I've seen too many "omg lyk wut iz oral/anal/sex" topics around here, and frankly I'm sick of it. So I have created "The cB-er's Guide to Sexual Slang." It is the complete guide to all of your questions about sexual slang. I will update if anybody contributes to this topic. If we ever have a sex forum (which is also one of the reasons I'm making this guide, ) then we can move the guide there.

EDIT: Some people were a bit uncomfortable about the definitons in here. So I'm editing it so that those people will feel better.

Let's start with the different kinds of sex: (all definitions from urbandictionary.com)

Sexual Intercourse:
1. The male's erect penis inside of the female's vagina.
2. The uniting of the penis and the vagina.
3. The act of two sexually mature bodies becoming one flesh through the means of reproductive organs coming together.

Often used for procreation.

Oral Sex:
When the mouth is used as the main source for um, sexual pleasure-giving. Yeahh...

-69: Simultaneous oral sex.

Anal Sex:
The male's erect penis inside of the woman's butthole. 'Nuff said. Also known as 33.
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Bases: We've all heard about the bases, haven't we? If you're too lazy to read from here, try this link. But, if you would like a more in-depth explanation, look here:

First Base: The first step in a sexual relationship involving making out or french kissing.

-French Kissing: Putting your tongue in your partner's mouth during kissing or vice versa.

Second Base: One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

Third Base: The last base before sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl.

-Blow Job: Oral stimulation of the penis. (also known as fellatio.)

-Hand Job: Stimulation of the penis with the hand(s).

-Giving head: Oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva. (also known as cunnilingus)

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Fourth Base: Final act of sexual intercourse. Also known as home run, score, grand slam... well, you get the point.
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Masturbation: The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.


It's not as long as it seems. So, um, enjoy...

Source of Definitions:
www.urbandictionary.com
www.dictionary.com

For More Information:
www.google.com (You can google the definitions.)

Oh wow..

This is going to be useful to many newbies. Thanks for taking the time.

oh my goodness.. thanks for the info

this should be pinned.

What retard would not know all of that shit?

Noobs like you. Douchebag.

Be niceeee.

nice!

This is great but watch how newbies still make topics about some of the things mentioned here.....*sigh*

At least they'll have SOMETHING to look at.

ahaha, yup. but I guess you just need to close the topics, anyways.

I am erect...hey! it's your fault...*jerks off*

Yea, I wish this could get pinned but they (the mods) dont want too many pinned topics. Ah well, I will refer people to this for sure if any similar topics pop up.

You should see the number of pinned topics in The Lounge.

I agree. I don't see why they couldnt pin my topic about hair either.

Yeah, this is good for the noobs.
Good job on it

Thanks!

*gasp* YAY! It's been pinned!

I thought that was funny.

Gosh. It's like I learn new stuff here everyday.
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um Fourth base is usually called Home or Home run and sometimes people call it a Grand SLam but ok
Its actually funny reading it cuz my mom is behind it reading it with a dumbfounded look,, THANX

LMAO.

Ahahaha never heard that one before. I heard "tugging the cyclops" though...

yay! thanks for making this. assuming a noob actually reads the community guidelines, they'll have a good source of information.

i LOL'd pretty good at all the slang terms for masturbation. thanks for that.

i'm gonna move this to .. relationships .. cause it applies to both genders.

topic moved.

Good Job. No more silly questions now. YAY!

Wait, is this PG-13? You put quite a lot of detail in there. O_O;

Nevertheless, people need to know this stuff. So good for you!

*Coughthisiswhyasexforumisneededcough*

But, alas, more than likely the noobs won't look here.

Yup, I put "in honor of the nonexistent sex forum" in the topic title. I want one too.

'cleaning your rifle'

33 and 69 shoudl be explained as well.

i can just imagine someone brand new to cb coming in and reading this.
that would SO give the wrong impression, lmao.

hah. useful. in a way. elba needs to see this =]

is any one else creeped out that the person who wrote this is only 13 years old?

also, maybe its just me but i was too emberrassed to read any more after i read "tongue f**k"

I'm with you Heather. I can't believe this topic was pinned... I wouldn't mind so much if there were better use of words. You think think teachers say d**k and f**k in Sex ED? I don't think so. Now noobs are going to be running around saying stuff like, "give my d**k a hand job and I'll tongue f**k you." Lol, anyway that was just an example of what might be said after a noobie reads this, but seriously, I find this topic innapproiate and dumb. I have nothing against Sex Education but do we really want a 13-year-old to be teaching members about tongue f**king? I don't think we need that much detail to explain such slangs. A better example would be, " Oral Sex: Pleasing the sexual parts of a male or female using the mouth". This isn't a sex therapy forum. @_@

well that was frank.

This is like soft-core porn.

haha
::walks away feeling dirty

i'm fairly certain this was why a) i was against the sex forum to begin with and b) in my compromise, we had it official members only

Actually, the definitions I got were from urban dictionary.com. I didn't write them myself. But I edited it for those who were uncomfortable with the definitions.

ahahaha. good way of explaining.

for sum reason i laffd wen i read all tha diff. names for scoring.

When I saw the title I was like, "I definitly have to click this!"

This is great and it so should be pinned!

Oh and you may want to explain "the shocker" and the meaning of "skeet".

fallen fairy

cool

Totally didn't know what bases were before reading this.. Thanks for the enlightenment.. Aha

Don't spam.

Ahh I just read the whole thing. Like the whole thing. It made me laugh. You say it so bluntly.

fellatio, and cunnilingus should be added.

along with your bases, you should also consider the act upon a female as well. Those bases don't just pertain to those acts on guys.





I'd put into consideration the fact that her avatar is "idaho? udaho."
that should explain a bit...

Sex for Dumbbies !
now spam can be aviodeed

Well, if kids are going to learn they should learn all the terms. How many teachers in Sex Ed. are going to tell you what this is? Plus, I think in this age people under thirteen are going to know what a d**k and all that fun stuff is. If not, well they are going to learn it so they can learn it properly here =)



What's the first two mean? I know what 69 is, but I never heard of the first two.

What does my avatar have to do with the guide? I edited the definitions people thought were offensive. It's meant to prevent all these annoying topics about sex made by noobs. If they want more info, I'll provide websites and I'l cite my definitions.

My english class all over again
I still laugh after reading it for like the 80th time

Thank you for kindly explaining all this...

finally something to stop everyone from asking questions entailed above.

Hm. I knew everything else, but I was a bit shaky on the bases. Thanks. I didn't know girls could go second with guys. Guess I'm not as innocent.

lol this was very blunt. i think we do need a sex forum for the people who are just horny and for the people who are opposed to one...just dont go in there.

Wah so many terms confuse me...