At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother. He says, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your daddy a great big hug!"
Full Version: Little Jonny Learn The Whole Truth
lol, the truth can go a long way
haha.
LMAO. ow.
lol the mailman is his dad? 
funny.but why is there so many jokes about mailmen?!
^ Because housewives get lonely, and that's the only man who comes almost everyday of the week. 
roflllll awww that's funny but cute
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Aug 15 2005, 11:14 AM)
^ Because housewives get lonely, and that's the only man who comes almost everyday of the week.
Him, and the milkman.
haha so i guess he doesn't get another 5 bucks xD
XD rofl. So many mailman jokes... but they always make me laugh.
lol, i like this one
lol thats so cute!
lmao whoaaa
wow. hahaha .
:O
lool..this one is cute.
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