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Hell-Rell
Friendz r like condoms...they protect u when thingz get hard...



1.Kiss on da hand=I adore u
2.Kiss on da cheeks=I jus want 2 b friends
3.Kiss on da neck=I want u
4.Kiss on da lips=I love u
5.Kiss on da ears=I'm jus playin
6.Kiss anywhere else=Lets not get carried away
7.Look into ur eyes=kiss me
8.Playin wit ur hair=I cant live without u
9.Hand on ur waist=I love u 2 much 2 let u go
10.have sex wit u=b/c i love u(shit wateva)

tough tymes dont last.but tough ppl do.f**k ur pastdont let it f**k you...

i droped a tear in da ocean...da day u find it will b da day i will stop lovin u...

i could b in a room wit 100 girlz...and ur'll still be da onyi girl on my mind...

Da best things in life r unseen,dats y we close our eyes when we kiss,dream,n love...

Cutest pick up line:
My name is Chance....Do i have one??? biggrin.gif
Im So Vain
I like the last part, it was cute flowers.gif . But that 1-10 thing was like uhh okay.
turbulent
thats not the greatest pick up line
.. well actually its pretty darn good
but i thot of one [100% me]

*holds out her hand* could you hold this for me?
*walk home hand in hand*

lol i hope you get it tongue.gif

nice phrases btw
ANG33ZY
My name is Chance....Do i have one??

lol
aznxdreamer
were you raised on a farm? cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
Hell-Rell
QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Aug 6 2005, 12:15 AM)
were you raised on a farm? cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
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CarbiNe
QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Aug 6 2005, 1:15 AM)
were you raised on a farm? cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
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hahaha
kaboomx
happy.gif so cheeseey hehe
XtasyHigh
LoL cute pickup line happy.gif
charanjust4yu
awwwwwwww cute
osidepinay33
QUOTE(littlebit2006 @ Aug 4 2005, 3:52 PM)
I like the last part, it was cute flowers.gif . But that 1-10 thing was like uhh okay.
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haha yeah i agree wit you!!
Purplefender86
That was cute. I love dumb pick up line there sooo fun to think of - not use.
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