To tell you the truth, I am a girl, and I wish guys know some of these either. Some are true. Hope guys would know what to do when they see the girls!

1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions.
2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice.
3)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys.
4)Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying.
5)We hate porn.
6)Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm...
7)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.
8)We think about you all the time.
9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.
10)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis.
11)Hold our hand.
12)No backseat drivers...NONE.
13)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it.
14)We are not your all-night restaurant.
15)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.
16)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick.
17)Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.
18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.
19)If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
20)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".
21)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance.
22)Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever.
23)Keep in mind that we withold sex when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing...
24)You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF.
25)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
26)If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now.
27)The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid.
28)We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot...get over it!!!
29)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.
30)Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!!
31)If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes.
32)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating.
33)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same.
34)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.
35)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them.
36)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference.
37)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery.
38)Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die.
39)We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while.
40)Tell us we're beautiful.
41)The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest.
42)Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite.
43)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you.
44)If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it.
45)Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc.
46)No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
47)We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys).
48)One word when it comes to smoking...quit.
49)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.
50)If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves...

woah

that's like .. a list i read like two years ago .. w/ added stuff .. haha

funny! and true.

those are pretty good, but i don't believe all of those are true for all girls...for example these ones:
4)Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying.
5)We hate porn.
6)Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm...
17)Under no circumstances will we have a threesome.
18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing.
19)If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't.
25)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you.
46)No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".

i'm not saying i particularly go against those...some i do, some i know other girls that would disagree. the rest of the list is pretty good though.

haha that's good, but not all of it is true.

lol ^ those were the ones i was like "AMEN!!" to

3)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys.
So very very true!!

5)We hate porn.
Girls LOVE PORN!!!!

46)No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits".
Refer to #3....Most girls are just hornier than guys....

i agree with steph. some girls do masterbate, watch porn, etc.

almost all the girls i know masturbate. and probably love porn more than i do.

so a lot of the things on that is is untrue--based on what i've seen i guess.

either that or i get along more with sluts?

Awwwww come on. Not even for my birthday.

All true :P well most of it xD

thats great to know.

Haha I've read this before but it never gets old

like 99 percent is true. its funny.

kinda true.. not really?!

its funny. i disagree with some of the stuff on there, though.

you must be kiddin me. that's funny.

tottaly right

SOme of it's true, some of it isn't.

i like them, did you make it?

20)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time".

^ ivy wants that.

- Solipsist

...

Dear agiri,

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO READ THIS T_T

-- idiot

Don't mock me.

Said the girl who's scared to watch the episodes I cried on....

-- idiot

what the freak? i just haven't gotten that far yet. wuss~

Yeah. Right.
/pat
/hug
/kiss

- Solipsist

w.e. jose. w.e. i'll let you win because i'm just so f**king wonderful like that. ;]

-- agiri

Yeah...you are.

omgjeebusiluROFLCHAPTAR
-Solipsist

MOREMOREMORE. <3

hahaha lmao

thats a prety long long list....i almost cant believe i read it all...

Lol that was a funny list.. hmm I see that sex is on your mind a lot almost half of those things are sex related.. I agree with most but some are eghh..

I LOVE THIS. Especially #48. But I don't have to worry about any of that anymore..I don't have a boyfriend.

^
*hug*

did you write this, person-who-started-the topic?

for all of you who objected to the "not all girls masterbate," it's perfectly true. sure, some girls do, but some don't, also. thus, you can't actually disagree with something that indefinite

Haha, no, I didn't write it. I found it in some website and wanted to share it.

Some of them are very wierd.

What does that means ?

this is really interesting making me think lol

This shit just screws with your mind, act like you usually do [normal]. If the girl doesn't like you for who you are, bummer.


Although it does aid you a wee bit.

hmm thats been on about every girls xanga and in everyones email over the past 2 years...

okay, that was mean, but thats cool that you posted that for everyone to see.

+invades the locker room+

Nice list. I'll be sure to keep that in mind when I get a boyfriend.

masturbate!? thought only guys do that...

^
his naivity is almost charming

That's pretty cool, some of it is true and funny =D

Wow. Girls like sex more than me. That's a lot.

I agree with all you put there. Girls are smarter than guys? give me a stinking break, that is an insult to guys and I completely disagree with that point. My older brother is ten times smarter than me, so there! If you said that on average mroe girls concentrate in class than boys therefor we get better marks I wouldn't argue, but saying we are generally smarter is such a lie And I don't like jeeps.



I agree with that as well.

...although I'm not a great role model