The note:
QUOTE
I shouldn't set things on fire because I could burn people or things causing danger to health or damage to expensive objects, not to mention the mental trauma that follows the mental trauma that follows watching a house or person burn to the ground! I will not set and person or thing on fire again. I apologize for my actions and will learn from my mistakes. -Sincerely, your pyromaniac son, Joseph.
I'm gonna give it to them and I'll tell you what happens.
This is meant to be humorous. If you don't find it funny there is no need to tell me.