A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell.
The wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No, Chris, he
went to the store." "Well, do you mind if I wait?" "No,
come on in."

They sit down and the friend says, "You know Sara, you
have the greatest breasts I've ever seen. I'd give you
a hundred bucks if I could just see one." Sara thinks
about this for a second and figures, what the hell, a
hundred bucks is a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and
shows him one. He thanks her and promptly throws a
hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says, " They are
just so beautiful! I've got to see them both. I'll give
you another hundred if I could just see them both
together."

Sara says what the hell, opens her robe and gives Chris a
nice long look. Chris thanks her and throws another hundred
bucks on the table and says he can't wait any longer for
Tony and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says, "You know,
your weird friend Chris came over." Tony thinks about this
for a second and says, "Well, did he drop off the 200 bucks
he owes me?"

lmao sneaky sneaky little tony. i thought the chris guy was gunna say he didnt know any tony. lol that was good.

Moo. I wonder what the wife is feeling.

LOL! dirty guy, tsck tsck tsck.

haha good way to get action
haha j/k

that wife must be like

mwahahahah thats evil

What a perv. I would be soooooo mad!

LOL hjahahahhahaa

lol its funny but soo soo soo wrong...perv.. also i bet she feels stupid right now!!

o.o poor wife o.O