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Volo
Can you do it?
shanaynay
don't know, and I don't want to try.
heyo-captain-jack
http://disney.com
shanaynay
^Changed to disney
heyo-captain-jack
QUOTE(shanaynay @ Feb 19 2009, 06:36 PM) *
^NSFW

No shit.
shanaynay
I've never known wikipedia to be NSFW, then again I don't usually look up things like that.
heyo-captain-jack
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rim_job this too

I could pull out a book worth of NSFW links from Wikipedia.
Edit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_duck

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sex_positions
shanaynay
that sounds like a thread for a different time.
heyo-captain-jack
QUOTE(shanaynay @ Feb 19 2009, 06:46 PM) *
that sounds like a thread for a different time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frot
creole
My favorite articles.eyebrowes.gif
I think Auto Fellatio is possible, if you're flexible.
illriginal
If you suck yourself off.. you're a homo.

Just sayin'
creole
QUOTE(illmortal @ Feb 20 2009, 06:26 PM) *
If you suck yourself off.. you're a homo.

Just sayin'


True.
heyo-captain-jack
QUOTE(illmortal @ Feb 20 2009, 08:26 PM) *
If you suck yourself off.. you're a homo.

Just sayin'

If you give yourself a handjob... you're a homo.

Just sayin'


It makes just as much sense.
illriginal
QUOTE(9001 @ Feb 20 2009, 09:45 PM) *
If you give yourself a handjob... you're a homo.

Just sayin'
It makes just as much sense.

Uh no.

If you're a guy and you suck dick, even your own dick, you're a homo. No matter how hard you wanna rationalize it. And to prove my case. Go ahead and look up "auto-fellatio" porn sites. It'll be smothered in male homosexual ads.
BOSS
QUOTE(illmortal @ Feb 20 2009, 06:50 PM) *
Go ahead and look up "auto-fellatio" porn sites. It'll be smothered in male homosexual ads.

i trust your experience
illriginal
QUOTE(BOSS @ Feb 20 2009, 10:50 PM) *
i trust your experience

-.- I haven't checked as of recent. But that term came across my path back in high school. Took the time to look it up only to find out it was linked primarily to male homosexual porn sites. rolleyes.gif
heyo-captain-jack
QUOTE(illmortal @ Feb 20 2009, 08:50 PM) *
Uh no.

If you're a guy and you suck dick, even your own dick, you're a homo. No matter how hard you wanna rationalize it. And to prove my case. Go ahead and look up "auto-fellatio" porn sites. It'll be smothered in male homosexual ads.

Then go ahead and give some other guy a handjob.
creole
So if you give a guy a handjob then you're gay?
BOSS
QUOTE(illmortal @ Feb 20 2009, 07:56 PM) *
-.- I haven't checked as of recent. But that term came across my path back in high school. Took the time to look it up only to find out it was linked primarily to male homosexual porn sites. rolleyes.gif

i still trust your experience
illriginal
QUOTE(BOSS @ Feb 22 2009, 06:27 PM) *
i still trust your experience

I bet you do, homo.
BOSS
QUOTE(illmortal @ Feb 22 2009, 08:39 PM) *
I bet you do, homo.

looks like someone got cornered and didn't know what to say rofl
illriginal
QUOTE(BOSS @ Feb 22 2009, 11:55 PM) *
looks like someone got cornered and didn't know what to say rofl

Cornered? Pffft
shoryuken
illmortaall gitten corrnur lol...



YEEE.. lit go n PFFT PFFTT...


lyke PFFTT...



PFFTT.. laugh.gif
Be-Faithful
All I got to say is : PFFTT.
none345678
I know a kid who showed us that indeed he could give himself head. His pants stayed on, we were on a school bus.
emberfly
Well I guess he's gay then o.O What a stupid argument.
superstitious
The hell did all this homo shit come from? Honestly, the thought of a guy giving himself head is grotesque to me (it just is, I don't know why) but I don't think that it's necessarily an indicator of homosexuality. I don't care if gay porn pops up on informative self blow job sites or whatever. It's not the same thing.

Also, a guy performing sexual acts on another guy doesn't necessarily mean he's gay either. I've experimented with other women in the past and I am nowhere near being a lesbian. I experimented. Period.

QUOTE(PrinceGonnaChokeaBEECH @ Mar 26 2009, 03:42 PM) *
illmortaall gitten corrnur lol...
YEEE.. lit go n PFFT PFFTT...
lyke PFFTT...
PFFTT.. laugh.gif

LOL wow, with sound effects even.
gojira
would yall do it if you could, cus you know what u liek right
BOSS
nah, thats nasty
Stuckie
QUOTE(superstitious @ Mar 26 2009, 05:01 PM) *
Also, a guy performing sexual acts on another guy doesn't necessarily mean he's gay either. I've experimented with other women in the past and I am nowhere near being a lesbian. I experimented. Period.

Women experimenting is hot. Guys experimenting is gay. Women can experiment. Guys just crossover to the darkside.

The anus is an exit not an entrance.
superstitious
^That's a double standard though, don't you think?
Stuckie
Roger

I can watch lesbians kiss and lick each other all day, but I'll get sick if a guy touches another guy. Thats why I dont watch guy on guy on girl flicks.
illriginal
QUOTE(superstitious @ Mar 26 2009, 07:01 PM) *
Also, a guy performing sexual acts on another guy doesn't necessarily mean he's gay either. I've experimented with other women in the past and I am nowhere near being a lesbian. I experimented. Period.

It is a form of adultery.. the gravest form of adultery against God's creation and divine (universal) laws, to be exact.
superstitious
QUOTE(illmortal @ Mar 27 2009, 01:34 PM) *
It is a form of adultery.. the gravest form of adultery against God's creation and divine (universal) laws, to be exact.

Are you seriously bringing God into this?
illriginal
QUOTE(superstitious @ Mar 27 2009, 02:42 PM) *
Are you seriously bringing God into this?


Are you seriously going to agree that performing sexual acts with the same gender is not homosexual? Instead it's "experimenting"? rolleyes.gif
shoryuken
diz thrad fail wen u guy sturrtt talkk boutt JE ZUZ n shiet..

winnaa talkk bout je zuz.. go deebbatt or GTFO jeez..
superstitious
QUOTE(illmortal @ Mar 27 2009, 02:02 PM) *
Are you seriously going to agree that performing sexual acts with the same gender is not homosexual? Instead it's "experimenting"? rolleyes.gif

Without any hesitation, I am saying that having certain experiences doesn't necessarily mean that one is "homosexual", absolutely.

You didn't answer my question, although I'm fairly certain of your answer. If you are going to let "God" do the talking for you, then we might as well end this little conversation now.
shoryuken
OH shiet ill blastoise..

shee callenn u outt..

u ginnaa chikiin outt r throww sum Dzz att hurr..
illriginal
QUOTE(superstitious @ Mar 27 2009, 03:16 PM) *
Without any hesitation, I am saying that having certain experiences doesn't necessarily mean that one is "homosexual", absolutely.

You didn't answer my question, although I'm fairly certain of your answer. If you are going to let "God" do the talking for you, then we might as well end this little conversation now.


I didn't really intend to continue our conversation. Adultery is adultery... and homosexuality is the gravest form of adultery. _dry.gif
hypnotique
QUOTE(Stuckie @ Mar 27 2009, 12:14 PM) *
Roger

I can watch lesbians kiss and lick each other all day, but I'll get sick if a guy touches another guy. Thats why I dont watch guy on guy on girl flicks.

Guy on guy action is gross i mean it does nothing for me.
brooklyneast05
QUOTE(Stuckie @ Mar 27 2009, 02:45 AM) *
Women experimenting is hot. Guys experimenting is gay. Women can experiment. Guys just crossover to the darkside.

The anus is an exit not an entrance.


women experimenting is the same as guys experimenting. you might personally have a different reaction to the two but they're the same thing. if one is gay, they're both gay. if one isn't gay, then neither are. guys can experiment just like women can, and women can cross over the darkside too.

guys experimenting doesn't mean they're having anal sex, so that's not even relevant, even though i agree. anal sex isn't limited to homosexuality though sooooo yeah, duno what it has to do with anything here.

i'm with rebecca



lol @ adultery with yourself
Maccabee
I think this is the grossest thread ever.
And it should be NSFW. Cause I wouldn't want my boss catching me reading this junk.

lol
illriginal
No one said auto fellatio was "self-adultery". It is simply, "gay".
brooklyneast05
QUOTE(illmortal @ Mar 27 2009, 03:35 PM) *
No one said auto fellatio was "self-adultery". It is simply, "gay".


QUOTE(illmortal @ Mar 27 2009, 02:36 PM) *
I didn't really intend to continue our conversation. Adultery is adultery... and homosexuality is the gravest form of adultery. _dry.gif



that's why i said it
illriginal
Ah ok.. I thought you were mixing two different conversations.
BOSS
Is jacking off gay too?
Maccabee
QUOTE(BOSS @ Mar 27 2009, 04:42 PM) *
Is jacking off gay too?


Thats what I was thinking.
Its the same concept.
SO why doesnt illmortal think thats gay too?
emberfly
^ according to illmortal it is.
illriginal
QUOTE(BOSS @ Mar 27 2009, 05:42 PM) *
Is jacking off gay too?


There's a difference between jerking your meat and sucking a dick, whether it's your own dick or not. Men suckin dick... goodness.

Seriously.
Uronacid
I caught someone doing this once. I felt like my mom died.
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