A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry!" she said, "stand in the corner." She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh, it's just a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too."

No more was said about the statue, not even later that night when they went to sleep. Around two in the morning the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the 'statue', "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."

hahahaha. the husband seems stupid.

wow that was so funni!!!...im explaining it to my sister and she still doenst get it...you need to keep postin more..i love to laugh...
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haha you have the best jokes! stupid unfaithful people....lol

lol, nice.

hahaha. i love your jokes.

LOLL ROFLMAO

lol...he should have confronted her

gee what a great marriage, they're cheating on each other -_-;

thats greatt

Ooh, that's bad.

I love your jokes. even though I've heard that one, at least you repeat good ones :D

rofl the husband wus cheating too :D