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Ephemeral Styles

Jul 27 2005, 04:36 PM

Choking the chicken. I didn't look at the previous pages, so I don't know if that's already been used.

FlipsieDoodles

Jul 28 2005, 08:24 PM

(the guy looks at his right hand) "This is my girl friend," (turns his hand over) "she likes to take it from the back!"

#1distortion

Jul 29 2005, 06:39 AM

QUOTE(RiC3xBoy @ Jul 19 2005, 11:35 PM)

There are limitless terms. For instance, I'll make one up right now.....Tickle The Pickle.

LMAO thats funny but true you could say sharpening the pencil i guess i dont know lol

HongKongDong

Jul 29 2005, 06:49 AM

Preparing for takeoff. Yeah, they are limitless lol, I just made that up xD

anubis

Aug 3 2005, 04:58 PM

oiling the hot dog

YourSuperior

Aug 3 2005, 08:18 PM

They say beatin your meat down here and strokin your meat.

ldy_kari

Aug 3 2005, 10:31 PM

Girls:
5 finger express
Tuning the strings
Baiting it
Workin` it
Guys:
Showering
Midnight Swim
Massaging the chicken
Marinating the meat

kpx_danny

Aug 24 2005, 11:17 PM

LOL. JERKING OFF LIKE CRAYZ

vehvih

Aug 24 2005, 11:49 PM

Rolling the dice.
Wanking. [I use this one]
Jackol <-some filipino term
Killing the cat.
Beating off.

pandamonium

Aug 25 2005, 02:11 AM

cleaning the pipes.

reflection

Aug 25 2005, 09:15 AM

everyone here says jerking off

ichigofan

Aug 25 2005, 04:29 PM

Stroking the Bunny.. lols got that from O&A +D

freakonaleash

Aug 28 2005, 06:18 AM

i heard a guy say 'i'm going to bangkok' once and off he went to wank...others i've heard (pretty original)
bending
wanking
jacking off
off for a heat stroke

sm0kinm0nky

Aug 28 2005, 08:25 AM

shooting the gun

Maximum_Tune815

Aug 30 2005, 03:18 AM

some chinese ppl call mastubating "Hitting Airplane"

b-boymatt

Aug 30 2005, 04:06 AM

a five-knuckle shuffle

firing the gun (that one is rubbish, i know)

ParanoidAndroid

Aug 30 2005, 11:13 AM

this won't make sense but, "Stradling the horse." I heard that from a friend of mine who was talking about her bf. I am a girl btw

Tyler_Boss

Sep 2 2005, 01:36 AM

Answer the Bone-A-Phone
Assault on a Friendly Weapon
Backstroke Roulette
Baiting your Hook

Tyler_Boss

Sep 2 2005, 01:38 AM

Female Masturbation terms:

A Night in With the Girls
Airing the Orchid
Auditioning the Finger Puppets
Beat the Beaver
Beating Around the Bush

Tyler_Boss

Sep 2 2005, 01:39 AM

Digging a Trench haha

Tyler_Boss

Sep 2 2005, 01:40 AM

Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw

Tyler_Boss

Sep 2 2005, 11:15 AM

Trolling the Bermuda Triangle

heyyfrankie

Sep 2 2005, 04:27 PM

um...no...posting 5 times in a row!!! READ THE COMMUNITY GUIDELINES.

directed toward Tyler_Boss !!

xcaitlinx

Sep 3 2005, 09:39 PM

omg i just looked on that site and this one is hilarious...Pound Your Piss Pump. eww hahhahah

Tyler_Boss

Sep 4 2005, 10:48 PM

Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Haha

heyyfrankie

Sep 4 2005, 11:29 PM

QUOTE(caytexo @ Sep 3 2005, 9:39 PM)

omg i just looked on that site and this one is hilarious...Pound Your Piss Pump. eww hahhahah

ROFL

demolished

Sep 4 2005, 11:29 PM

^
LMFAO !!!!!! That's just sick.

Tyler_Boss

Sep 6 2005, 12:04 AM

Male Terms:

1. Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss
Pump
2. Holding Your Sausage Hostage

3. Hand to Gland Combat

Female Terms:

1. Play Couch Hockey for One

2. Jillin' Off Hahahahahaha omg!! (Get it?) lol

3. f**king Without Complications

4. Play the Clitar haha

chaneun

Sep 6 2005, 05:01 PM

this topic reminds me of the snl news thing with amy poehler and tina fey.

the toy guy brought out this game similar to bop it, and the bop it game kept saying to hit it, pull it, twist it, and then when amy poehler played, it kept saying "pull it, pull it, pull it"
then it groaned. ;x

anubis

Sep 16 2005, 12:15 AM

QUOTE(chaneun @ Sep 6 2005, 4:01 PM)

this topic reminds me of the snl news thing with amy poehler and tina fey.

the toy guy brought out this game similar to bop it, and the bop it game kept saying to hit it, pull it, twist it, and then when amy poehler played, it kept saying "pull it, pull it, pull it"
then it groaned. ;x

LMFAO!!!

jsmooth4ever

Sep 16 2005, 12:27 AM

QUOTE(xquizit @ Jul 19 2005, 4:03 PM)

choking the chicken

Lmao I didn't know woman had those no im kidding the one handed bandit!

IamRad

Sep 18 2005, 12:44 PM

QUOTE(AkaRyux @ Jul 19 2005, 5:36 PM)

LMFAO!!

I think the term masturbating is good enough for me.

hhahaha agreed

ive heard the kitten one before..bahah

000000000000000

Sep 22 2005, 05:29 AM

jerk off, f**k off, hit the pistol...

MentPatient

Oct 10 2005, 03:00 AM

Haha, all I use is masturbate...

What amusing terms!

Joshieboi

Oct 29 2007, 10:57 PM

getting to know myself better