There was this woman that was very old, had seen everything, and done everything, her husband had passed away, and soon there was no reason for her to be alive anymore.

One day she had finally decided that she would just committ suicide. After some thought about the quickest and most efficient way to do this, she concluded that shooting herself in the heart was the only way, but it came to her that she was in unaware of where her heart was. After a phone call with her doctor, she was told that the heart was located just below the left breast...

The next day she was taken into the hospital by the ambulance... with a gunshot wound on her left knee...

Didn't get a chuckle out of me.

Um. I kinda laughed, but it doesn't really make sense?

??

Say something! ?? means nothing to me!
Well that joke wasn't funny at all to me.

That's not really funny. Especially if the title was attempted suicide..

i didnt kno what to title it... this really isnt a good section for me i guess...

That was... sad actually.

I get it, but it didn't really make me laugh more of a grin.
This is probably more sad than funny to me.

I didn't get it at first... but then I got it... and I was still like........... "Huh?"

Wow, that's disgusting. Hangy boobs. The heart isn't below the left breast. It's on it, isn't it?

call me blonde but i dont get it.

It's because people think old people have boobs that like sag down really low. I know it sounds gross. So when she tried to commit suicide, below her left breast was her knee. x_x

its alright. took me awhile to get though

Sag..

wow that was corny IMO..

That was not funny at all.

i thought i had gotten it, and then i read this post:

hten i got it, but it wasnt really that funny. It even made me sad/mad.

That was just sad. It wasn't even funny. Just sad-what's funny about an old lady trying to kill herself?

Ok.. um that was a bit disturbing.

thats pretty sick.

I said ?? because I didn't know what to say. The joke was baffling.

i didnt get it

saggy boobs. Old lady, saggy boobs. get with the program haha.

now that ppl have explained to me about the saggy boobs .. then i get it .. but i dont get it at all before when i didn't read the rest of the replies .. not funny ..

Didnt get it until now...not that funny.

i got it after a while...got a giggle outa me cuz so many of u dont get it

I got it but it's kinda sad. ;-;

i got it after reading all the replies. didn't find it funny.

Man, I'm sadistic. That was hilarious.

ooooooo thnx for helpin me understand ^_^

thats actually kinda sad... =[

the leg .. ? wtf.

that wasnt funni. i dont sense any humor.

Lol. That's directed to you, Steven.

uh, not funny.
kind of stupid?

hahaha. oh, god. that made me laugh. lols
idurnos. i laugh at everything.

ahh..i had to read other ppl's explanations..

it's not funny..

not funny at all

the heart is in the center, the pump that is stronger and pumps the blood through the whole body is on the left, thats why people think the heart is on the left...

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

those that say that this isnt funny.. liars...

i laugh.
though i didnt get it. lol
im just werid,
i be laughin at stupid stuff. =P

I heard this joke on Tom Joyner like 5 years ago. It was funnier when he (or was it J. Anthony Brown) told it.

meh, i get it now. I didn't really laugh though. :P