There was once a little boy who had to go to the bathroom desperately at school. He finally gets permission, and while on the toilet he realizes there isn't any toilet paper. After a quick search, none of the stall have toilet paper and there aren't any paper towels, so he uses his hands. On his way to the sink, the teacher comes in and demands he go back to class because he's been in there long enough.

The poor boy simply cups his hands and heads to class. When he gets there, the teacher asks what's in his hands, but the boy replies, "I can't open my hands, there's a leprechaun in there and if I show you he'll escape"

The teacher gets fed up and sends him to the principals office, the principal asks him the same question, except a little louder and more sternly, but the boy gives him the same reply.

They call his mother in and she's very angry, she demands that he shows what's in his hands, but he tells her the same thing.

Everyone is angry by now, so they call his father and he comes straight from work, leaving early, he yells furiously "SHOW ME WHAT'S IN YOUR HANDS" but the boy still replies "I can't, there's a leprechaun in there, if I show you he'll escape"

The father yells "SHOW THEM NOW OR YOU"LL BE GROUNDED FOR A YEAR!!!"

Finally the boys gives in and opens his hand and he says, "Geesh dad, with all that yelling you scared the shit outta him"

kinda funny!

that's cute and..disgusting

haha but gross..

hahaha. that must have sucked for the kid.

Wouldn't someone smell the poo?

lol! of course not, it's a joke

but nice point nonetheless

eww poor kid.. but anyways lol!