mods--PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASEEE don't move this to the lounge! PLEASE! there are already too many topics there. it scrolls too fast

but anyway--

what are some masturbation terms you know/use?

like...

spanking the monkey?

killing a kitten?

unloading the rifle?

dating mother palm and her five daughters?

riding the noble steed?

petting the dog?

swimming with willy?

wrestling the eel?

etc
etc
etc.


...and it's in the guy's locker room because most of these terms refer more to guyssssssss. i guess?

choking the chicken

Lol. They all mean masturbation?

beat your meat
pull your pud
buttering the biscuit
petting the bunny

polishing the rocket.
HAHA my friend likes that one.

-- beating the bishop


-- cuffing the carrot


-- choking the gopher


-- jerking the gherkin

flog your log

^haha, wtf frankie?

LMFAO!!

I think the term masturbating is good enough for me.

i think this one only relates to my town and i really dont get it either
licking the lollipop o.o made no sense to me

it's hilarious!

Giving in to the hand police.
Jerking the cyclops.
Playing cards with one hand on the table.

^lol my favorite terms.

There are limitless terms. For instance, I'll make one up right now.....Tickle The Pickle.

One of my friends likes to say, "it's time to beat the weasel!" when he's about to go jack off.

That's all I ever hear.

toot your kazoo

that sounds like blowing yourself

jerking off
petting the one eyed snake
playing handball

haha, i just realized flog is a real word. i feel stupid.

I am old school, beat'n the meat works for me.

damn.. i've been laughing the whole way

uhh..

i heard this guy once said "well i gotta go see the light" and then it turned out he was just gone masterbate...
i cant think of any more thats not been said already

http://www.forplu.com/community/life&style...n_terms.htm#men
found a site full of them... lol

Cranking For Cum lol... thats a funny one

wow, that's original.


haha YEAH!!
flog = to beat
lmao

5 Knuckle Shuffle

Killing a kitten. hahaha.

go see the light?

i don't get it

shake hands with the governor

lmao u have to say governor with one of those british accents: "gavna", damn am i tired....

i dunno maybe he sees a light when hes Playing a Flute Solo lol

Say hello to Mr. Happy -lol
Wrestle with the one-eyed monster -thats a lil too extreme
the ole' up-and-down -lol thats made me lugh for somereason

Dude, that's hilarious.

"I'm going to go flog my penis."

i've heard "i'm gonna flog my grandma" before...

wonder what he meant.

heard somone i know refer to it as "chopping the wood" though I'm thinking that as to be more painful then pleasureable

My friend tells me he's going on a date with a bottle of lotion. O_o

LMAOOOOOO... HAHAHAHAHA

Grease! <3


Ummm, you guys took all mine.

lol.

ew.

whacking ze meat, eh?

whack you wanker is one common in my household.

Here are a few from me. Loosen the Moose (think moose as in stiff hair...). Limp the lizard. Mellow the Neanderthal.

Here's a mean one for the Catholics, play hide and go f*** yourself.

LOL...What a weird topic...someone online once asked me if I was pounding my meat

I'm suprised no one has used the term, "I'm turning Japanese..." Ha. My friend said," I'm going to turn Japanese now.." And I'm like," What?" and he's like," I'm going to choke the chicken NOW damnit!" Yeah...

I'm turning Japenese.. Wtf?!

Hm. o.O when I saw this topic in the lounge I was like "blowing on your ice cream" does sound a little masturbation-ish... hm.

hahaha. poor weasels

RED ROCKET!

Okay, I've heard that one from South Park, but it's still funny.

theres the girl term..cut the pea...eww

[B] one word...[COLOR=red]skeet!!![/COLOR]

...Do the moonwalk grab. :o

Expanding Soviet Union! Glorious!

expanding soviet union? wat..?

Beating meat.

playing with your joystick