A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says, " Doctor, I don't know what's wrong with me."
The doctor looks at her, seeing nothing wrong, and says, "Well, tell me your symptoms."
The brunette thinks for a second and says "Well, everything hurts. When I touch my nose it hurts (touching nose), when I touch my leg it hurts (touching leg), when I touch my arm it hurts (touching arm), it just hurts everywhere!"
The doctor rolls his eyes and says, "Have you recently dyed your hair?"
the girl says, "Why yes!?"
Then the doctor asks, "Did you used to be a blonde?"
She glares at him in astonishment and says, "Yes again, but how did you know"
"Your finger's broken."