Ok this joke might insult you if you like president bush, but it's sort of funny.


So this man dies and he goes to heaven. An angel tours him around. They walk inside a room with a lot of big clocks. However, each clock only has one hand.

The man asks, "What are all these clocks doing here?"

The angel replied "Everyone has their own clock stored in this room. Each time you lie, the hand moves once. Look over here, Jesus Christ's clock has never moved. That indicates he has never lied. And Abe Lincolns clock only moved twice, meaning he told 2 lies in his entire life."

Then the man said, "I was looking around but i can't seem to find George W. Bushes clock."

The angel said, " Oh, his clock. God took it and he's using it as his ceiling fan.

HAHAHAHA. I've heard that joke, only they used Bill Clinton instead of George Bush.

it was okay.. clever though!

AHAHAHAHAHA

Lmfao. That was great. God must be nice and cool.

LMFAO! hhhhhhahhhahahah that's hilarious. definately love it.

NICE XD that was awesome

ok. that's a funny one.

haha.
that was good.

That took me like 20 minutes to get...I feel stupid

haha!!! thats like the best joke ever!
^^yeah it kinda took me a sec to get it, too! lol

LOL XD nice.

Does that means, god hated Bush ?

lol i heard it before

No. It just means that God's house suffers from poor air circulation, and he needs a good fan to get the air moving.

hahahahahahha! thats a good one! lol!

haha... god will never be hot ever again

rofl funny funny

teeeheee

lmao. i told that to my mom switiching around the presidents and everyone i told thought it was hilarious.. sept my gramma... she didn't get it.. ::shrugs::

lmfao thats great. id never heard that before.

hahahahaha. good one!

lmao-Bush better not die in the summer

lol!

yup, that was definitely stolen from the Bill Clinton version