Bill Clinton dies and is on his way to Hell. At Hell's gate, he meets
Satan. Satan tells Clinton that Hell is full, but that Clinton
will be given the choice of who he will REPLACE forever in Hell.

Three doors appear before Clinton. The first door opens.
Behind the door is Newt Gingrich. He's being worked over with a blow
torch. Upon seeing Newt in this predicament, Clinton cringes and says
"That looks painful. I don't think this is for me."

The second door opens. Behind door #2 is Ted Kennedy. His skin is
being stripped off with a pair of pliers. Grimacing at the bloody
scene, Clinton again says "I don't think this is for me."

The third door opens and behind it is Ken Starr. He is naked and
bound hand and foot. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what
she does best. "I can handle that!" Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.

"Very well," says Satan. "Monica, you may go."

LOL LMAO

hahahaha it took me a few seconds to get that

I kinda saw that coming though.

hahah. that made me laugh out loud =D

o.o lol.. i think i get it lol

LMFAO. HAHAHA. That's hilarious. XD