AngelicEyz00
Apr 14 2004, 03:43 PM
What Religion is Your Bra?>
>A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to
>the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife."
>
>
>"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
>
>"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"
>
>"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
>shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of
>this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
>
>Relieved, the man asked about the types.
>
>The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the
>Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?
>
>Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
>The
>
>Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
>
>The Catholic type supports the masses.
>
>The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
>
>The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
>
>and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
>
>
>Bra Sizes>
>Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters
>used to define bra sizes?
>
>If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood
>for, it is about time you became informed!
>
>{A} Almost Boobs...
>
>{B} Barely there.
>
>{C} Can't Complain!
>
>{D} Dang!
>
>{DD} Double dang!
>
>{E} Enormous!
>
>{F} Fake.
>
>{G} Get a Reduction.
>
>{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up
alinamalina14
Apr 14 2004, 03:45 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!! OMG lolol thats hilarious!!! poor confused little man =[
Kathleen
Apr 14 2004, 03:55 PM
Haha that's funny. I like it...where do you guys find these funny stories? Hehe.
silver-rain
Apr 14 2004, 03:59 PM
wow, thats great. haha. funny.
v459w
Apr 14 2004, 04:01 PM
lol dang thats funny
juliar
Apr 14 2004, 04:06 PM
QUOTE
and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
Hey, that guy MUST have wanted that for his wife.
QUOTE
>{F} Fake.
*cough britneyspears cough*
SkYlIneZx4xLiF
Apr 14 2004, 04:06 PM
LMFAO...........thats so funny
bebe_chuckl3z
Apr 14 2004, 04:08 PM
ROFL HAHA THATS HILARIOUS!
f00LisH_h3aRt63
Apr 14 2004, 04:14 PM
OMG that is sooooo FUNNY!!!! yea poor confused little man!!

jackie
pyrochick19770
Apr 14 2004, 04:21 PM
haha! thats good stuff! XD
Mireh
Apr 14 2004, 04:29 PM
Haha! lmao
so true
iloveyou07
Apr 14 2004, 04:34 PM
HAHA that was really funny, too bad i couldnt laugh out loud or my mom would ask me why im lauching, so im trying to hold it in! lol
pbear
Apr 14 2004, 05:20 PM
I wonder how that man responded...
hybrid
Apr 14 2004, 05:24 PM
Hahah, I would've been confused when the girl said there are types of bras!

*studies the bra types*
mai_z
Apr 14 2004, 05:48 PM
omg that's great!
pandatotherescue
Apr 14 2004, 05:57 PM
faithin_felix
Apr 14 2004, 06:13 PM
shouldnt this be in girl's locker? but what the heck if this was in the girl's locker, i would of never read it...HAHAHA funny, what am i? i am the one before A?
bluecrystals
Apr 14 2004, 06:15 PM
hahaha. that's pretty clever stuff.
whomps
Apr 14 2004, 07:14 PM
roflmao..
that's one to remember.
Mr. Psychotic
Apr 14 2004, 07:17 PM
ITS SOOO TRUE lol well that was pretty funny
SkYlIneZx4xLiF
Apr 14 2004, 07:18 PM
now i know what the bra size means
kraziegrl
Apr 14 2004, 07:47 PM
AHAHHAHAHA ive seen this in my mail about 3 years

wierd how its stil alvie :P
dani41790
Apr 14 2004, 08:19 PM
hahaha lmao XD. thas sooo funni.
conster
Apr 14 2004, 10:09 PM
lol hahah thats funny
CEP
Apr 14 2004, 10:22 PM
Hahah!
*helps Ms. H cup.*
- Chinkieeyedpnoi
Princess_sarsa
Apr 14 2004, 10:24 PM
i always wondered what i stood for...i am...almost boobs. dang mother nature!!
Just_Dream
Apr 14 2004, 10:25 PM
hahas am I being a lil too personal if i say I have the Presbyterian bra? because I mean.. i juse use them to keep them upright u know..
lol A: Almost boobs
ahhas that's me =P
NatiMarie
Apr 14 2004, 10:34 PM
This is so funny. haha!
tofumonzter
Apr 14 2004, 10:37 PM
haha! you girls are sooo weird

funny.
xjjajeengx
Apr 14 2004, 10:41 PM

HAHAHAHA!!!
lets seee...

i think the grandma next door would like it if i bought her a salvation army bra...

justt kidding. i'll be nice.
HAHAHA i esp like the G- get a reduction HAHAHAh dass hilarious. dont people with big boobies have back problems?
xplicitmizz23
Apr 14 2004, 10:50 PM
LOL.. i guess mines are barely there then..
krnxswat
Apr 14 2004, 10:58 PM
Haha; oh, the irony! I was browsing this thread and my eyes happened to be fixated on the google ads.
xjjajeengx
Apr 14 2004, 11:16 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA you perv, Seonho!!!

hey,what's a pump?

what is a nursing bra anyway?

im so confused...
bluecrystals
Apr 14 2004, 11:37 PM
i think a pump is used when your nursing to pump the milk out. yeah... hahah
lachicaloca29
Apr 14 2004, 11:56 PM
LOL...that's really funny! hahaha
fiji_kid
Apr 15 2004, 03:02 AM
QUOTE(bluecrystals @ Apr 14 2004, 9:37 PM)
i think a pump is used when your nursing to pump the milk out. yeah... hahah
hahahahaha... if thats true i didnt noe that ( i learn alot from this site..lol)
Psyduck
Aug 1 2008, 02:45 AM
I think my bra is mormon. It says it wants to hide my bewbies but all it does is grab them :(
pandamonium
Aug 1 2008, 02:46 AM
that was good,
JokeInsideJoke
Aug 1 2008, 10:38 AM

lmao, thats great!
mizzkewl06
Aug 1 2008, 11:37 AM
superstitious
Aug 1 2008, 12:16 PM

Old bumped topic (again). Cool that some people still find it funny though.
moved to Humor
ofconfidence
Aug 1 2008, 12:21 PM
that is really hilarious
Butterflyphoenix
Aug 4 2008, 01:28 PM
Haha!! I loved the DD- Double Dang!
Joss-eh-lime
Aug 28 2008, 12:49 AM
hahah i like the letter one
sabar
Aug 28 2008, 03:49 AM
what does "Dang" mean ? sorry i am not English native, hehehe.....
please.. i want to know this word... aftre sure i will laugh :)
dosomethin888
Aug 29 2008, 02:04 AM
Oh my gosh those are soooooooo funny!
imano
Feb 2 2009, 07:35 PM
haha
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