights always get tougher." 
Posted by: Cum Jun 29 2010, 09:36 PM
Wow, at least make it funny if you're gonna bump a really old topic