ok theirs these 3 men
1 Filipino, 1 japanese, and 1 american
they all die in a car crash and go to heaven

in heaven they meet god
god says "u must get me one stone before passing throught the gates of heaven"

so they all go and find a stone
the filipino- a medium sized stone
the japanese- large stone
the american- a small stone

they all bring their rocks to god and god says
"i shall transform all your stones into bread"

the filipino and the japanese men are very pleased witht eh size of their bread,
but the american was jealous.

after they all had eaten their bread, God thed said-
"You must also get one stone and bring it back to me before you all become angels"

So they all went to get stones again
Filipino- a small
Japanese- a medium
But the american, thinking he was smart had thought,
"hmm he might turn the stone into bread again, i should get this big boulder(sp?)"
so he got a boulder.

they all bring their stones (and boulders) to god.

God says- "Now you must throw your stones. Who's ever get the farthest away shall hav the most benefits in heaven"

and of course the Filipino and Japanese easily through theirs and had a tie.
on the other hand the american could not throw his so he could receive any benfits at all.

but before they even tried to go to heaven again god had said
"You shall do one last task before going to Heaven. Get me two stones and bring them back to me"
The filipino- two small stones
the japanese- two medium stones
American- one large and one small, thinking that if gods gonna turn one rock into bread, he would use the big stone, but if he need to throw a rock, he would use the small rock.

So they bring the rock to god and then god says,
"These stones shall be the size of your balls."
American- "OOO!! U MEAN LIKE SEASAME BALLS?"
God- "No not the food, the two balls connected to your lower body"
American- "O SHIT"
and of course the american did not go to heaven


My dad told me this so if its not funny blame my dad..

I don't get it...

i edited the last part to make more sense...

uhh... i don't get it either.

so.. he doesn't go to heaven cuz he has uneven ball sizes?

^ lol i dont get it either

lmao -_- no clue about the last part but funny as hell.

haha, im confused too

he said oh shit so he ddnt get in..

wow 2 uneven balls. one gigantic and one puny..lolz

LOL. yuur dad is comfortable telling yuu these kinds of jokes?

what a weird joke, i like mine better... : )

umm ahah

Stupid american!

its wierd

americans arent that stupid...

u mean o.O dere ass? huh? lol buh bfore it was kinda funny ;p

haha that was funny

LOL!!!! i get it

my mom used to tell me that story when i was little i always thought it was kinda corny lol

lol

maybe because his ball was too heavy? the boulder one...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hahahaha. i get it :p

..i wouldn`t count on that.
the joke was funny.

i liked the uneven balls part... but why don't you go into heaven...

thats confusing