One Sunday morning, a fisherman gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his lunch made, puts on his long-johns, grabs the dog, goes to the garage, hooks up his boat to the truck and down the driveway he goes for his regular Sunday fishing trip. Coming out of his garage, the rain is pouring down; it's like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph, really bad conditions for fishing.

Minutes later, he returns to the house, goes inside and turns the TV to the Weather Channel and finds it's going to be bad weather all day long. So, he puts his boat back in the garage, goes back to the bedroom, quietly undresses, slips back into bed and cuddles up to his wife's back.

Now with a different anticipation, he whispers, "The weather out there's terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Yeah; can you believe my stupid husband went out fishing?"

=o she's cheating on him! haha

wow, i bump past those racist and stupid jokes

Why do you keep bumping them? People will reply even if it isn't at the top of the list.

Good joke.

i was just making sure people saw this one because I liked it a lot. I put it on here earlier today, and about an hour later, it wasn't even on the front page because someone put a reply on about 20 of that idiot jason's jokes (probably one of jason't new names).

that's the only reason I would ever bump them back to the top

oo that was pretty werid and funny

lol very very funny. haha

haha :O.

I wonder what the husband's reaction will be

haha thats great!

lol