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iheartjohn
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were "protecting."

Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job.

If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.

Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $40,000.

He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place.

The Mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends someof their hoods after the deaf collector.

The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is.

The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the Mafia drags the guy to an interpreter.

The mobster says to the interpreter, "Ask him where the money is."

The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?"

The deaf man replies, "I don't know what you're talking about."

The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The mobster pulls out a .38 and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. "Now ask him where the money is!"

The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?"

The deaf man replies, "The $40,000 is in a tree stump in Central Park."

The interpreter pauses, then says to the mobster, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger."
technicolour
funny.
iZnEedSuMcOkE
kekeke ohmy.gif that's one greedy interpreter laugh.gif
videogamsta
HAHA nice one thats a nice joke.
liquidize
ROFL


i'd love to pull some sh*t off like that
xbr0kensmil3
lmao! nice one
SillyCourtney
Haha. Way to go for the interpreter. cool.gif
ApocalypseAelis
Smart thinking. :D
mocassinsx29
that interpreter is sick, lolol. xD
elmogurly
awww. not cool. that's one meanie!
ichigofan
lol oh shiznit hahahahhahahaha that was a good one
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