You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry,
You'd better not pout;
I'm telling you why.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

He's bugging your room,
He's reading your mail,
He's keeping a file
And running a tail.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

He hears you in the bedroom,
Surveills you out of doors,
And if that doesn't get the goods,
Then he'll use provocateurs.

So--you mustn't assume
That you are secure.
On Christmas Eve
He'll kick in your door.
Santa Claus is tapping
Your phone.

AHH SO HE'S THE ONE WHO I HEAR BREATHING ALL THE TIME! It's funny but so creepy x.x

Now I'm scared. :(

ahahaha.. thats great.. but your font is a bitch to read

that's clever!

Great, now i'm not gunna get that laptop i wanted for x-mas! >.< lol

i knew it ! i knew it ! i knew it !


that bitch been spying on me since forever. that explains the noise while im in the shower.

Jeez, I guess I'm not gonna get what I want this Christmas.

that is rally funny LMAO

sounds like uncle sam...

awww ruin all my childhood dreams would you

jk.. but i still love santa

[and ps he IS real! ]

Me too! :(

lol that was kinda cute