I seem to be some lesbian magnet. Its quite strange when I have people that I admire come up to me and suggest something more than admiration back to me. Just the other week, this known lesbian screamed across the classroom in my language: "You are very attractive, come here and take off your clothes!"
No one else knew what she was talking about, and I tried to laugh it off, until it struck me what she had just said. I nearly killed myself choking in shock 5 minutes later.

sadly nope

^ ditto