If you guys watch this ignorant, retarded show, andy milonakis on MTV, here are the lyrics to his theme song.

Artist: Andy Milonakis
Song: The Andy Milonakis Show Theme Song

I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.
Bees on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
“I hate myself.”

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

haha i was like wtf?

That show owns and so does the theme song.

That show's just odd. It's amusing yes ... but you get tired of him. (Yay for Wonder Showzen!)

Same. Most of the lyrics dont even make sense. Plus, i don't find them funny at all. Well some of the lines, i do..but most of them, i gotta say it's "retarded" He puts baloney in his left pocket? What an idiot he is.

WTF?! I think the lyrics are a bit retarded! Sorry.

The only part I knew was:

I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket.

I'm not a big fan but that is a really good theme song, HAHA.

Poor poor guy.

It is hilarious though.

i memorized the whole thing when i first started watching the show..ya the lyrics are retarded but its funny! my favorite part is:

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.

LOL

that show, along with it's theme song, are quite stupid IMO.

I think that show itself is stoopid. The lyrics are stoopid too.

Lol. That show is hilarious. Anyway yeah the song is dumb but its still funny.

i love the theme song...is like the only theme song i would sing along to

oooo great nanny. I love that show. AND his theme song.

i think this show is funny ans hilarious. i love the lyrics too.

i think this show is funny ans hilarious. i love the lyrics too.

that song is... odd. After hearing it so many times, it's like SHUDDUP.

oh my gosh .. lol. i never heard the theme song yet

i love that song...me and my best friend always sing it.

LOL. whenever i watch/hear the theme song, i always laugh. it's hilarious. stupid; yet hilarious

jason were you just tryin to find something to make a topic about?

Rawr the theme songs gets on my nerves once i hear it i turn the tv off

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that show is retarded. but still pretty funny with the random shit he does me and my friends have attempted some. were doing random compliments. my favorite is you have pretty hair....can i have it ?

ROFL.

WTF?!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The corniest and the cheesiest lyric. He SUCKS!

Haha. Very stupid song lyrics. Well atleast he's gettin paid. Or maybe that's what they want you to think.

the song is very catchy.
i memorized this after watching 2 hours of andy milonakis

the song is very catchy.
i memorized this after watching 2 hours of andy milonakis

The lyrics are stupidly amusing ... He should add this, "I've got butts on my head, but don't call me a butthead"

LOL.
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x) hes hilarious, but stupid -_-;

I watch it if nothing else is on.Heh.

I hate that show....
and it disturbs me how old he is......
for those of you who dont know, he was born in january 1976....
Very, very disturbing....

Is that where you get your inspiration for your raps, Jason?

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
that was cold lol but prolly true where's the return diss jason huh? huh?

i heard andy milonakis was 29 years old.

Andy Milonakis age rumor
his imbd.com profile (look at birthdate)

^Yup It's true.
When I heard that I was like
I seriously thought he was like 12 or 13.

Haha wow, it must be great to be paid just for being an idiot.

I love that line. Classic Milonakis. Like this from "Crispy New Freestyle Pt. 1"

Just meet me
At the Waffle House
I'm a mouse
from Ecuador
You're a duck
and you're a ducky whore



Of course the lyrics don't make sense, they don't have to. It's Andy Milonakis.


Wonder Showzen is the best.

hah, i agree its stupid but it made me smile x]

he was born january 30, 1976


i love his "weird compliments"

Haha.. kindof sad that I memorized that theme song. I love that show. Its A.W.E.S.O.M.E

lol the lyrics are totally retarded but I can't help but love it hehe I even went so far as to download the song hehe I can't help myself i love it and even memorized the lyrics hehe

Its like tom green if he was fat, american and 18. is he even 18? *sigh* wasnt he on nickelodeon at one point?

YO! I know that song by heart. That's my favoite show. I don't need the lyrics, lmao.


He was never on Nickelodean and he's 29.

hey i love this song and i know the theme song by heart and nooooo this show is not a retarted song this show is only for people whos is bored of their lives muahhh lol

i love this show this rocks!



Artist: Andy Milonakis
Song: The Andy Milonakis Show Theme Song

I rock peas on my head but don’t call me a pea head.
Bees on my head but don’t call me a bee head.
Bruce Lee’s on my head but don’t call me a Lee head.
Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed.
You wear name brands and I make my own clothing.
I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing.
“I hate myself.”

Pancake on my face makes me extra happy.
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy.
Cause it’s my show you can’t tell me what to do.
When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.

So yo I gotta go, it’s time for me to rock it.
I put baloney in my left pocket.
Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket .
Cause it’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.
It’s my show I’m Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis.
It’s my show I’m Andy Milonakis.

^ You do know the lyrics were written in the first post in this thread, right?

When's this show coming back?!

aahaha hes soo cool man..

i hate him and i hate that show. ew. the first time i saw it i thought it was just a lil kid who wanted his own show and had connections. argh.

whats so good about the show? his pranks arent even funny -_-



that made me laugh xD hah