ever had the birds and the bees talk with ur parents?
birds and the bees=sex talk er masterbating er anything sexually

i have and it was a bad experience, i was in my room watching MTV and my pubes started to itch, sooo i scratched them. so while i was scratching :scratch: :scratch:
:scratch: my mom walks in my room.

mom: Evan,Take out the-
me:
mom: Leon! i think u need to talk to ur son!:my mom yells to my dad down stairs:
Dad: what!?
Me: what! NO MOM! i was-
mom:ssh ur dad will talk to u about it
me: omg omg omg
Dad: what are u talkin about!?
Mom: u know!
Dad:oh! Evan!
(i walk down the stairs)
me: yes dad?
dad: Evan u see this
( my dad was watchin My wife and Kids the episode where jr. learned about jerking off)
dad: u know what he is doing in the bathroom?
me: something....bad?
dad: he is discovering himself Evan, he's learning something.
me:oh
dad: now u are discovering urself, sometimes u wont be able to control your urges,
and i can give u advice on how to control them.
me: okay i understand, and i walked away. :practically ran:

that was probably one of the most embarrising,uncomfortable moments in my life.
i still am mad at my mom about that.

Uhh thanks for sharing? And no, only in Health at school. Lol.

Oh, wow. I'm sorry. That must've been embarrasing.

Anyways, what's the story of the Birds and the Bees?

^ the sex talk with ur parents duh

No, they never talked to me about it.
I guess they figured I'd find out all about it my own... and they were right.

No. My parents never did it. I honestly don't even know how I know so much about sex. *scratches head*

Yeah. Why is it even called the birds and the bees?
[jerry]

there are a lot of topics on this already. use the search button before you create a topic.

I was just asking. Jeez. There's no need to get smart with me.

sry wasnt tryin to give attitude that was the playful duh

i probably should've put a smiley

There are many topics on this =/

My parents never gave me that talk.

Yeah, but this is his specific account of what happened. Just because it's about the same thing doesn't mean you can't post it.

And lol about the story.

^x3 Oh, it's okay. I thought that you were since, you know, you can't tell whether you're giving the other person an attitude or not by just reading it.

why thank u, i luv u, exactly what i was thinking when i posted it

one time when i was 12, we were driving home from the mall and allova sudden, my mommy starts talking to me about sex.
it was weird and random. im glad its over -_-

never had it. some are fast learners :] and dont need parents help

I know this was a problem*snork* and you seemed to be very *snock* embarassed about it*snort* but..excuse me while I go piss myself laughing.

*10 minutes later*

Ha..Whew...wow, I would be ticked off if that happend to me. Eeesh...wow, that is...just wow*snort*

I should go.

lol stop laughing at me

It's a compliment . I have embraced your life and it has affected me in a positive manner.


That, and it was a damn funny story.

glad to have affected ur life in a positive manner

it is a funny story, but it sure as hell wasnt funny at the moment! lol
i kinda feel like my mom did that on purpose, for a laugh.

She prolly did never know.

Imagine you doing that to your kid. (Well I guess it wouldn't be as funny for you since you had it) I dunno, I might find it funny.

HAHA! Yeah, I get it all the time. Everytime I go to hang out with a boy my dad tells me.. Ugh.

nope never got the talk. i think i gave my parents the talk hahaha jk. but yea i learned it other ways. . but aha thats a cool way to get the talk.

my parents never gave me this talk. i had to find out by friends and such.

Oh man, that must suck. I hate it when parents don't let you explain.

Hahahahha. That's funny =X

hahaha oh man...that sucks. lol but yeah i had that talk in grade 7 or something...well, sort of like that talk.

i never got it from the parents.. i got it from the older brother & sister.

ROFL THAT'S SO FUNNY!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

but embarrassing at the same time if I was you even though I'm not a guy *cough*. Anyways... there is a topic about this already. I guess you can post it one another again?

Anyways, I had problems with my period at church and the pastor was looking at me like I wasn't paying attention to him. Because I was putting my face down acting like I'm sleeping, but I wasn't. Then after service. He came to talk to me and asked why I wasn't paying attention. I couldn't lie to the pastor, because I always show guilty face when it's not a bad thing what I do sometimes.

He looked at me like he's been waiting for 4 hours. So I said, "It's because of my period."

Then we just stare it each other in an awkwardly way. I can see that he was gona laugh, but he held it. So he said that our discussion is over and he told me to feel better. It was really awkward to say to the pastor that I'm on my period. Seriously it is.

they dont talk about sexual stuff. but they talk about my choices of friedns and smoking which makes me feel weird.

erm, that was an interesting story. thank god nothing like that has happened to me .

anyways, my parents have explained it to me, but it wasn't like that. when i was in preschool or kindergarten my parents just took out and anatomy book and explained it. i don't recall it being that embarrassing. since then, they've explained it a couple more times, but i already knew so i kind of blew them off. i never thought it was that big of a deal.

Haha I feel almost sorry for you. :-P

My parents never gave me that talk. (Thank goodness )
I had to get it from school/teacher. I don't know if that's worse or better...

ehh. how gay, don't you parents knock on the door first?! hahah j/k. Well i never got the talk from my parents..but i had to watch a video in Science about it. Talk about allowing porn into school hahah

Wow, very interesting, a pretty bad experience I should say...

My Mom just told me what sex was. I never learned about masterbation and that stuff. Not even in school.

cB has taught me so much. Literally.

I hate that talk when i was like, 10.
That was weird, considering I didn't know anything then.

I've never had 'the talk' before.

Oww. I'm sorry to hear that. That must be very embarassing....
And no. My parents never talk about the birds and the bees, not even the butterflies or the fish.
I don't know where did I learn all the stuff about sex.....
maybe from my friends..

My mom gave me the talk when I was in pre-school. She's an OBGYN, so she showed me all the diagrams in her medical books. The next day she got a call from the pre-school telling her that I had taken her medical books and was trying to teach all the other kids about the birds and the bees. XD

ooh dear. Yea my parents have never given me "the Talk". i don't think they're planning on it either. Oh well, no loss, health class in school!

Hrm, no.

My parents are too jesterly to talk about anything sexual, seriously with me.
I don't mind it whatsoever. It would make me uncomfortable at the most.

mine just say
boys are bad and talking to them wil make you unsuccessful into life
and you can't date til you finish school
ecpet i don't really listen

=]

Parents are bitch
They're stubborn
They think they're right
They think they all that
They suck

Poor yoh
Mai parent ever gav mee tht alk b4 lucky mee

...hahah .. nice

thats ..yeah ..embarassing for you..

i've NEVER EVER had the talk w/ my parents before ...im17.. my mom probly doesnt even know tht i know about it hhhahah ..yeah.

my parents just know I know. hahahaha

lol..your story made me laugh.

yea my mom took me on this lil weekend vacation and bought books.
it was horrible. i so did not want to hear it. especially from a kit with fill in the blanks!
it still makes me mad that she tricked me in to going.

the very detailed sex ed class last semester was enough to keep me away from sex:pinch:

never had it the talk yet =P