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gotahemmi55
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
elmogurly
LOL! that's funny, mean though.
jackizzle
lma thats a good one
DrSMooTH
hahahahahahaha!!! that was funny. ahhhh...blonde jokes are always funny.
DullStringedGuitar
haha that made me smile
blond jokes are the best and evryone knows it tongue.gif laugh.gif
CarbiNe
QUOTE(DullStringedGuitar @ Aug 6 2005, 8:30 PM)
haha that made me smile
blond jokes are the best and evryone knows it tongue.gif  laugh.gif
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definitely
XtasyHigh
I still can't believe she managed to kill all those alligators by herself. I mean, she is a blonde tongue.gif no offence to yuu blondes out there, by the way
charanjust4yu
wut a psycho
Purplefender86
That's cute.
hall0w
laugh.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif biggrin.gif LOL thats soooo funny
HappyHeart
lol that's cute
XDrayne
LOLL LMAOOOO ;p!!
xchrystizzle
lmao what an idiot
SkaironFrenzy
haha.. typical blondey joke laugh.gif
islandkiss
rofl ! That made me laugh flowers.gif
pyrochick19770
HaHa that's funny.
Poor alligators.
There's gotta be a law against that...
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