There was this priest, who was in the middle of hearing peoples confessions..... there was a break in the line and he really had to go to the bathroom so he aked a man who was sitting in the pew nearby to just sit inside the confessional while he was gone. he promised to be back befor the next person finished thier confession. The man said ok an took the priests place in the confesional. Well, then this little old lady came into the confessional. she started her confession and said, "father, forgive me, for i haven't been to confession in a whle and have done many bad things..." the man said, "like what?". This old lady started the list off with a blowjob and the list just went downhill from there. As the lady continued, he was thinking, "what kind of pennance do you give an old lady for a blowjob?", so he quietly opened the confessional door, stuck his head out, and looked around. he spotted an alter server nearby.... "pssst!!!" the man said. The altar boy waked over.... the man asked "How much dose father usually give for a blowjob?" The altar boy responded "$5.75" turned around and walked away.

ooh knew it wud be sumthin like that

lol, that was funny.

lol emm ok..naughty priest XDD

haha.. bad priest lol

shame on you, you naught waughty priesty wiesty. [/baby talk]

hahah cute haha yhea dude there was a prist that used to work at my church that was arested for rape.......


but still funny!!

rofl oh my gosh that's so wrong.

LOL, that's really funny and wrong at the same time. ^_^ Child-molesting priest? :O

eww. gross. that's so WRONG.

haha