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Mireh
I found this on some guy's site, and thought it was quite funny laugh.gif

That is, funny, but stereo-typical _dry.gif

Korean
They're perhaps the only ethnic that can spend all days playing games and maintain a 4.0 GPA at the same time. Mainly because they have some kind of drug in Korea that makes them about 12x smarter than an average person. They're generally really pretty and some girls have this hardcore Korean look (small eyes thin nose) which I dig. In-all, Koreans are all around really nice girls. :) However they have this thing where they can only date Koreans so that's a big hurdle.

Japanese

They can either be real hot or real ugly. There's a pack of them walking around SFU one day in those sailor-moon outfits and none of them caught my eye. I hear they're quite obedient and more dedicated but not sure if that's true nowadays but I also hear the Japanese guys aren't. I also heard they like to do all sorts of kinky + wild stuff so you may want to watch out for that. Things that might include excretion and beatings. Aside from that, the hot ones have this cute Japanese baby doll/innocent look that looks totally adorable, even more so than Koreans (but I'm still biased toward Koreans, can't do a damn thing about it).

Chinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese. We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like HK'ers (in a relationship). They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me!

Chinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about girls that are raised in Hong Kong are not necessarily born in Hong Kong. Hell I was born in Hong Kong but I considered myself as a CBC. They said I'm "too slow la". Anyways. Here in North America, they're generally dumber than CBC/ABC's because their English sucks. Watch them piece their Chinglish together. The dumbness increases as the school grade increases (even into University). They wear so much make up that you can rip them off their face just like those masks from Mission Impossible II. However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (sometimes even if they're not). They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich). They're difficult to get and maintain. More importantly, they're very likely to be players and/or golddiggers...they switch their "signficant other" like every 3-6 months. Beware! I wouldn't want anyone from HK.

Chinese (Mainland)
I got a lot of emails telling me to split Mainland and Taiwanese so here am I taking more time to observe and bring this info to you. A very sad thing to do really. So anyways I looked closely and I did notice a difference. I'm surprised I haven't seen it before. First of all again I must mention that I still cannot stand the sound of Mandarin. I'm sorry but it sounds very annoying. I also notice that wear these puffy, funky-color (such as green, cyan, white, red, etc.), communist-styled jackets. If they're not in those standard issue jackets they look like as if they came straight out from China. For some reason they're not bothered by the pimples on their face (which is nothing wrong, just something I noticed). However, they're actually quite nice people (don't judge by the looks) and likes to help each other and very cooperative. They look like they're quite faithful in relationships unlike their HK cousins. :)

Chinese (Taiwanese)
There's actually quite a lot of similarity between Taiwanese and Honger girls. Taiwanese is by far the hottest looking from the Chinese group, even slightly more than Honger girls. They're actually very updated (like HK). I probably must have mistaken Taiwanese girls with Honger ones dozens of times. They do know how to dress and make themselves looks good. You won't see a lot of makeup on them which is good, somehow I find that they look good even without makeup (like Koreans!). However I hear their personality is somewhat bossy and demanding, but the ones that I worked with seems quite adaptable and pleasant to work with. But still I could not stand the high pitch whining of Mandarin. Guess that's something I can't live with. Relationship wise? I hear good and bad things about them so it's really hard to say. Go with your judgement.

Viet
Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures.

Flip (sp?)
They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest from this list. They like to help people, I can tell you that. Some of them looks pretty good too, like the one that works in Cactus Club down in Broadway. :) But the rest, kind of average.
xquizit
QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)
Flip (sp?)
They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest from this list. They like to help people, I can tell you that. Some of them looks pretty good too, like the one that works in Cactus Club down in Broadway. :) But the rest, kind of average.

I guess this one is pretty accurate. However, I think most filipino women are actually very beautiful.
alfskater
That was intresting... "They will find one and kill you" nice nice
whomps
QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 4:38 PM)
Chinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese. We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like HK'ers (in a relationship). They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me!

Soo... I guess that would refer to me?
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pink_luva
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Chinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese. We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like HK'ers (in a relationship). They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me!


yea this is me...

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Korean
They're perhaps the only ethnic that can spend all days playing games and maintain a 4.0 GPA at the same time. Mainly because they have some kind of drug in Korea that makes them about 12x smarter than an average person. They're generally really pretty and some girls have this hardcore Korean look (small eyes thin nose) which I dig. In-all, Koreans are all around really nice girls. :) However they have this thing where they can only date Koreans so that's a big hurdle.


this sounds like me too ( i get good grades and don't study xP ^^) but i'm not korean
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Viet
Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures.


HAHAHAHAHA LMAO. i have a viet fren and i'm tellin u..shes DOESN'T hav a great figure...
xplicitmizz23
QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)
Flip (sp?)
They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest from this list. They like to help people, I can tell you that. Some of them looks pretty good too, like the one that works in Cactus Club down in Broadway. :) But the rest, kind of average.

shifty.gif i'm mad that the one for filipinos was so short!~! laugh.gif
Fireshrieker
QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 7:38 PM)
Chinese (Mainland)
I got a lot of emails telling me to split Mainland and Taiwanese so here am I taking more time to observe and bring this info to you. A very sad thing to do really. So anyways I looked closely and I did notice a difference. I'm surprised I haven't seen it before. First of all again I must mention that I still cannot stand the sound of Mandarin. I'm sorry but it sounds very annoying. I also notice that wear these puffy, funky-color (such as green, cyan, white, red, etc.), communist-styled jackets. If they're not in those standard issue jackets they look like as if they came straight out from China. For some reason they're not bothered by the pimples on their face (which is nothing wrong, just something I noticed). However, they're actually quite nice people (don't judge by the looks) and likes to help each other and very cooperative. They look like they're quite faithful in relationships unlike their HK cousins. :)

haha that is so me

except... without all that female stuff.... ack

i think i even have the communist jacket stuff

and hey i think cantonese sounds weird too so i guess its just the getting used to it thing
Kathleen
Yeah...the one for Filipinos is really short. sad.gif It is stereo-typical! ermm.gif What guy is this, Val?

Heh...but it is kinda funny... whistling.gif
m@dcow
eh, duh I'm ugly
so0o_contagious
hahahha.. they would find someone to kill you? haha..
hybrid
Hahahaha, interesting. Well, yeah, I agree with everyone the flip one is short. ermm.gif I guess, there's nothing much about us..
blackeststar
lol im viet and that doesnt apply to me at all! laugh.gif
mai_z
pretty accurate...i'm CBC, but most of my friends are HK, so i guess i'm a bit mixed... lolz funny but true....
swe3tascandie
haha. thats funny.
MissingxHeart
QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)
Viet
Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures.



Korean
They're perhaps the only ethnic that can spend all days playing games and maintain a 4.0 GPA at the same time. Mainly because they have some kind of drug in Korea that makes them about 12x smarter than an average person. They're generally really pretty and some girls have this hardcore Korean look (small eyes thin nose) which I dig. In-all, Koreans are all around really nice girls. :) However they have this thing where they can only date Koreans so that's a big hurdle.

very interesting! I'm half Vietnames and Half Korean but I'm probablie more Korean cuz I look korean. everything you said about koreans I agree...not sure about da vietnamese part cuz...lol I'm not like taht and I dunno any Vietz like that either. and...most vietnamese girls...arent very pretty..maybe taht's why I'm uglie? haha
whomps
QUOTE(MissingxHeart @ Apr 18 2004, 7:08 PM)
very interesting! I'm half Vietnames and Half Korean but I'm probablie more Korean cuz I look korean. everything you said about koreans I agree...not sure about da vietnamese part cuz...lol I'm not like taht and I dunno any Vietz like that either. and...most vietnamese girls...arent very pretty..maybe taht's why I'm uglie? haha

vietnamese girls are hot. biggrin.gif
xtremeliquid
Wow..nice..lol..
ThePrincessofTKD
i want more for the filipinas man...haha..

i`ll just marry a viet guy..hehe..
Mizz Cindy Tron
QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)
I found this on some guy's site, and thought it was quite funny laugh.gif

That is, funny, but stereo-typical _dry.gif

Korean
They're perhaps the only ethnic that can spend all days playing games and maintain a 4.0 GPA at the same time. Mainly because they have some kind of drug in Korea that makes them about 12x smarter than an average person. They're generally really pretty and some girls have this hardcore Korean look (small eyes thin nose) which I dig. In-all, Koreans are all around really nice girls. :) However they have this thing where they can only date Koreans so that's a big hurdle.

Japanese

They can either be real hot or real ugly. There's a pack of them walking around SFU one day in those sailor-moon outfits and none of them caught my eye. I hear they're quite obedient and more dedicated but not sure if that's true nowadays but I also hear the Japanese guys aren't. I also heard they like to do all sorts of kinky + wild stuff so you may want to watch out for that. Things that might include excretion and beatings. Aside from that, the hot ones have this cute Japanese baby doll/innocent look that looks totally adorable, even more so than Koreans (but I'm still biased toward Koreans, can't do a damn thing about it).

Chinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese. We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like HK'ers (in a relationship). They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me!

Chinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about girls that are raised in Hong Kong are not necessarily born in Hong Kong. Hell I was born in Hong Kong but I considered myself as a CBC. They said I'm "too slow la". Anyways. Here in North America, they're generally dumber than CBC/ABC's because their English sucks. Watch them piece their Chinglish together. The dumbness increases as the school grade increases (even into University). They wear so much make up that you can rip them off their face just like those masks from Mission Impossible II. However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (sometimes even if they're not). They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich). They're difficult to get and maintain. More importantly, they're very likely to be players and/or golddiggers...they switch their "signficant other" like every 3-6 months. Beware! I wouldn't want anyone from HK.

Chinese (Mainland)
I got a lot of emails telling me to split Mainland and Taiwanese so here am I taking more time to observe and bring this info to you. A very sad thing to do really. So anyways I looked closely and I did notice a difference. I'm surprised I haven't seen it before. First of all again I must mention that I still cannot stand the sound of Mandarin. I'm sorry but it sounds very annoying. I also notice that wear these puffy, funky-color (such as green, cyan, white, red, etc.), communist-styled jackets. If they're not in those standard issue jackets they look like as if they came straight out from China. For some reason they're not bothered by the pimples on their face (which is nothing wrong, just something I noticed). However, they're actually quite nice people (don't judge by the looks) and likes to help each other and very cooperative. They look like they're quite faithful in relationships unlike their HK cousins. :)

Chinese (Taiwanese)
There's actually quite a lot of similarity between Taiwanese and Honger girls. Taiwanese is by far the hottest looking from the Chinese group, even slightly more than Honger girls. They're actually very updated (like HK). I probably must have mistaken Taiwanese girls with Honger ones dozens of times. They do know how to dress and make themselves looks good. You won't see a lot of makeup on them which is good, somehow I find that they look good even without makeup (like Koreans!). However I hear their personality is somewhat bossy and demanding, but the ones that I worked with seems quite adaptable and pleasant to work with. But still I could not stand the high pitch whining of Mandarin. Guess that's something I can't live with. Relationship wise? I hear good and bad things about them so it's really hard to say. Go with your judgement.

Viet
Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures.

Flip (sp?)
They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest from this list. They like to help people, I can tell you that. Some of them looks pretty good too, like the one that works in Cactus Club down in Broadway. :) But the rest, kind of average.

Viet
Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures.


hahahahaa laugh.gif damn right about dem viet gurls! I'm one of dem! lol biggrin.gif
annchovie
haha..im taiwanese...but im born in america. what would that make me? ABT?
CEP
So what happened to the Asian Guys one?
*looking forward to have an ABC/CBC girlfriend*
w00t!

- Chinkieeyedpnoi
conster
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Chinese (CBC/ABC)
Also known as Canadian Born Chinese/American Born Chinese. We're talking about girls that are raised in Canada (or America) and not necessarily born there. Like all the other Asians they got the brains. Since it's Chinese you would see a huge population that varies a lot. There's quite a lot of ultra hot ones here and there and there are some average ones. They're generally quite nice (personality-wise) but again you might get some bad ones. Since they're raised around here they are not that treacherous like HK'ers (in a relationship). They might not be totally traditionally Chinese but they (or some) won't stray too far from it. Overall, CBC/ABC's are pretty nice and they're OK'd by me!


woo i guess thats me lols
bluecrystals
QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 1:38 PM)
Japanese [/b]
They can either be real hot or real ugly. There's a pack of them walking around SFU one day in those sailor-moon outfits and none of them caught my eye. I hear they're quite obedient and more dedicated but not sure if that's true nowadays but I also hear the Japanese guys aren't. I also heard they like to do all sorts of kinky + wild stuff so you may want to watch out for that. Things that might include excretion and beatings. Aside from that, the hot ones have this cute Japanese baby doll/innocent look that looks totally adorable, even more so than Koreans (but I'm still biased toward Koreans, can't do a damn thing about it).

excretion and beatings blink.gif haha..
f00LisH_h3aRt63
this is me...

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Japanese
They can either be real hot or real ugly. There's a pack of them walking around SFU one day in those sailor-moon outfits and none of them caught my eye. I hear they're quite obedient and more dedicated but not sure if that's true nowadays but I also hear the Japanese guys aren't. I also heard they like to do all sorts of kinky + wild stuff so you may want to watch out for that. Things that might include excretion and beatings. Aside from that, the hot ones have this cute Japanese baby doll/innocent look that looks totally adorable, even more so than Koreans (but I'm still biased toward Koreans, can't do a damn thing about it).

seriously, beatings and excretions??? confused?

and...

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Flip (sp?)
They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest from this list. They like to help people, I can tell you that. Some of them looks pretty good too, like the one that works in Cactus Club down in Broadway. :) But the rest, kind of average.
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throb.gif jackie
01-supergirl
Whatever Iam it sure matches me. dam
LuShuZxLaNa
the viet one is a laugh. haha.
jimmyjackiechan
That's true about viets. Well, not the killing part, but they got tons of connections~ Lol.

I don't get along with asians man, they all... I dunno, shady with me... Seriously... =(
Winter
Hmm so many different Chinese there but not one of them me. :S
LaZazn
The Viet part is so true. -nods-
mglbaby
haha yea daz interesting....
phatty
haHAh that's funny
instantmusic
i love asian girls in general.
jooleeah
is there like a abt? ( american born taiwanese....) i dunno. i guess i'll go with the cba happy.gif i'm like 1/3 chinese...
anyway, haha, that was pretty funny. especially the viet thing.
Flaunted
im the ABC and viet. haha mostly ABC tho. hahahaahaaha 'if they don't have a bf they'll find one and kill you.' hahaha
everyone is hot. biggrin.gif haha lets just put it to that.
PurrfectMissM
QUOTE(alfskater @ Apr 18 2004, 7:10 PM)
That was intresting... "They will find one and kill you" nice nice

::ha-ha:: thatz grreat!
LuShuZxLaNa
oh man. i'll have to laugh about that. okay, for girls in cali. yes they DO have A LOT of connections happy.gif BUT, most of them are chickens. because they cannot fight WHATSOEVER! oh i soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hate fighting them, all they do is slap! hahahah! you just want to grab her hair and slam it on the ground!!! hahah but, i have to give respect to my mexicana friends, home girls can fight for sure in california! hahaha
dani41790
QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 1:38 PM)
Flip (sp?)
They are actually very nice people (personality-wise), probably the the nicest from this list. They like to help people, I can tell you that. Some of them looks pretty good too, like the one that works in Cactus Club down in Broadway. :) But the rest, kind of average.

cool im flip. som of dat stuff ish funni
Just_Dream
Viets get together ALOT lol no offense, I mean I'm viet. THey do have alot of connections, like it's really random too... And they make friends w/ other viets really fast too.. so the connectiong rows.. Or at least, that's what I see.. shifty.gif
LuShuZxLaNa
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Apr 20 2004, 9:56 PM)
Viets get together ALOT lol no offense, I mean I'm viet. THey do have alot of connections, like it's really random too... And they make friends w/ other viets really fast too.. so the connectiong rows.. Or at least, that's what I see.. shifty.gif

yes. but eh. i don't know, they seem a lot of bs to me. i mean, living in a county FULL of viets, seem all bs to me. hehehehe cause i grew up on the st. and eh, i learned it the hard way, rather than going through connetions
F_L_I_P
Yay! were the nicest on the list!
CJ1
hehe... I like this. It shows pros and cons for the stuff. Am I nice?
breakingawa0101
QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)
Chinese (Taiwanese)
There's actually quite a lot of similarity between Taiwanese and Honger girls. Taiwanese is by far the hottest looking from the Chinese group, even slightly more than Honger girls. They're actually very updated (like HK). I probably must have mistaken Taiwanese girls with Honger ones dozens of times. They do know how to dress and make themselves looks good. You won't see a lot of makeup on them which is good, somehow I find that they look good even without makeup (like Koreans!). However I hear their personality is somewhat bossy and demanding, but the ones that I worked with seems quite adaptable and pleasant to work with. But still I could not stand the high pitch whining of Mandarin. Guess that's something I can't live with. Relationship wise? I hear good and bad things about them so it's really hard to say. Go with your judgement.

WOW!!! It is ACCURATE... I am a native born so...And thanks for the compliment... BOSSY AND DEMANDING (thats me)

technically you'd think I talk in an accent but I don't (Just to make sure, since you can't hear me say anything) And I do have a high pitch voice...(sopranos ROX)
Spirited Away
QUOTE(LuShuZxLaNa @ Apr 21 2004, 12:12 AM)
yes. but eh. i don't know, they seem a lot of bs to me. i mean, living in a county FULL of viets, seem all bs to me. hehehehe cause i grew up on the st. and eh, i learned it the hard way, rather than going through connetions

A lot of BS?

So you grew up learning it the hard way but those people didn't learn it the hard way like you did?

Connections do not always guarantee anything. When you have that big of a network, loyalty becomes the main concern.

Getting stabbed in the back isn't learning it the hard way to you? huh.gif
souldreamers
QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)
Viet
Don't mess with them. Or their boyfriend would kill you. If they don't have a bf they will find one and kill you. They sure have a lot of connections. One thing I need to mention is that they have great figures.

haha funny... I'm Cambodian.. ehh not on the list. _dry.gif but I have a lot of viet friends and I don't think this really applies to them at all! My friends don't really have all that great figures either... they would love bigger boobs and an ass! haha
aznxdreamer
go chinese!! woo!!!!!!!!!
mirage
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Chinese (Hong Kong)
We're talking about girls that are raised in Hong Kong are not necessarily born in Hong Kong. Hell I was born in Hong Kong but I considered myself as a CBC. They said I'm "too slow la". Anyways. Here in North America, they're generally dumber than CBC/ABC's because their English sucks. Watch them piece their Chinglish together. The dumbness increases as the school grade increases (even into University). They wear so much make up that you can rip them off their face just like those masks from Mission Impossible II. However they're more updated than ABC/CBC's as in fashion and such, know how to dress, and know how to make themselves hot (sometimes even if they're not). They're materialistic and costs $$ to maintain (more $$$$$$ if they're rich). They're difficult to get and maintain. More importantly, they're very likely to be players and/or golddiggers...they switch their "signficant other" like every 3-6 months. Beware! I wouldn't want anyone from HK.


i found this offending.. It's not Hong Kong people's problem that THIS AUTHOR is slow, and well, my english sure doesn't "suck". Chinglish? WTH? And we are DUMB? Last time i checked, i got the highest average in my school. This whole thing is stero-typing, it's ashame that this author is born in Hong Kong... one thing is accurate... but just for you " The dumbness increases as the school grade increases (even into University)." right back at you.
autumn.
hm, most of the koreans that i know at school are stupid and they cheat. and they think that they're black or something.
sunissed14127
lol...pretty funny. none of those apply to me tho, b/c im not asian. that person should make 1 about other races to....that would prolly b pretty funny too.
hiromi
Haha, Power to the Japanese *raises fist in air* ... I think... o_o;; erm.... *slowly puts it back down*
>.> I'm Flip too, so I guess I even out as a nice and....... kinky? *coughYeahrightcough*
xj_liana_tx
QUOTE(Mireh @ Apr 18 2004, 6:38 PM)
Chinese (Mainland)
I'm surprised I haven't seen it before. First of all again I must mention that I still cannot stand the sound of Mandarin. I'm sorry but it sounds very annoying. I also notice that wear these puffy, funky-color (such as green, cyan, white, red, etc.), communist-styled jackets. If they're not in those standard issue jackets they look like as if they came straight out from China. For some reason they're not bothered by the pimples on their face (which is nothing wrong, just something I noticed). However, they're actually quite nice people (don't judge by the looks) and likes to help each other and very cooperative. They look like they're quite faithful in relationships unlike their HK cousins. :)

interestin.... btw.. i dont wear these jackets.
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