<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall

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<glacial> I love school
<glacial> Today our term paper due date's set
<glacial> Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member.
<glacial> So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?"
<glacial> She waits for the laughs to die down and says:
<glacial> "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand"

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<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature.
<nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%!
<kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.

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<Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
<SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
<SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
<TorMuck> a sprite is a f**king soda
<TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards

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<SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
<NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.
<NotOneOfUs> Oh wait
<NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?
<SRG> yes

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<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

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<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

haha.. i love the first one... were you acutally there?

nah i got them from bash.org

All of those were so funny I actually fell out my chair and laughed.
I laughed so hard i grew Pretty Ricky abs on that one.

These two are my favorites
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<cygnus> oi
<cygnus> in windows
<cygnus> what it mean
<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
<Sephiroth> means it is shared
<Sephiroth> across your network
<cygnus> how did you know that
<cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy
<cygnus> or something
<cygnus> like
<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
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n e r d b 5: what in the hell
n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user
n e r d b 5: what do i do?
e l i t e m r p: register
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[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) f**k you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?

wow theyre so lame...(ie the jokes)

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

lol the first two you posted made me laugh :)

da first one's nice...

lmao the fourth and fifth ones were hilarious.. The second one is a joke I heard before.

lmao i can't decide which one i like best.

thought i recognized those...

LOL they all made me laugh

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Those are hilarious.

<MortalKombat> stfu mat|t u cu.nt
* Acaila sets mode: +b MortalKombat!*@*
<@Acaila> FINISH HIM
<mat|t> rofl
<MortalKombat> omg wtf man
* MortalKombat was kicked by Acaila (forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch)
<@Acaila> FATALITY!

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roflmao


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t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick f**kers)
<anamexis> :<

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Haha.
-points and giggles-

LOL, i love that 3rd one & tha last one ..


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<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

haha ..


edit again

wth .. dumbass .. haha

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally


edit again .. this one made me laugh for some reason ..

<studdud> what the f**k is wtf

edit again !

i can't stop reading these !!

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

this is a actual normal conversation between me and a good friend of mine....

Davidsantosl (7:24:51 PM): penis
BumblePeck (7:25:04 PM): head
Davidsantosl (7:25:56 PM): shittles
BumblePeck (7:26:25 PM): fem-in-ems
Davidsantosl (7:27:19 PM): moop
BumblePeck (7:28:05 PM): i was gonna update my journal.. but i have nothing to say
Davidsantosl (7:28:28 PM): haha say "i have nothing to say"
BumblePeck (7:28:53 PM): lol i put that last time.. god how sad... i have no life
Davidsantosl (7:29:24 PM): put random things
BumblePeck (7:29:46 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (7:30:16 PM): like beaner snizles
BumblePeck (7:31:04 PM): ill just post this conversation.. thats random enough.. lol
BumblePeck (7:31:14 PM): no.. im just kidding
Davidsantosl (7:31:44 PM): hahaha that will get ALEASTone persons interest haha
Davidsantosl (7:31:53 PM): u should i dont mind
BumblePeck (7:32:04 PM): lol wow thats sad
Davidsantosl (7:32:15 PM): i would haha
BumblePeck (7:32:16 PM): my sash says ULTRA MAN
Davidsantosl (7:32:45 PM): hahahahha mine says "mayor of candyland"
BumblePeck (7:33:02 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (7:33:07 PM): i have another one that says "king or the manwhores"
BumblePeck (7:33:52 PM): lol that ones great! because as we all know.. u are THE KING OF THE MANWHORES!
Davidsantosl (7:34:21 PM): hahah truer words were never spoken
Davidsantosl (7:34:46 PM): i take pride in being the enbasidor of all manwhores hhahahhahah
BumblePeck (7:34:56 PM): lol im sure you do!
Davidsantosl (7:35:11 PM): haha
BumblePeck (7:36:52 PM): i should cut my hair.. its 2 long
Davidsantosl (7:37:38 PM): hahah sure
Davidsantosl (7:38:14 PM): dude im trying to get a job as a librarian haha weird
BumblePeck (7:38:44 PM): lol what library?
Davidsantosl (7:38:58 PM): yhea
BumblePeck (7:39:27 PM): hmm didnt know there was a library called "yhea"
Davidsantosl (7:39:59 PM): ohhh in the baldwin branch
BumblePeck (7:40:36 PM): thats no where near me.. lol
Davidsantosl (7:40:48 PM): i know >:D
BumblePeck (7:41:28 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (7:41:56 PM): u should post this haha
BumblePeck (7:42:25 PM): lol i will.. i spose
Davidsantosl (7:43:21 PM): u should ::shouts in a loud deap voice:: I COMAND IT!
BumblePeck (7:43:31 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA make me
Davidsantosl (7:43:52 PM): ::sits on ur head:: >:D
Davidsantosl (7:44:04 PM): I COMAND IT MANBIRD
BumblePeck (7:44:07 PM): *cant breathe*
BumblePeck (7:44:18 PM): manbird? lol
Davidsantosl (7:44:26 PM): ::farts on or head::
BumblePeck (7:45:12 PM): ewww thats sooo wrong!!!! *dies of lack of oxygen*
Davidsantosl (7:45:49 PM): :D
Davidsantosl (7:46:06 PM): ::pokes u::
BumblePeck (7:46:15 PM): *twitch*
Davidsantosl (7:47:17 PM): peak is gay
BumblePeck (7:47:34 PM): *jumps up and tackles you* HAHAHAHA im not dead u punk ass
Davidsantosl (7:48:39 PM): :D ::twitches with fright:: OMG! IM BEING RAPED!!
BumblePeck (7:49:01 PM): ewwwwww
Davidsantosl (7:49:23 PM): tell me about it i feel so used.....
BumblePeck (7:50:06 PM): lmfao thats tramatizing
BumblePeck (7:50:11 PM): for me
Davidsantosl (7:51:23 PM): FOR U?! pfft im the one being raped
BumblePeck (7:52:43 PM): me rape you? uh.. no
Davidsantosl (7:53:59 PM): hahaha say that now but when the pants come off its another story
BumblePeck (7:54:34 PM): there you go again confusing me with one of your whores!! lol
Davidsantosl (7:55:05 PM): lol UR ALL MY WHORES xD
BumblePeck (7:56:00 PM): rotflmfao NOT ME!! hold on.. do you hear that? in the distance? i think.. i think it sounds like.. *BUZZ* i gave u the buzzer
Davidsantosl (7:56:35 PM): what u gave me a hummer?????? xD
BumblePeck (7:57:01 PM): lol i buzzed u damn it!
Davidsantosl (7:58:23 PM): yes i liked the hummer very much
Davidsantosl (7:58:39 PM): thank u for asking kukuku
BumblePeck (7:59:22 PM): lol dork
Davidsantosl (8:00:03 PM): u want my dork...urrr ok
BumblePeck (8:00:19 PM): lol STOP TWISTING MY WORDS!!!
Davidsantosl (8:01:11 PM): ummmm no i cant twist it
BumblePeck (8:01:23 PM): i should kick u
Davidsantosl (8:01:32 PM): that would be painfull xD
BumblePeck (8:01:50 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (8:02:08 PM): u should lick me?? ewwww UNCLEAN!!!
BumblePeck (8:02:25 PM): lol
BumblePeck (8:02:45 PM): eww
BumblePeck (8:03:32 PM): *tramatized*
Davidsantosl (8:03:34 PM): ::lisens to music::
BumblePeck (8:03:58 PM): ...good for you?
Davidsantosl (8:05:02 PM): mah??? did u say something??
BumblePeck (8:05:27 PM): ...no...
Davidsantosl (8:06:11 PM): ok ::eats candy and stares at ur foot::
BumblePeck (8:06:40 PM): *hides foot* why are you looking at my foot?
Davidsantosl (8:07:24 PM): ::stares at other foot:: there so tinie
BumblePeck (8:07:38 PM): lol no they arnt
Davidsantosl (8:08:29 PM): yhea! compared to mine
BumblePeck (8:09:13 PM): lol what size are you?
Davidsantosl (8:09:54 PM): 11
BumblePeck (8:10:15 PM): jesus! yea.. lol im a size 6
Davidsantosl (8:11:29 PM): i knew it ur like a umpalumpa
BumblePeck (8:11:39 PM): lol shut up
Davidsantosl (8:11:43 PM): a onapalompa
Davidsantosl (8:12:01 PM): a hispanice umpalupa hahah XD
BumblePeck (8:12:12 PM): lol
Davidsantosl (8:13:38 PM): omg i have a boner...
Davidsantosl (8:13:48 PM): humm how did that happen??!
BumblePeck (8:14:07 PM): lol ewww did u really have to share that with me?
Davidsantosl (8:15:41 PM): no cuz i dont have a boner lamo
BumblePeck (8:17:29 PM): ima end up tramatized up the ass because i talk to u
Davidsantosl (8:18:28 PM): hahaha u want it up the ass??? xD
BumblePeck (8:19:13 PM): lol ur so wrong!
Davidsantosl (8:20:07 PM): im not wrong the things u say are wrong
Davidsantosl (8:20:26 PM): honestly u kiss ur mother with that mouth?
BumblePeck (8:20:34 PM): lol
BumblePeck (8:20:41 PM): i dont kiss her
Davidsantosl (8:21:08 PM): wow aparently she dident hug u enough
BumblePeck (8:22:00 PM): lol gee thanx
Davidsantosl (8:22:36 PM): ::huges u:: there now stop being a ass
BumblePeck (8:23:22 PM): how am i being an ass?
BumblePeck (8:24:23 PM): im being called upon.. ill be right back! =P
Davidsantosl (8:26:17 PM): ok

no penises were harmed in the making of this conversation XD

haha

lol...

i like these ones...

<PwRPufF> im a smart blond :)
<nexxai> YAY FOR DUMB BLONDES#@$@!$! ---- I mean....ummm --- YAY FOR SMART BLONDES *mutter* lol, no such thing
<PwRPufF> :/
<PwRPufF> shut up
<PwRPufF> hey soon im gonna have artifical intelegance
<PwRPufF> hehe
<nexxai> dyed hair?

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<zlut> how to make a directory?
<Apollo-> mkdir
<zlut> thanks
<Apollo-> no problem, slut
<Apollo-> err, zlut

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<Mojokoko> phew... just jogged .6th of a mile
<@SJr> Mojokoko is that 1 and 2/3 miles?
<MarysKid> math not your major SJr?
<@SJr> actually it is :)
<MarysKid> LOL
<MarysKid> um... OK
<@SJr> that could mean 60% a mile, which would be wierd, or more accurately 1/.6
<@SJr> which works out to 5/3
<@SJr> since when someone says they jogged a 6th of a mile they jogged 1/6 miles, a 10th of a mile is 1/10 miles. So it strikes me that .6th of a mile is 1/.6
<Mojokoko> bah...
<Mojokoko> ill kick your mensa ass to alaska



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Fred> This computer deserves to go to hell
Max> Dont you mean Siliconhell?
Fred> What ?
Max> Its the place where all dead calculators go to
Fred> Really?

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<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops

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<@kanaiva> dont be tupid
<@sungroc> im not stupic

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<toe2toe> See in the news that prince harry apparantly regularly picks up girls and takes them home
<toe2toe> im just trying to picture that
<toe2toe> *Whispering* "Be very quiet, i dont want to wake my dad.."
<toe2toe> *shouting* "LOWER THE DRAWBRIDGE!"

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<unlord> you are now talking to a man who owns a piece of furniture for the express purpose of sleeping on it
<Animix> oooooooooooh
<Animix> can I have your autograph

meh that's enough...

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

LMAO. the first one and the last one are hilarious!

is that really you in your signature?

Oh, man...bash.org is one of my favorite sites. I thought I recognized some of those transcripts.

it's best when you participate in funny irc conversations. man, if only i had that one log from the time that guy wanted cadillacs and dinosaurs.

That was my friend(Acaila).

Anyway,

That second one made me laugh.

Haha. Those are FUNNY stuff.

LOL hah

my friend talking to Andy Warns


xbleedinsunx: what's your last name?
HurdlinYoungstar: warns
xbleedinsunx: don't mind if I do!

(proceeds to raise his warning level in AIM 35 points) lol

Wow those are hilarious. I went to bash.org and I couldn't stop laughing.

quotes, "<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?" end quotes


lol so funny