splendid
Jul 15 2009, 05:45 PM
have you ever been caught? where? describe? ahahahaha
karmakiller
Jul 15 2009, 06:49 PM
Isn't that what locks are for?
-DressYourEyelids-
Jul 15 2009, 07:27 PM
i got caught in the bathtub by phil. not the end of the world.
Harp
Jul 16 2009, 04:40 AM
damn. that'd be shitty.
Mikeplyts
Jul 16 2009, 05:21 AM
I'm a ninja.
iExquisite
Jul 16 2009, 11:17 PM
never. u need privacy to do things like that unless you are just wayy to horny && can't hold it
Maccabee
Jul 16 2009, 11:41 PM
No. Mainly because im not an idiot.
QUOTE(karmakiller @ Jul 15 2009, 06:49 PM)
Isn't that what locks are for?
I dont have a lock. And if I had one, my parents would be suspicious when it was locked. But then i would still be smart and lock it all the time so they wouldnt find it odd when it is locked.
Not that I do that stuff anyways, but im just saying.
MrStrife
Jul 17 2009, 06:24 PM
I never got caught masterbating but my momz found my porn stash. That sucked man, she was yelling at me all day about other stuff and I bet she told other people too. sighz
LittleMissSunshine
Jul 17 2009, 08:00 PM
^awh, why did she get mad? she shouldn't know that it's natural for you?
Maccabee
Jul 17 2009, 08:28 PM
QUOTE(paozuu @ Jul 17 2009, 08:00 PM)
^awh, why did she get mad? she shouldn't know that it's natural for you?
Well actually its not natural. Sex is, masturbating isnt.
none345678
Jul 17 2009, 08:45 PM
I caught my friend jerkin it once pretty hard once. I was all like
brooklyneast05
Jul 17 2009, 10:28 PM
QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 17 2009, 08:28 PM)
Well actually its not natural. Sex is, masturbating isnt.
yo monkey's jack off, how do you explain that one
smash
Jul 17 2009, 10:44 PM
^i've seen it happen. it was a little disturbing. the baboon was staring at us while he was doing it and he looked angry.
Gigi
Jul 17 2009, 10:48 PM
Actually, masturbating is natural, especially for men. Semen that has been "stored" for too long isn't as fertile as "fresh" semen. So evolutionarily speaking, men who masturbated and therefore had "fresher" sperm could impregnate women more easily.
Yup.
batman
Jul 17 2009, 10:55 PM
QUOTE(Gigi @ Jul 17 2009, 11:48 PM)
Actually, masturbating is natural, especially for men. Semen that has been "stored" for too long isn't as fertile as "fresh" semen. So evolutionarily speaking, men who masturbated and therefore had "fresher" sperm could impregnate women more easily.
Yup.
lol there's no use explaining it to the kid. stupid people just never
get it, yaknow?
Gigi
Jul 17 2009, 11:12 PM
Sigh. I know. I just can't contain the geek sometimes.
Maccabee
Jul 17 2009, 11:47 PM
QUOTE(Gigi @ Jul 17 2009, 10:48 PM)
Actually, masturbating is natural, especially for men. Semen that has been "stored" for too long isn't as fertile as "fresh" semen. So evolutionarily speaking, men who masturbated and therefore had "fresher" sperm could impregnate women more easily.
Yup.
QUOTE(kaijubot @ Jul 17 2009, 10:55 PM)
lol there's no use explaining it to the kid. stupid people just never get it, yaknow?
Actually there is a point because I never knew that and now I'm that much smarter.
datass
Jul 18 2009, 12:01 AM
QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 18 2009, 12:47 PM)
and now I'm that much smarter.
Maccabee
Jul 18 2009, 12:05 AM
QUOTE(Gigi @ Jul 17 2009, 10:48 PM)
Actually, masturbating is natural, especially for men. Semen that has been "stored" for too long isn't as fertile as "fresh" semen. So evolutionarily speaking, men who masturbated and therefore had "fresher" sperm could impregnate women more easily.
Yup.
One flaw...the longer you go without emptying the tank the more you produce. And dont you have higher chances of impregnating a women with more sperm?
none345678
Jul 18 2009, 12:06 AM
lulz dead sperm don't swim very fast Joseph
Maccabee
Jul 18 2009, 12:20 AM
I like it when you talk about my sperm...keep going...
Gigi
Jul 18 2009, 07:31 AM
QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jul 17 2009, 10:06 PM)
lulz dead sperm don't swim very fast Joseph
qft
batman
Jul 18 2009, 07:34 AM
QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 18 2009, 12:47 AM)
Actually there is a point because I never knew that and now I'm that much smarter.
QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 18 2009, 01:05 AM)
One flaw...the longer you go without emptying the tank the more you produce. And dont you have higher chances of impregnating a women with more sperm?
acquiring knowledge of facts != getting smarter
splendid
Jul 18 2009, 11:35 PM
totally agree.. only idiots get caught for real..
now that i have my itouch, my computer is CLEAN
Maccabee
Jul 18 2009, 11:37 PM
QUOTE(splendid @ Jul 18 2009, 11:35 PM)
totally agree.. only idiots get caught for real..
now that i have my itouch, my computer is CLEAN
Explain.
none345678
Jul 18 2009, 11:40 PM
It means his iphone is a whore while his computer is a nun.
Maccabee
Jul 18 2009, 11:41 PM
I understand that. Im wondering how. Cause what if people are playing with your itouch? Or do you use the interwebz?
splendid
Jul 18 2009, 11:52 PM
NONO, i use the internet on my itouch..
so my parents can't find no more dirty sites
Maccabee
Jul 18 2009, 11:57 PM
You should still clear your itouch's history and stuff. In case someone snooping checks on there.
O and have you never heard of private browsing? Mozilla firefox 3.5 has, and safari has it and even google chrome.
splendid
Jul 19 2009, 12:05 AM
QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 19 2009, 12:57 AM)
You should still clear your itouch's history and stuff. In case someone snooping checks on there.
O and have you never heard of private browsing? Mozilla firefox 3.5 has, and safari has it and even google chrome.
i do every time..
and no, what's that all about?
Maccabee
Jul 19 2009, 12:14 AM
As you browse it erases all history, cookies cache and sessions so it leaves no trace of where you went or what you did. I doubt it is available on the itouch though. if there is an options for the internet see if there is an option to turn on private browsing.
splendid
Jul 19 2009, 12:16 AM
yeah i just checked there's nothing..
but thats really useful! i have no idea!
how do you activate it?
Maccabee
Jul 19 2009, 12:25 AM
In mozilla firefox go to options, then click start private browsing. In safari its the same thing. And when you close the browser it deletes everything. So make sure you close it when you are done. And in google chrome go to options, then new incognito browser.
splendid
Jul 19 2009, 12:42 AM
QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 19 2009, 01:25 AM)
In mozilla firefox go to options, then click start private browsing. In safari its the same thing. And when you close the browser it deletes everything. So make sure you close it when you are done. And in google chrome go to options, then new incognito browser.
thats pretty cool! thanks, ahaha
none345678
Jul 19 2009, 12:43 AM
psh. I think people should flaunt there porn collection.
splendid
Jul 19 2009, 12:48 AM
yeah, so does my mom
brooklyneast05
Jul 19 2009, 12:49 AM
unexpected answer
none345678
Jul 19 2009, 12:52 AM
QUOTE(splendid @ Jul 19 2009, 12:48 AM)
yeah, so does my mom
Me and your mom should get together and trade porn mags. fap a little
medic
Jul 19 2009, 12:57 AM
QUOTE(splendid @ Jul 18 2009, 10:52 PM)
NONO, i use the internet on my itouch..
so my parents can't find no more dirty sites
If you're parent are smart, they'd use OpenDNS or a DNS router based filter that blocks all traffic on the network and sends them weakly reports.
I used to get paid to setup the OpenDNS software on peoples routers.
Also, to the whole conversation about hold it in. Don't, things get messy when the time comes to let it out, and I am not talking about by yourself.....
Maccabee
Jul 19 2009, 12:59 AM
Then he could just use a proxy. And im glad my parents arent that smart. Im gonna do that when im a parent though.
medic
Jul 19 2009, 01:00 AM
QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 18 2009, 11:59 PM)
Then he could just use a proxy. And im glad my parents arent that smart. Im gonna do that when im a parent though.
It blocks proxies as well. It's updated daily with new IP's for proxy sites and proxy servers.
Maccabee
Jul 19 2009, 01:05 AM
What is your job again? And how much money do you make?
medic
Jul 19 2009, 01:10 AM
QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 19 2009, 12:05 AM)
What is your job again? And how much money do you make?
I am a Securities System Administrator for the DoD.
none345678
Jul 19 2009, 01:12 AM
QUOTE(medic @ Jul 19 2009, 12:57 AM)
Also, to the whole conversation about hold it in. Don't, things get messy when the time comes to let it out, and I am not talking about by yourself.....
I know a guy who came on his head when he didn't let a load off for 2 weeks
medic
Jul 19 2009, 01:22 AM
QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jul 19 2009, 12:12 AM)
I know a guy who came on his head when he didn't let a load off for 2 weeks
It happens, and it also accidentally gets in your eye and possibly your mouth. Also, there might be too much and someone might.... You can finish that.... like I said, bad things can happen.
splendid
Jul 19 2009, 01:34 AM
ahaha, my parents arn't THAT uptight..
just incase though
rnicron
Jul 25 2009, 11:10 AM
joseph sure knows a lot about this hiding porn stuff for being a preacher's son and never masturbating.
Maccabee
Jul 25 2009, 02:02 PM
No. I just know my software.
Mikeplyts
Jul 25 2009, 02:07 PM
I think Joseph's only "porn" is the American Apparel website.
none345678
Jul 25 2009, 02:09 PM
and the NSFW thread
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