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AngelicEyz00
What Religion is Your Bra?>
>A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to
>the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife."
>
>
>"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
>
>"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
>
>"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
>shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of
>this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
>
>Relieved, the man asked about the types.
>
>The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
>Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
>
>Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
>The
>
>Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
>
>The Catholic type supports the masses.
>
>The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
>
>The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
>
>and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
>
>
>Bra Sizes>
>Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
>used to define bra sizes?
>
>If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
>for, it is about time you became informed!
>
>{A} Almost Boobs...
>
>{B} Barely there.
>
>{C} Can't Complain!
>
>{D} Dang!
>
>{DD} Double dang!
>
>{E} Enormous!
>
>{F} Fake.
>
>{G} Get a Reduction.
>
>{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up
alinamalina14
LMAO!!!!!!!! OMG lolol thats hilarious!!! poor confused little man =[
Kathleen
Haha that's funny. I like it...where do you guys find these funny stories? Hehe. happy.gif
silver-rain
wow, thats great. haha. funny.
v459w
lol dang thats funny laugh.gif
juliar
QUOTE
and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
Hey, that guy MUST have wanted that for his wife. shifty.gif
QUOTE
>{F} Fake.
*cough britneyspears cough* tongue.gif
SkYlIneZx4xLiF
LMFAO...........thats so funny
bebe_chuckl3z
ROFL HAHA THATS HILARIOUS! laugh.gif
f00LisH_h3aRt63
OMG that is sooooo FUNNY!!!! yea poor confused little man!!

throb.gif jackie
pyrochick19770
haha! thats good stuff! XD
Mireh
Haha! lmao

so true

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iloveyou07
HAHA that was really funny, too bad i couldnt laugh out loud or my mom would ask me why im lauching, so im trying to hold it in! lol
pbear
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I wonder how that man responded... wink.gif
hybrid
Hahah, I would've been confused when the girl said there are types of bras! laugh.gif *studies the bra types*
mai_z
omg that's great!
pandatotherescue
oh boy thats good stuff lol!!! laugh.gif biggrin.gif laugh.gif tongue.gif
faithin_felix
shouldnt this be in girl's locker? but what the heck if this was in the girl's locker, i would of never read it...HAHAHA funny, what am i? i am the one before A?
bluecrystals
hahaha. that's pretty clever stuff.
whomps
roflmao..

that's one to remember. laugh.gif
Mr. Psychotic
ITS SOOO TRUE lol well that was pretty funny
SkYlIneZx4xLiF
now i know what the bra size means
kraziegrl
AHAHHAHAHA ive seen this in my mail about 3 years mellow.gif wierd how its stil alvie :P
dani41790
hahaha lmao XD. thas sooo funni.
conster
lol hahah thats funny laugh.gif laugh.gif
CEP
Hahah!
*helps Ms. H cup.*

- Chinkieeyedpnoi
Princess_sarsa
i always wondered what i stood for...i am...almost boobs. dang mother nature!!
Just_Dream
hahas am I being a lil too personal if i say I have the Presbyterian bra? because I mean.. i juse use them to keep them upright u know..

lol A: Almost boobs

ahhas that's me =P happy.gif
NatiMarie
This is so funny. haha!
tofumonzter
haha! you girls are sooo weird tongue.gif funny.
xjjajeengx
laugh.gif HAHAHAHA!!!
lets seee... shifty.gif i think the grandma next door would like it if i bought her a salvation army bra... wink.gif justt kidding. i'll be nice. hug.gif

HAHAHA i esp like the G- get a reduction HAHAHAh dass hilarious. dont people with big boobies have back problems? sad.gif
xplicitmizz23
LOL.. i guess mines are barely there then..
krnxswat
Haha; oh, the irony! I was browsing this thread and my eyes happened to be fixated on the google ads. biggrin.gif
xjjajeengx
laugh.gif HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA you perv, Seonho!!! wink.gif hey,what's a pump? blink.gif what is a nursing bra anyway? blink.gif im so confused...
bluecrystals
i think a pump is used when your nursing to pump the milk out. yeah... hahah
lachicaloca29
LOL...that's really funny! hahaha laugh.gif
fiji_kid
QUOTE(bluecrystals @ Apr 14 2004, 9:37 PM)
i think a pump is used when your nursing to pump the milk out. yeah... hahah

hahahahaha... if thats true i didnt noe that ( i learn alot from this site..lol) cool.gif
Psyduck
I think my bra is mormon. It says it wants to hide my bewbies but all it does is grab them :(
pandamonium
that was good,
JokeInsideJoke
loool.gif lmao, thats great!
mizzkewl06
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superstitious
rolleyes.gif Old bumped topic (again). Cool that some people still find it funny though.

moved to Humor
xstarstruckk
that is really hilarious
Butterflyphoenix
Haha!! I loved the DD- Double Dang! laugh.gif
Joss-eh-lime
hahah i like the letter one
sabar
what does "Dang" mean ? sorry i am not English native, hehehe.....
please.. i want to know this word... aftre sure i will laugh :)
dosomethin888
Oh my gosh those are soooooooo funny!
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