Noobs like you. Douchebag.

I've seen too many "omg lyk wut iz oral/anal/sex" topics around here, and frankly I'm sick of it. So I have created "The cB-er's Guide to Sexual Slang." It is the complete guide to all of your questions about sexual slang. I will update if anybody contributes to this topic. If we ever have a sex forum (which is also one of the reasons I'm making this guide,  ) then we can move the guide there.

EDIT: Some people were a bit uncomfortable about the definitons in here. So I'm editing it so that those people will feel better.

Let's start with the different kinds of sex: (all definitions from urbandictionary.com)

Sexual Intercourse:
1. The male's erect penis inside of the female's vagina.
2. The uniting of the penis and the vagina.
3. The act of two sexually mature bodies becoming one flesh through the means of reproductive organs coming together.

Often used for procreation.

Oral Sex:
When the mouth is used as the main source for um, sexual pleasure-giving.  Yeahh...

  -69: Simultaneous oral sex.

Anal Sex:
The male's erect penis inside of the woman's butthole. 'Nuff said. Also known as 33.
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Bases: We've all heard about the bases, haven't we? If you're too lazy to read from here, try this link. But, if you would like a more in-depth explanation, look here:

First Base: The first step in a sexual relationship involving making out or french kissing.

  -French Kissing: Putting your tongue in your partner's mouth during kissing or vice versa.

Second Base: One step up of First Base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

Third Base: The last base before sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl.

    -Blow Job: Oral stimulation of the penis. (also known as fellatio.)

  -Hand Job: Stimulation of the penis with the hand(s).
 
  -Giving head: Oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva. (also known as cunnilingus)

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Fourth Base: Final act of sexual intercourse. Also known as home run, score, grand slam... well, you get the point.
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Masturbation: The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.
It's not as long as it seems. So, um, enjoy... 

Source of Definitions:
www.urbandictionary.com
www.dictionary.com

For More Information:
www.google.com (You can google the definitions.)

Wait a minute. I thought this was pinned.

Overboard

Overboard

When you done banging a chick on a bunk bed, and she wants to cuddle, you kick her bitch ass off the bed so you can have the whole damn thing to yourself.

When I was through with Amy I overboarded her
here's some more definitions that might be helpful!

How sweet.

kerbunk

(Verb)

When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.

"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"

"I was lying down and Timmy f**king kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"
there's more where that came from if anyone is interested lol, I was bored one day when I made these up.

Kerbunk on Urbandictionary.com

kerbunk

(Verb)

When an overweight individual is having sex on the top of a bunk bed, and the support gives way, crushing the poor bastard who's trying to sleep on the bottom bunk.

"Dude, why are you wearing that neck brace?"

"I was lying down and Timmy f**king kerbunked me, fracturing my spine"
there's more where that came from if anyone is interested lol, I was bored one day when I made these up.

Kerbunk on Urbandictionary.com

What retard would not know all of that shit?