gotahemmi55
Aug 3 2005, 01:47 AM
A lady stopped unexpectedly by her recently married son's house. She rang
the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing
naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
replied.
"Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.
"LOVE DRESS! You're naked," said the mother-in-law.
"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he
makes me happy," said the daughter-in-law. "He will be home any minute now,
so perhaps you could stop by a little later?"
Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way
home she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.
She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door
for her husband to come home.
Finally, his pickup truck drove up the driveway.
Her husband opened the door, and immediately saw his naked wife.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she said, excitedly.
"Needs ironing." he replied.
xchrystizzle
Aug 3 2005, 01:52 AM
yay im first

LMAO thats hilarious x)
its_annah
Aug 3 2005, 01:58 AM
XDD
That was SO WRONG of the husband to say that.
But It was hilarious.
xoxoxx
Aug 3 2005, 01:59 AM
LOL that made me laugh.
xoxoxx
Aug 3 2005, 02:01 AM
shiiiiiit double post sorry!!!
DullStringedGuitar
Aug 3 2005, 09:08 AM
[spam]HAHAHAHAH [/spam]
iheartjohn
Aug 3 2005, 10:44 AM
That's soooo mean!!
But funny.
allboutme2987
Aug 3 2005, 02:34 PM
i dont get it....
anubis
Aug 3 2005, 05:09 PM
QUOTE(allboutme2987 @ Aug 3 2005, 1:34 PM)
OMGG
ironing---you know.
love dress = shes old and naked = WRINKLES.
xenosaga
Aug 3 2005, 08:17 PM
lol, i laughed at the very last quote. this is really funny
elmogurly
Aug 4 2005, 03:46 AM
so dirty! haha
danielle_x3
Aug 4 2005, 06:32 AM
lol! it WAS mean. haha funny guy.
jnukes
Aug 4 2005, 05:30 PM
oh. damn. lmao !
pyrochick19770
Aug 4 2005, 05:32 PM
OUCH. LMAO, that's funny.
turbulent
Aug 5 2005, 04:18 PM
aww poor wife
jackizzle
Aug 5 2005, 06:04 PM
lmao that's mean but yet soo funny
toodlepops.
Aug 6 2005, 01:42 AM
LOL! That's too funny.
ikayto
Aug 6 2005, 01:45 AM
OMG AHAHHA, SERVED!
CarbiNe
Aug 8 2005, 11:00 PM
hhaah mean old husband
XtasyHigh
Aug 10 2005, 06:58 PM
lol that's a good one

but she saw her daughter-in-law NAKED???
charanjust4yu
Aug 11 2005, 01:11 AM
she musta divorced him
Purplefender86
Aug 11 2005, 12:59 PM
HAHA! That's not very nice!
DUMBO
Aug 12 2005, 09:48 PM
Lmao.
hall0w
Aug 14 2005, 11:20 AM
rofl! hahahaha
HappyHeart
Aug 14 2005, 07:23 PM
what a jerk
kananiola
Aug 14 2005, 07:30 PM
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. CUTE.
lbjshaq2345
Aug 14 2005, 07:32 PM
eww...lol thats nasty to think about...eww mental picture ok leaving this thread b4 i pass out
XDrayne
Aug 15 2005, 05:17 PM
AHHAHAHAHAHAH ;P LOL!! THAT WAS FUNNYY
b0st0ngrl
Aug 15 2005, 05:19 PM
Ah man that was so mean but funny. :P
yellowgurl
Aug 15 2005, 08:49 PM
QUOTE(anubis @ Aug 3 2005, 3:09 PM)
OMGG
ironing---you know.
love dress = shes old and naked = WRINKLES.
oooo.. i get it.. ya thats just mean.
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