Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find
that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the
lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife
decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some
simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me,
reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have
sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis......fifty times"

lmao
pshh the damn guy is using her
but its all good, that was cute
got any more?

hahhaha .. smaaaaarrrrrrttt ..

hahaha...smart deaf guy.

Ew XD

I gotta give that guy some credit, he's pretty smart. haha XD

haha

Sick. haha.

haha thats disgusting. lol

haah hes so smart

lmao. that'd take forever.

lol well that's the point, isn't it?

oh my

Gosh these seem kind of sexist. But they are hillarious.

lmao

naughty naughty

hoW NAUGHTTYY ;p

haha how funny