A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the
woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her "if you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to
mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish
for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "you do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."

So, KAZAM she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what
is his is mine." So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."

hahaha what an evil wife.

sorry for the dp in all these guys, but I put these in last night, and some idiot posted on a bunch of horrible jokes from april, so I had to go back through and bump them back to the top so you can read em

lolz i get it. her husband get a 10 time worser heart attck. haha

lol, haha, that's funny

LOL

lol

haha. How clever

thats hilarious!

Haha, clever.

WHOA. Clever and evil. ahhahaha. ><;; that was mean though.

funny, yet i've heard it before.