tell me if they succeeded or not
1. "Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day"
Success?....haven't tried it yet...
Full Version: the Best Lines
do you guys know any good pick-up lines
tell me if they succeeded or not
1. "Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day"
Success?....haven't tried it yet...
tell me if they succeeded or not
1. "Are you tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day"
Success?....haven't tried it yet...
noones tried that one on me, but speaking from a girls point of view...thats one of the cheesiest things you can say. i'd say its a turn off!! 
QUOTE(malenky_koshka @ Apr 15 2004, 7:25 PM)
noones tried that one on me, but speaking from a girls point of view...thats one of the cheesiest things you can say. i'd say its a turn off!!
what is a "not cheesy" thing to say then?
pick up lines aren't usually meant to work.. they're just there to break the ice and make the girl laugh cuz it's so damn stupid =]
QUOTE(L00d @ Apr 15 2004, 8:24 PM)
pick up lines aren't usually meant to work.. they're just there to break the ice and make the girl laugh cuz it's so damn stupid =]
okaay..
like those stupid ones? "if you were a booger, I'd pick you"
LoL yea!! or "If i told u that u had a nice body would u hold it against me?"
yeah i mean what kinda girl would actually fall for you just cuz of a pickup line.. that's so 80's...
QUOTE(L00d @ Apr 16 2004, 12:37 AM)
yeah i mean what kinda girl would actually fall for you just cuz of a pickup line.. that's so 80's...
there's a song about the 80's
QUOTE
Artist: Relient K
Album: Two Lefts Don't Make A Right...But Three Do
Song: In Love With The 80's (Pink Tux To The Prom)
So it was jeremy in 1983,
In his ocean pacific t,
Who got a bloody knee,
On his skateboard,
In the halfpipe,
In the backyard,
That tuesday night.
And I'm only gonna pierce my left ear,
And I've been working on this mustache all summer long,
And my favorite band will always be tears for fears,
And I'm gonna to wear a pink tux to the prom, a pink tux to the prom.
Cuttin class through the next four window,
He's drivin fast cause he never did a thing slow,
And I look up to my big bro cuz in the eighties all the ladies grabbed his
hands and couldn't let go.
And I'm only gonna pierce my left ear,
And I've been working on this mustache all summer long,
And my favorite band will always be tears for fears,
And I'm gonna to wear a pink tux to the prom, a pink tux to the prom.
Do, do, do-do, do, do, Pink tux to the prom, [x2]
I am going to wear, a pink tux to the prom,
Live without a care, what can possibly go wrong.
When you're the president of the breakfast club,
And you're not hesitant to fall in love,
To fall in love with the eighties, to throw it away,
To fall in love with the eighties.
I am going to wear, a pink tux to the prom,
Live without a care, what can possibly go wrong,
I am going to wear a pink tux to the prom,
Live without a care cause you threw it away to fall in love, with the eighties..
Album: Two Lefts Don't Make A Right...But Three Do
Song: In Love With The 80's (Pink Tux To The Prom)
So it was jeremy in 1983,
In his ocean pacific t,
Who got a bloody knee,
On his skateboard,
In the halfpipe,
In the backyard,
That tuesday night.
And I'm only gonna pierce my left ear,
And I've been working on this mustache all summer long,
And my favorite band will always be tears for fears,
And I'm gonna to wear a pink tux to the prom, a pink tux to the prom.
Cuttin class through the next four window,
He's drivin fast cause he never did a thing slow,
And I look up to my big bro cuz in the eighties all the ladies grabbed his
hands and couldn't let go.
And I'm only gonna pierce my left ear,
And I've been working on this mustache all summer long,
And my favorite band will always be tears for fears,
And I'm gonna to wear a pink tux to the prom, a pink tux to the prom.
Do, do, do-do, do, do, Pink tux to the prom, [x2]
I am going to wear, a pink tux to the prom,
Live without a care, what can possibly go wrong.
When you're the president of the breakfast club,
And you're not hesitant to fall in love,
To fall in love with the eighties, to throw it away,
To fall in love with the eighties.
I am going to wear, a pink tux to the prom,
Live without a care, what can possibly go wrong,
I am going to wear a pink tux to the prom,
Live without a care cause you threw it away to fall in love, with the eighties..
haha that song is funny
here's a list of 37 (i think) great (and dirty) pickup lines:
lol some of those are funny as heck
QUOTE
37 Rude Pick up lines
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. (Look down at 's crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
hahaha, 4 u guys out there that r stupid enuf to try one of these, i say more power to the dumbasses!!
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
15. Are those real?
16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
19. (Look down at 's crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.
20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
22. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
24. My name is ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.
hahaha, 4 u guys out there that r stupid enuf to try one of these, i say more power to the dumbasses!!
lol some of those are funny as heck
I got an awesome one
U ask the girl "Do you have lice?"
She'll prolly be confused at first and say no
then you say,"we have so much in common then, wanna f**k?"
works every time
U ask the girl "Do you have lice?"
She'll prolly be confused at first and say no
then you say,"we have so much in common then, wanna f**k?"
works every time
QUOTE(v@por @ Apr 16 2004, 5:20 AM)
there's a song about the 80's
haha that song is funny
haha that song is funny
hey!!
ahh that band is so grea.t....i just listened to a lot of there songs =]
their goooodd =]
woah! lmao these are so funny...but would never actually work......funny ice breakers tho
QUOTE(Dr_Robotio @ Apr 16 2004, 4:12 PM)
I got an awesome one
U ask the girl "Do you have lice?"
She'll prolly be confused at first and say no
then you say,"we have so much in common then, wanna f**k?"
works every time
U ask the girl "Do you have lice?"
She'll prolly be confused at first and say no
then you say,"we have so much in common then, wanna f**k?"
works every time
uhhh.....NO!
help me... http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=8371
i dunno if some1 put this, i too lazy to check.
"did it hurt? wen u fell from heaven?"
"did it hurt? wen u fell from heaven?"
" Can I have a bandaid? Because I scrapped my knee when I fell for you. "
" The spaces between your fingers were made so that mine would fill them. "
That's like a couple.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
" The spaces between your fingers were made so that mine would fill them. "
That's like a couple.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
haha, funny man, funny
I don't really think its a good idea to start out with a pick-up line.
hhaaha pick-up lines....funny but not exactly the way to get to a girls heart....haha
the only pick up line i ever used is ''I think i died and went to heaven cuz theres a angel right in front of me''.I didnt work tho i felt friggin lame.it seem'd it would of work'd
QUOTE
I don't really think its a good idea to start out with a pick-up line.
i dont think the lines are supposed to work.
QUOTE(chinkieeyedpnoi @ Apr 16 2004, 8:41 PM)
" Can I have a bandaid? Because I scrapped my knee when I fell for you. "
" The spaces between your fingers were made so that mine would fill them. "
That's like a couple.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
" The spaces between your fingers were made so that mine would fill them. "
That's like a couple.
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
wow!
the second one was good!
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THe best one so far is this one
"Hey is your dad a thieve?" She of course says no, then you say "because I saw him stealing candy at Wal-mart."
Total success man
"Hey is your dad a thieve?" She of course says no, then you say "because I saw him stealing candy at Wal-mart."
Total success man
Take her hand...talk about a story about a bunny rabbit that has to get across a river. Draw imaginary scenery on her palm with your fingers. Tell her how the bunny has to get across the river, but there are so many obstacles like an alligator, river is too rough, make up other obstacles. Then when she finally asks "So how does the bunny get across the river?" You reply "I don't know. I just really wanted to hold your hand."
---seen it from a pickup line site, don't remember the name though.
---seen it from a pickup line site, don't remember the name though.
QUOTE(alfskater @ Apr 17 2004, 3:55 AM)
THe best one so far is this one
"Hey is your dad a thieve?" She of course says no, then you say "because I saw him stealing candy at Wal-mart."
Total success man
"Hey is your dad a thieve?" She of course says no, then you say "because I saw him stealing candy at Wal-mart."
Total success man
lmao!!
that is funny!
you'd probably get a slap
that's it..I'm out for the night
.....see ya guys... 
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QUOTE(v@por @ Apr 17 2004, 7:12 AM)
Please stop; if people want to help, they will. Let's stay relevant to the topic. Thanks.
yeah soo true... i helped u, v@por! so stop whining! lols listen to wat THE administrator says.... hes scary lols seon ho is a scary man~ lols jk
lol. most of the 36 are funny. most of them will probably get u slapped, unless you actually know the girl and she knows ur just playin
QUOTE(krnxswat @ Apr 17 2004, 6:22 AM)
Please stop; if people want to help, they will. Let's stay relevant to the topic. Thanks.
ok.. thanks for telling me
message received
I have this font that has 52 pick up lines =)
I'll name a few..
I'll name a few..
QUOTE
Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
You are the only reason why I come here alone.
The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I lost my teddybear, will you sleep with me?
You're so hot you make the devil sweat.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock!
You will all those curves, and me with no brakes!
Are from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see.
Hey, you wanna play lion? You go kneel over there and I'll throw you my meat.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 AM?
Fcuk me if I'm wrong, but is your name Shanaynay?
Damn girl, you even look good with the lights on!
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start.
Come over to my house and let's do math. Add the bed, Divide the legs, and we'll multiply.
I want to use your thighs as earmuffs.
Can I put my thingie in your thingie?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't seem to take them off of you.
Would you like to dance, or should I go fcuk myself again?
Do you mind if I stare at you upclose instead of from across the room?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
If I were a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I put U and I together.
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Can I have a picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Did you watch your jeans in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in 'em.
Can I borrow 25 cents? My mom told me to call him the first time I fell in love.
Do you have any Italian in you? Want some?
Let's play army. I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
Damn, I thought only "very fine" came in a bottle.
Should I call you or nudge you?
You and me, we be dancin' in the sheets.
Those are a nice set of legs. What time do they open?
You wanna know what would look good on you? "Me."
Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
You are the only reason why I come here alone.
The word of the day is "legs". Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I lost my teddybear, will you sleep with me?
You're so hot you make the devil sweat.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock!
You will all those curves, and me with no brakes!
Are from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see.
Hey, you wanna play lion? You go kneel over there and I'll throw you my meat.
Are you busy tonight at 3:00 AM?
Fcuk me if I'm wrong, but is your name Shanaynay?
Damn girl, you even look good with the lights on!
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start.
Come over to my house and let's do math. Add the bed, Divide the legs, and we'll multiply.
I want to use your thighs as earmuffs.
Can I put my thingie in your thingie?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't seem to take them off of you.
Would you like to dance, or should I go fcuk myself again?
Do you mind if I stare at you upclose instead of from across the room?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
If I were a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I put U and I together.
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
Can I have a picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Did you watch your jeans in Windex? Cuz I can see myself in 'em.
Can I borrow 25 cents? My mom told me to call him the first time I fell in love.
Do you have any Italian in you? Want some?
Let's play army. I lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
Damn, I thought only "very fine" came in a bottle.
Should I call you or nudge you?
You and me, we be dancin' in the sheets.
Those are a nice set of legs. What time do they open?
You wanna know what would look good on you? "Me."
QUOTE(x_angawhomps @ Apr 17 2004, 9:46 PM)
I have this font that has 52 pick up lines =)
I'll name a few..
I'll name a few..
haha those are funny
I got one.. I should use it on a guy and see if it works.. * ahem* Did anyone ever call you the sun? Because you sure light up my life.
Haha these are great! I dont know if anyone posted these yet but yeah.Are you wearing astronaut pants? because your ass is out of this world!
Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out!
Are you from Tennesse? No, because your the only TEN I SEE
Can I have you number to give to my friends to tell them where to call me in the morning?
I lost my phone number can I have yours?
All that i can think of right now! haha
yall... at a club... its like this... check it:
you have to find a really good looking person that knows theyre good looking or it doesnt work:
(look up and down at them) aw the hell with pick up lines, how 'you' doin?
say 'how you doin' like joey does from Friends.
you have to find a really good looking person that knows theyre good looking or it doesnt work:
(look up and down at them) aw the hell with pick up lines, how 'you' doin?
say 'how you doin' like joey does from Friends.
haha i got a few...
are you jamaican?? cuhs JA-MAKIN me crazy.
is yer dad a terrorist?? cuhs you the bomb!
are you a chef?? cuhs yer body's cookin'!
i think i had more...i just can't think of any more....
are you jamaican?? cuhs JA-MAKIN me crazy.
is yer dad a terrorist?? cuhs you the bomb!
are you a chef?? cuhs yer body's cookin'!
i think i had more...i just can't think of any more....
haha pick up lines are cheesy and never work. how about trying this:
hi, im [insert your name here]. =)
hi, im [insert your name here]. =)
An old Boyfriend of mine said " Did it hurt?" i said "what hurt" then he said
" Falling all the way from heaven because you have a face like an angel"
It was mushy at the time.
" Falling all the way from heaven because you have a face like an angel"
It was mushy at the time.
this one is rude!!
hey how about a pizza and f&*k??
girl says no
then say dont be picky i wasnt!!
haha
If you and i where both squirls could i bust a nut in ur hole!! hahaha
this one is sweet
Give a girl a rose and tell her u wanted to show this rose how beautiful u are!!
hey how about a pizza and f&*k??
girl says no
then say dont be picky i wasnt!!
haha
If you and i where both squirls could i bust a nut in ur hole!! hahaha
this one is sweet
Give a girl a rose and tell her u wanted to show this rose how beautiful u are!!
QUOTE(micron @ Mar 15 2007, 10:21 AM) 
haha pick up lines are cheesy and never work. how about trying this:
hi, im [insert your name here]. =)
hi, im [insert your name here]. =)
Forealz. Pick up lines are so cheesy.
I liked doing them to friends of mine, 'Cause I find it hilarious.
"Do you eat a lot of lucky charms? Because you're magically delicious!"
My personal favorite.
Some of the ones i read on here are HILARIOUS!! they might work on me...gotta give props to the guy for trying right? and i like laughing too!!
my favorite...
Too bad your not DNA helicase... causes I'd let you unzip my genes.
Too bad your not DNA helicase... causes I'd let you unzip my genes.
here
Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you.
I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?
:]] enjoy ahha
Kiss me and you will see stars; Love me and I will give them to you.
I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?
:]] enjoy ahha
QUOTE(Fireshrieker @ Apr 16 2004, 9:09 AM)
here's a list of 37 (i think) great (and dirty) pickup lines:
lol some of those are funny as heck
lol some of those are funny as heck
lol they are
Worst one i ever had was from my current Boyfriend :
"Is oyur second mane Jacobs, coz ur a cracker!"
I was like LOL!! and it took off from there
"Is oyur second mane Jacobs, coz ur a cracker!"
I was like LOL!! and it took off from there
Do you know karate?
'Cause your body's KICKIN.
'Cause your body's KICKIN.
That's some nappy-headed hos there. I'm gonna tell you that now, man, that's some -- woo.
Dang Kyro, way to post in every forum! :)
I thought it was... "Then how about just the f**k?"
QUOTE(Flip_x @ Mar 21 2007, 12:26 PM)
this one is rude!!
hey how about a pizza and f&*k??
girl says no
then say dont be picky i wasnt!!
hey how about a pizza and f&*k??
girl says no
then say dont be picky i wasnt!!
I thought it was... "Then how about just the f**k?"
I've never really used lines like that before but like someone said there supposed to be cheesy to break the ice and make you laugh. So hopefully who ever your trying to chat up, they'll see the funny side to it. Here's some that I know off:
"Hi sex bomb, mind if I defuse you"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?"
"If your left leg was easter and your right leg was christmas, Could I visit you between the holidays?"
""Hey baby, if you and i were squirels, could i bust a nut in your hole?"
"Hi sex bomb, mind if I defuse you"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or shall I walk past again?"
"If your left leg was easter and your right leg was christmas, Could I visit you between the holidays?"
""Hey baby, if you and i were squirels, could i bust a nut in your hole?"
These are ones I think are funny:
"Pardon me, miss, I've lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
"You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu." (peek at you... hahhaha lame)
I don't think pick-up lines would ever work on me... sure they'd break the ice but I'd think the guy was so lame! Unless it was a total joke and not an actually sincere attempt at trying to get at me.
i think cheesy pickup lines are cute.
pick up lines dont work any more...
silly mortals
silly mortals
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