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gotahemmi55
A lady stopped unexpectedly by her recently married son's house. She rang
the doorbell and stepped into the house to see her daughter-in-law standing
naked by the door.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I am waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
replied.

"Why are you naked?" asked the mother-in-law.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law replied.

"LOVE DRESS! You're naked," said the mother-in-law.

"But my husband loves it when I wear this dress. It makes him happy and he
makes me happy," said the daughter-in-law. "He will be home any minute now,
so perhaps you could stop by a little later?"

Soured by all of this romantic stuff, the mother-in-law left. On the way
home she thought about the "LOVE DRESS" and got an idea.

She undressed, showered, applied her best perfume, and waited by the door
for her husband to come home.

Finally, his pickup truck drove up the driveway.

Her husband opened the door, and immediately saw his naked wife.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she said, excitedly.

"Needs ironing." he replied.
xchrystizzle
yay im first

laugh.gif LMAO thats hilarious x)
its_annah
XDD
That was SO WRONG of the husband to say that.
But It was hilarious.
xoxoxx
LOL that made me laugh.
xoxoxx
shiiiiiit double post sorry!!!
DullStringedGuitar
[spam]HAHAHAHAH [/spam]
iheartjohn
That's soooo mean!! mad.gif

But funny. tongue.gif
allboutme2987
i dont get it....
anubis
QUOTE(allboutme2987 @ Aug 3 2005, 1:34 PM)
i dont get it....
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OMGG

ironing---you know.

love dress = shes old and naked = WRINKLES.
xenosaga
lol, i laughed at the very last quote. this is really funny
elmogurly
so dirty! haha
danielle_x3
lol! it WAS mean. haha funny guy.
jnukes
oh. damn. lmao !
pyrochick19770
OUCH. LMAO, that's funny.
turbulent
aww poor wife
jackizzle
lmao that's mean but yet soo funny
toodlepops.
LOL! That's too funny.
ikayto
OMG AHAHHA, SERVED!
CarbiNe
hhaah mean old husband
XtasyHigh
lol that's a good one tongue.gif but she saw her daughter-in-law NAKED???
charanjust4yu
she musta divorced him
Purplefender86
HAHA! That's not very nice!
DUMBO
Lmao.
hall0w
rofl! hahahaha
HappyHeart
what a jerk
kananiola
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. CUTE.
lbjshaq2345
eww...lol thats nasty to think about...eww mental picture ok leaving this thread b4 i pass out
XDrayne
AHHAHAHAHAHAH ;P LOL!! THAT WAS FUNNYY
b0st0ngrl
Ah man that was so mean but funny. :P
yellowgurl
QUOTE(anubis @ Aug 3 2005, 3:09 PM)
OMGG

ironing---you know.

love dress = shes old and naked = WRINKLES.
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oooo.. i get it.. ya thats just mean.
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