Help - Search - Members - Calendar
Full Version: itchguard and viagara
Forums > Community Center > Interests > Humor
Statistik
John accidentally got itching on his inner part of the thigh, he went to chemist for medicine. Chemist suggested him VIAGRA and ITCHGUARD CREAM.
John asked to chemist, "ITCHGUARD is Ok but why Viagra ? "
Chemist said "Cuz when u sleep it will keep the blanket up".
surfhottieoffcoast
what? WHAT? why does he need to keep the blanket up? jason u suck
willyam
i dont get it....
AngryBaby
YOU SUCK!
beautifuls0ul_x3
huh.gif don't get it...

//edit//

oh now i get it. that kinda made me laugh, yea so it was a little funny i guess
sweet_devil
don't get it and you suck.
banthisaccountnow
lol that was actually pretty funny
iheartjohn
Um...you people saying that Jason sucks, STFU. The majority of you haven't been here long enought to actually determine that and are probably just following the crowd.

Anyway, I've heard this joke before, but still pretty funny. laugh.gif
demolished
Geez people, stop bashing.

I dont get what you are trying to say. Are you trying to say that blanket is " d**k " ?
basick
hahahaha that was a little funny
dahding
heard it before, but it's not exactly the best.
xlaydee_v
lols
xbr0kensmil3
oh i get it.. it's funny
it means that since he took viagra his d*ck will be up meaning it will be holding the blanket up.
sk8ter4life750
not the best ive herd.
Paradox of Life
Ew. Not funny. blink.gif

Your jokes aren't funny, Jason. You're like 12 and all the jokes you put on here are at least PG-13.

Even your icon has "Parental Advisory" in it.
lilphoenix
Tsk, tsk... 2 words:

YOU SUCK!

Btw, it's Viagra moron! At least spell it right.
Oh, and you should really stop looking/stealing in the medicine cabinet... not good for you.
XLilAznGrl592X
mellow.gif what? i dont get it...
AngryBaby
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 4 2005, 5:24 PM)
Um...you people saying that Jason sucks, STFU. The majority of you haven't been here long enought to actually determine that and are probably just following the crowd.
*


yeah okay, ive seen most of his jokes and 90% of the time they're racist jokes that offend my race and others, so he does suck.
KERP1UNK
uh...thats nasty!! hehe
esharp
QUOTE(lilphoenix @ Jun 6 2005, 8:19 PM)
Tsk, tsk... 2 words:

YOU SUCK!

Btw, it's Viagra moron! At least spell it right.
Oh, and you should really stop looking/stealing in the medicine cabinet... not good for you.
*

wait a minute... he DID spell it right lol

i get it, and it was pretty funny
chinesekimchi
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 4 2005, 4:24 PM)
Um...you people saying that Jason sucks, STFU. The majority of you haven't been here long enought to actually determine that and are probably just following the crowd.

Anyway, I've heard this joke before, but still pretty funny. laugh.gif
*



Oh shut up!! Are you kidding me? Yeah right! his jokes are really lame but this one is gross and 10% ha ha, jason stick with the old non-sex jokes they were the bomb.
Paradox of Life
QUOTE(esharp @ Jun 8 2005, 9:53 AM)
wait a minute... he DID spell it right lol

i get it, and it was pretty funny
*


Not in the title. It's spelled Viagara in the title. Probably just a typo. People shouldn't make it a big deal. whistling.gif
loljuliana
it's alright i guess. didnt really make me smile or anything
1--GIRL
hahaha i like
iheartjohn
QUOTE(chinesekimchi @ Jun 8 2005, 6:26 PM)

Oh shut up!! Are you kidding me? Yeah right! his jokes are really lame but this one is gross and 10% ha ha, jason stick with the old non-sex jokes they were the bomb.

*


If you think his jokes are so gross, don't click on the link that says ITCHGUARD AND VIAGRA child. Stay out of the humor forum and go develop a sense of it.
mocassinsx29
QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Jun 3 2005, 2:28 PM)
what?  WHAT?  why does he need to keep the blanket up?  jason u suck
*


'Cause the blanket will touch his inner thigh and make it itch. Using Viagra will give him an erection so his penis will keep it up. Seriously. -_-

It's funny but not hilarious... _unsure.gif
This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.