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maia_dc
Hahaha, well the guys I know ask some pretty dumb things in Sex Ed...

-- One time this boy raised his hand and asked our sex ed teacher, "can my girlfriend get pregnant when she uses a tampon?"
Oh. God.

-- Another time I was standing in line and this random guy just came up to me and was like, "soo have you ever gotten raped by a tampon?"


....anything like that happened to you before?
BrokenDream
laugh.gif that's really stupid, lol. um, not at the moment I don't. the boys at my school are way to shy. too shy to even talk to girls. it's sad, ahaha.
Looow
-"How does pee & poop and periods come out of the same hole?"

WTH. mellow.gif
iZnEedSuMcOkE
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have you ever gotten raped by a tampon?

blink.gif guys these days..geez i think they're getting stupider tongue.gif yea emmm i can't remember any stupid questions lol except, "Can you get herpes on your face?" rofl..old memories laugh.gif
MetalChick77
"is it bad if your cums shoots out far?" someone asked that in health, it was funny.
sw33t_rouge
can boys get preggnent. ? .......whf.
Joss-eh-lime
QUOTE(x uHoH iTs Lo x @ Jul 3 2005, 8:36 PM)
-"How does pee & poop and periods come out of the same hole?"

WTH. mellow.gif
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ew. really sick images in my head right now. blink.gif
jeSs1cA
"CAN GIRLS GET BONERS?!!?"

um, how about.. CAN YOU GET ANY STUPIDER?!
AznVi3tGrl
hahahaha lol those are funny... well

in health class we were reading 'bout girls periods and things and it talked 'bout tampons... and this boys asks out loud "What is a tampon" and even the teacher had a hard time to explain it in a good way and lots of the girls were cracking up...

you just had to be there to understand lol
Hottness
During my sex ed class, I thought it was funny to see all of the guys reactions to see what happened to us. They were too shy to ask questions about the girls though. Ahh.. silly boys.
topsyturvy
"Why are girls always complaining about their periods? It's only a few drops of blood, right?"

mellow.gif
inthemudhole
"What's oral sex? Is it, like, making out.... or what...?"

He was serious. mellow.gif Everyone laughed... even the teacher.
__xxfrappachino<3
omg..there's this guy in my sex ed class (well..science) who always asks the stupidest, most pointless questions just to piss the teacher off and try to make us laugh (well..yea..its funny..but it gets annoying) he's such a dummiehead >=] i guess he likes taking advantage of the fact that he can talk about that kind of stuff without getting in trouble or anything..

"Why can't girls just use GoodNites?"
"Why do the sperm look like tadpoles?"
stuff like that xP
ryuusei
-why are there flavored condoms?

teachers response-why do you think?

O_O
vampireduster
ahah that makes me laugh
anubis
"why don't guys wear tampons?"

"how many holes do girls have?"

"can guys wear tampons too?"


"why do lots of girls not swim during their periods?"


...yeah
isolity
I joined just so I could reply to this topic.

Anyway, we had a speaker in health and one guy asked, "Can a girl get pregnant if she has sex standing up?" blink.gif
waitwaitwait
QUOTE(x uHoH iTs Lo x @ Jul 3 2005, 10:36 PM)
-"How does pee & poop and periods come out of the same hole?"

WTH. mellow.gif
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hahahaha.
yellowgurl
QUOTE(x uHoH iTs Lo x @ Jul 3 2005, 7:36 PM)
-"How does pee & poop and periods come out of the same hole?"

WTH. mellow.gif
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ewww nasty.
technicolour
QUOTE
QUOTE(x uHoH iTs Lo x @ Jul 3 2005, 7:36 PM)
-"How does pee & poop and periods come out of the same hole?"

WTH.


Dumbass. Guys have asked stupid questions too, like, does it hurt? [periods] and I just walk away laughing. It's rude, but they should have payed attention in sex ed.
parallel
One of my guy friends called me up and told me that he got his period.
anubis
QUOTE(bRoKeNxALoNE @ Jul 4 2005, 12:33 PM)
One of my guy friends called me up and told me that he got his period.
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i do that all the time tongue.gif
mouse_3k
My bf asked me stupid questions...

Bf: Can you get pregnant by oral sex?
me: of course since the throat is connected with the vagina
Bf: -_-

I got my period for one day and my bf asked
Bf: You still have ur period? I thought it was only a day

boys are so stupid
[x]Mari[x]
"Does it itch?"

o.o;;; Should it itch? I mean... -.- It can hurt, and cramp... but itch? Not for me. blink.gif
iNyCxShoRT
QUOTE(maia_dc @ Jul 3 2005, 10:05 PM)
Hahaha, well the guys I know ask some pretty dumb things in Sex Ed...

-- One time this boy raised his hand and asked our sex ed teacher, "can my girlfriend get pregnant when she uses a tampon?"
Oh. God.

-- Another time I was standing in line and this random guy just came up to me and was like, "soo have you ever gotten raped by a tampon?"
....anything like that happened to you before?
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^ raped by a tampon...nice. Nope never had anything like that before, o_O
HappyHeart
LOL

none of the boys at my school ask questions like out loud.
Shana_Kru
QUOTE(iZnEedSuMcOkE @ Jul 3 2005, 10:37 PM)
blink.gif guys these days..geez i think they're getting stupider  tongue.gif yea emmm i can't remember any stupid questions lol except, "Can you get herpes on your face?" rofl..old memories laugh.gif
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its not a stupid question cos u can.....
islandkiss
My guy friend asked me if they were comfortable. I don't even use them. They look so painful :X
IamRad
"how do you know if a girl is horny"

"do ur boobs get hard when ur horny"

"does a nipple twister hurt"

"does it hurt if a girl gets hit in the vagina and/or boobs"

idiots...
parallel
QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 4 2005, 10:38 AM)
i do that all the time  tongue.gif
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Silly boy.
rolleyes.gif
mojaam
Why suprised that boys don't ask these questions at school? That's natural. But hmm, no need to be shy on the internet so ummm... what is this Tampon evrybody talking about?
BrokenDream
Oh. Goodness. I have been looking through this thread... and .. mellow.gif *sigh* Boys..
[Mediocre]Artist
the tampons questions remind me of a girl who asked if you could use tampons if you were a virgin.

boy questions...hmm..

"Does anal hurt?" I think that'd be obvious. Only one off the top of my head, as I haven't seen my boyfriend in awhile. tongue.gif
shanny
"is breast cancer an STD?"

pinch.gif my my. what a dumb kid.
toodlepops.
Some of the questions are so stupid. I pity them, really.
mai_z
QUOTE(shanny @ Jul 4 2005, 11:48 PM)
"is breast cancer an STD?"

pinch.gif  my my. what a dumb kid.
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O yea....breast cancer, yep it's pretty contagious...that's why you always use a condom shifty.gif
x0143637x0
guys ask really dumb questions i noticed. especially about sex. "is it warmer if you shave your pubic hair or if you just leave it" its like ..... blink.gif
MisfitEmilie
In my health class the teacher was telling us about how you can get TSS from keeping a tampon in too long, and pretty much all the girls knew this. It was just for the sake of the guys, and one of them raised his hand and was like... "I thought they kept the tampon in all month."
My teacher goes, "Periods only last for about a week..."
And this other guy raises his hand and was like... "I thought girls had to wear diapers when they got their periods..."
mocassinsx29
"Do girls have small d*cks that they masturbate off of?"

*shudder* Seriously, dude.
Paradox of Life
^Ewwwwww!

QUOTE(anubis @ Jul 4 2005, 12:54 AM)
"why don't guys wear tampons?"

"how many holes do girls have?"

"can guys wear tampons too?"
"why do lots of girls not swim during their periods?"
...yeah
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Lmao. How many holes do girls have? e_e; That's an awkward question.

"What do vaginas look like?"
"What are tampons for?"
"Do you stick tampons up your butt?"
PinkTrash
lmfao once my cousin saw girls advertising underwear & lingerie and hes like "girls wear underwear?! i thought they only wear those diaper pad things.." roflrofl. and my friend told me about the boys' sex ed class and how this kid raised his hand up and said "This guy told me he masturbates everyday.. is that possible?" wtfff. haha.
xlaydee_v
wow. maybe they're just joking. but some guys ask me "do girls get horny? if so, how? what happens?" stubborn.gif
simx
QUOTE(IamRad @ Jul 4 2005, 5:08 PM)
"how do you know if a girl is horny"

"do ur boobs get hard when ur horny"

"does a nipple twister hurt"

"does it hurt if a girl gets hit in the vagina and/or boobs"

idiots...
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LMFAO idiots
SandRAWRz
lol...that's hilarous..but they are joking right...? huh.gif
enyceXaddiction
One time this boy raised his hand and asked our sex ed teacher, "can my girlfriend get pregnant when she uses a tampon?"

^LOLS that cracked me up how can someone be so stupid. bleh never expierenced this.
starlette
QUOTE(isolity @ Jul 4 2005, 5:03 AM)
I joined just so I could reply to this topic.

Anyway, we had a speaker in health and one guy asked, "Can a girl get pregnant if she has sex standing up?" blink.gif
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I love this question. Like, if gravity will work against the sperm or something lol.

QUOTE([Mediocre]Artist @ Jul 4 2005, 11:34 PM)
the tampons questions remind me of a girl who asked if you could use tampons if you were a virgin. 

boy questions...hmm..

"Does anal hurt?" I think that'd be obvious.  Only one off the top of my head, as I haven't seen my boyfriend in awhile.  tongue.gif
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Well I don't know. Why don't I take a cucumber and stick it up YOUR ass laugh.gif

The worst one I've heard is when a guy friend asked me "why do girls have sex if they don't feel anything" apparently reffering to his person life.

OH! And "Why don't girls like to have sex during their periods? You'd think it would make them feel better" rolleyes.gif
Comptine
lmao. oh dear. luckily, or unfortunately depending on your point of view, i never met someone really that dumb.

One guy was convincing my friend to have sex, "Girls can only get pregnant during their period."

This really annoying and geeky isolated kid pronounced vagina, "VAH-NEE-AH!"

At the place I tutored, one of the computers used to be hooked up to the internet and someone downloaded porn. When I opened it, the same kid asked, "What is she doing?" ... even though... visually... it was kinda...um...obvious
maia_dc
QUOTE(Endless_Symphony @ Jul 7 2005, 8:52 PM)
One guy was convincing my friend to have sex, "Girls can only get pregnant during their period."

This really annoying and geeky isolated kid pronounced vagina, "VAH-NEE-AH!"
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LMAO. That's about the dumbest and most hilarious I've ever heard it.
Fallen Fairy
raped by a tampon?
lmao!

fallen fairy
yOUCANtSEEmE
those were all hilarious. boys are so stupid but i mean i cant hate them cause their stupidity makes me laugh.

the only stupid one i heard doesnt compare to all the ones that were said but some guy was all "can a girl get pregnant if she has butt sex?" i thought it was pretty funny.

one time a girl asked what an orgasm was. my science teacher meant to say organism but said orgasm instead (or at least it sounded like orgasm). so being the very open teacher that she was, she explained. i thought that was funny.
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