You might be a redneck if...

More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You've ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
Your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool.
You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.
You've ever used a toilet seat as a picture frame.
Your home has more miles on it than your car.

haha

lol, do you watch blue collar tv? i love those guys!

its from the main guys comidie act


haha i love blue collar tv

I watch Blue Collar T.V., too.
Those jokes are semi-funny. =3

do you remember the one where they went to the gravy spa, i was all but ti was funny

What about:

If you go to a family reunipn to meet women.

I liked the episode where they pretend to be those Extreme Home Makeover people, and they come and fix up the family's mobile home.

The Bachelor episode was pretty funny too.

everytime i go to a rodeo...they ALWAYS play redneck jokes. they always crack me up. =D

How about this:

Everytime you mow your lawn you find at least three cars

haha i like this one


ok ok
uuuu know if ur a red neck if u cant prenounce or use the following werds wright:

ascot:hey moe ascot if he has my mower



urrr...dammn i cant remeber the rest ill post more latr haha

I <3 redneck jokes. I think they're hilarious! these are.