1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
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Haha..funny. But some of them sound gross. Eww. Haha
haha, this made me laugh. 
i don't know if i would be able to actually do some of them though to people.
i don't know if i would be able to actually do some of them though to people.
thats some realy crazy stuff to do i like th last one thats funney
where ever did u come up with those
where ever did u come up with those
I think there was a topic like this before.
Anyways, I love these list things.
Anyways, I love these list things.
I got one for you.
Cover your hand with melted chocolate and stick your hand underneath the stall door and ask to borrow some toilet paper. ;]
Cover your hand with melted chocolate and stick your hand underneath the stall door and ask to borrow some toilet paper. ;]
haha miss criss..thats a good one! lol
Another one.
Go up to a stall while somebody is in it and knock and as if anybody's in it. When they say yes, knock again and ask if they're done yet. Keep on doing this until they are uber pissed off.
Go up to a stall while somebody is in it and knock and as if anybody's in it. When they say yes, knock again and ask if they're done yet. Keep on doing this until they are uber pissed off.
haha funnyy
Bahaha. That last one is funny.
Born Free is such a funny song.
Born Free is such a funny song.
Haha, #7 is funny, but #18 is so mean! Imagine if someone did that to you..
I'd freak out, but oh Lord, it'd be so funny to do...
lol....i wonder what the stall next door wil be thinking
seen this before in the humor section
moved to humour.
lol #18's funny.
QUOTE(alli @ Jun 26 2005, 9:01 PM)
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly.
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly.
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
ROFL, my faves!
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit!! My glass eye!!"
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly.
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
haha .. those are great.
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly.
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
haha .. those are great.
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
QUOTE(alli @ Jun 26 2005, 9:01 PM)
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
lol ! funny stuff
lol. i like the last one.
Oh gosh, I've seen things like this before on the internet, but this reminded me just how much I want to do some of those things. Especially 18.
7, 10, and 12 were really funny... surprised that some people may have actually done some of those things...
3 and 7 are amazingly funny. I was cracking up. I'm so immature. 
12 & 13...... are my favorite!!!! just think in that was on Punked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO
LMAO
QUOTE(Miss Criss @ Jun 26 2005, 9:16 PM)
I got one for you.
Cover your hand with melted chocolate and stick your hand underneath the stall door and ask to borrow some toilet paper. ;]
Cover your hand with melted chocolate and stick your hand underneath the stall door and ask to borrow some toilet paper. ;]
hahhahahahaha ew. wow too funny
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3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
my favorites!
i love those!
what happened to number 20??
Read this before, but it still makes me smileee I'm so gonna try some one of these days
I'm so gonna try some one of these days
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww it was gorse but some things were FUNNY
HAHA i like the last one =D
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7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly.
ahaha thats great
LOL. hahaha. that made me laught. :D
LOL
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
QUOTE(Babiexdreamerz @ Jun 26 2005, 9:04 PM)
Haha..funny. But some of them sound gross. Eww. Haha
#19 is the funniest
LOL how funny
rofl. x]
LoL For some reason number 9 cracked me up because of the way you would say it. Like, all scientifically or something.
Brilliant! Oh my god this made me laugh so hard!! Haha.
The cantalope thing was funny lol.
haha. I read a ton of similar lists like that.
Ya ive read this 2 years ago :D
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18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
omfg! rofl!!!! hahahahha,,,,, omg that made my day THANK YOU
AHAHA that was killer.
those were actually kinda stupid.
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7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from eight to 6 feet Sigh relaxingly.
holding a cantalope up that high would be over the stall wall. stalls are usually only 6-7 feet high.
"3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise."
LMAO! My friend and I would totally do that... xD
LMAO! My friend and I would totally do that... xD
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