There was a white woman who was baking a chocolate cake for her little white son
She turned her back, he took the chocolate, rubbed it all over his face and said, "Look mommy, I'm black".
The mother slapped him and said, "Don't you ever say that in this house. Go tell your father what you said".
He put the chocolate on his face and went to his dad. "Look daddy, I'm black".
The daddy slapped him, "Don't say this, go to your grandfather."
"I'm black grandpa", he slapped him and said, "Go back to your mother".
The mother sat him down and said, "Timmy, now what did you learn today?"
Timmy said, "I learned that I've been black for 5 minutes and already I hate you white people".
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