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DrSMooTH
oh, man. This joke is so terrible it's funny. I heard it from my friend:

How many jews can you fit in a car?
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2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 600,000 in the ashtray.

p.s. Okay, have a sense of humor? Don't say stuff like "it is morally wrong" or condemn me in anyway because, again, IT'S NOT MY JOKE.
yupimchuck
Id say it was funny.. if it wasnt about someones religion (its a religion right?)
Er. But at least I get this one
Statistik
awesome joke! i love it..
waitwaitwait
I don't care about racist jokes, but that wasn't even remotely funny.

Stop posting. ;)
KoKo Moe Joe
whats the difference btw a jew and a pizza...

a pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven...



yea i should shut up now
Eryi
I'm slow at jokes like these. Fill me in please. happy.gif
loljuliana
i get it; but it's kinda sad =(
mona lisa
Sorry to sound stupid, but I don't get it.
heyyfrankie
QUOTE(gotnoheart @ Jun 8 2005, 9:46 PM)
Sorry to sound stupid, but I don't get it.
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i'm guessing all of the cremated(sp?) bodies from the holocaust? blink.gif
if so, this is so wrong! cry.gif
FoOd
Gosh... I know its a joke and all, but thats a little depressing. mellow.gif
d0nchikit0
I didn't find it funny, nor offensive or anything. It was just.. corny..
sunissed14127
I dont find that funny.....but i guess whatever floats your boat.
iheartjohn
Hilter would have found this hysterical.
iheartjohn
Hilter would have found this hysterical.
suddenly she
and hopefully the mods will find this inappropriate.
i don't know.
why did you post it?
basick
louis logic - the ugly truth
don't hand me your ethics, discredit this as rude hard speak, cause im not anti semetic, jews are cheap //
with every breath theyre breathin through large beaks theyre tellin more fibs, and squeezin 4 kids into 2 car seats //

haha the original joke wasnt real funny tho
Paradox of Life
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 9 2005, 3:45 PM)
Hilter would have found this hysterical.
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^Haha. To me at least, it's not humorous at all. huh.gif
DrSMooTH
OK. You know what? I know these jokes might be funny to me, but not funny to other people. So, I'm gonna save everyone, including myself, the trouble and just not posting them anymore. Besides, I'd rather post something that I thought of than from someone else, that way I won't have to read all these comments of "stop posting" when its not even my joke that I'm telling.
banthisaccountnow
ahah that's hilarious

laugh.gif
lilliannnn
hahahahah that was funny.

i love jews though!
Statistik
I admire jewish people..a lot..
jnukes
QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Jun 13 2005, 8:45 PM)
I admire jewish people..a lot..
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didnt you say " stfu, jew " to Rachel once ? [[ xxcrazyjewxx , i think ]]
megan_x3
.......... this joke is not funny .... although i find it sorta ... dissing jewish ppl .. but w/e ,,
5ayuri
.Not.funny.
KERP1UNK
QUOTE
i'm guessing all of the cremated(sp?) bodies from the holocaust?
if so, this is so wrong! 

yeah, i agree..and its not funny at all!
_suzie_
i have to admit i laughed...but i also feel so strongly about racism. i think jokes like this are terrible, but funny soemtimes...its terrible sad.gif

i think it wud b worse if u actually ment the joke as a racial insult
iheartjohn
QUOTE(jnukes @ Jun 14 2005, 8:12 PM)
didnt you say " stfu, jew " to Rachel once ? [[ xxcrazyjewxx , i think ]]
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He's bashed Rachel for being Jewish more than once.
frenchaddict88
so what if it isnt YOUR Joke? dont ever post something that terribly nasty and mean ever again. please. my grandparents are holocaust survivors.
AngryBaby
QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Jun 7 2005, 7:08 PM)
awesome joke! i love it..
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i bet u do _dry.gif
mocassinsx29
I get it but would you like it if someone posted a black joke? =( And if you know it's terrible than why'd you post it??
Paradox of Life
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 16 2005, 1:31 PM)
He's bashed Rachel for being Jewish more than once.
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Ugh. Just when I thought Jason said something mature for the first time in his life. ermm.gif
chaneun
Didn't Jason say "I like this one a lot"
Then later he says "I admire Jewish people, a lot."
medic
That joke was grate - don't listen to what other people have to say. They make racist jokes and they all know it, they want to label themselves as more intelligent and more formal than the rest.

(This is to the ones who said the joke was dumb and or useless.)
emazing
Wow. This is morally wrong.
It's so terrible it's not even funny.
Yeah.
biglamchops
eh....heard that one b4... kinda morally wrong but racist jokes are racist jokes....
medic
hilarious, it was...(MmM Yoda...)
miszSERENiTY
Thats sad...
b0st0ngrl
Ok, wow, I am SO offended by that joke, I don't care if it wasn't your joke, it really offended me and wasn't even funny... stubborn.gif
Statistik
^Who the f**k cares?
Paradox of Life
^Jason. That's the kind of stuff that gets you banned. People have their own opinions and you just don't respect them. Who the f*** cares? The people who are Jews or respect Jews. It's an offensive joke and if people take offense, you shouldn't be making rude comments like that.
b0st0ngrl
QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Jun 21 2005, 9:41 PM)
^Who the f**k cares?
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Me, ok?
SillyCourtney
QUOTE(Jason61992 @ Jun 21 2005, 10:41 PM)
^Who the f**k cares?
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Maybe someone cares because they ARE Jewish. Did that thought ever cross your mind? People will take offense to that "joke", especially Jews. Take that into thought next time. But, I doubt you will.
medic
People crack racist jokes all the time. And they know it. And I bet everyone of those people that said "This is morally wrong." or "The people who are Jews or respect Jews. It's an offensive joke and if people take offense," they have cracked a racist funny in there days - they know it.
lozerface87
wow, i think thats kind of sad that some of you don't get it..but alright.




it was..sort of funny..but..a little mean
..:loveee.NuTTii
It would have been funny if it hadn't been so sad.
dani41790
That joke is so wrong. But yeah since some people are offended by this joke, i'm gonna have to close it.
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