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Pick one and add "in the bedroom" at the end. I find them funny.

No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right in the bedroom.

How come only your friends step on your new white sneakers in the bedroom?

lol. i like this:

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing in the bedroom

LOL

Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts avoiding you in the bedroom.

Nothing cures insomnia like the realisation that it's time to get up in the bedroom

hahahaha nicole

It is only the most intelligent and the most ignorant who are not susceptible to change.--in the bedroom.

A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat in the bedroom.

It doesn't happen all at once. Life and learning take a long time in the bedroom.

Where ever you go there you are in the bedroom.

Wth. Lmao.

What good is a ticket to the good life, if you can't find the entrance in the bedroom?

omg this has to be the funniest one:
Imagination is more important than knowledge in the bedroom.

hahaahahahahahaha

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train in the bedroom.

Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss in the bedroom.

what kinda golf are they playing??

Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them in the bedroom.

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action in the bedroom.

Vote on the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing in the bedroom

Hahahaha.

What people don't understand, they fear. What they fear they seek to destroy in the bedroom.

Be generous without being greedy in the bedroom.

"No" uttered from deepest conviction is better and greater than a "Yes" merely uttered to please, or what is worse, to avoid trouble in te bedroom...

wtf is this frigidism?

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing in the bedroom.

Text processing has made it possible to right-justify any idea, even one which cannot be justified on any other grounds in the bedroom.

"I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best in the bedroom." -Oscar Wilde.

Hahahahahaha.

I'm going to live forever, or die trying in the bedroom.
haha.

Don't be humble... You're not that great in the bedroom.

The meek shall inherit the earth -- they are too weak to refuse in the bedroom.

Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it. Remember that "Help us grow this grass" is a far more effective sign than in the bedroom.

Any philosophy that can be put in a nutshell belongs there in the bedroom

Expect the worst, it's the least you can do in the bedroom.

The game is nothing, the playing of it is everything in the bedroom

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent in the bedroom. lol.

I am a fortunate man. Whenever I make a mistake, other people are sure to notice it in the bedroom.

Hahahaha.

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance in the bedroom. <- this guy is creeping me out...

It makes sense, when you don't think about it in the bedroom. lol

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If at first you don't succeed, don't try again, there's no use looking like a damn fool in the bedroom. (I think thats it, I accidentally exited out of the screen.)

While money can't buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery in the bedroom

prostitution?

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know in the bedroom.

Twenty per cent of Zero is Better than Nothing.--in the bedroom

Cleanliness is next to impossible in the bedroom!!!

Compared with what we ought to be, we are only half awake in the bedroom.

Furious activity is no substitute for understanding in the bedroom.

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous in the bedroom." ahahahahhaa

I am a fortunate man. Whenever I make a mistake, other people are sure to notice it in the bedroom.

To live in fear is not to live at all in the bedroom.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics in the bedroom.

"Anger is a wind which blows out the lamp of the mind in the bedroom"

All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones in the bedroom.

HAH!

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious-in the bedroom

It is impossible to make anything foolproof, since fools are so ingenious in the bedroom.

lol

When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut in the bedroom.

I'm wondering "it" is in this case...*ponder*

We can predict everything, except the future in the bedroom

t is much easier to do and die than it is to reason why

Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it, in the bedroom. This is pretty funny.

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work in the bedroom.


Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who do in the bedroom.


Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on in the bedroom.

Animals base their decisions on feelings; men base their decisions on values in the bedroom.

hMm.....makes me wonder?

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicornin in the bedroom.

Famous last words: Don't worry, I can handle it in the bedroom.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, simulate in the bedroom
^How strange.