Statistik
Jun 2 2005, 05:59 PM
John accidentally got itching on his inner part of the thigh, he went to chemist for medicine. Chemist suggested him VIAGRA and ITCHGUARD CREAM.
John asked to chemist, "ITCHGUARD is Ok but why Viagra ? "
Chemist said "Cuz when u sleep it will keep the blanket up".
surfhottieoffcoast
Jun 3 2005, 02:28 PM
what? WHAT? why does he need to keep the blanket up? jason u suck
willyam
Jun 3 2005, 03:35 PM
i dont get it....
AngryBaby
Jun 3 2005, 08:35 PM
YOU SUCK!
beautifuls0ul_x3
Jun 3 2005, 09:35 PM

don't get it...
//edit//
oh now i get it. that kinda made me laugh, yea so it was a little funny i guess
sweet_devil
Jun 3 2005, 09:37 PM
don't get it and you suck.
banthisaccountnow
Jun 3 2005, 09:37 PM
lol that was actually pretty funny
iheartjohn
Jun 4 2005, 04:24 PM
Um...you people saying that Jason sucks, STFU. The majority of you haven't been here long enought to actually determine that and are probably just following the crowd.
Anyway, I've heard this joke before, but still pretty funny.
demolished
Jun 4 2005, 04:48 PM
Geez people, stop bashing.
I dont get what you are trying to say. Are you trying to say that blanket is " d**k " ?
basick
Jun 4 2005, 06:49 PM
hahahaha that was a little funny
dahding
Jun 4 2005, 06:49 PM
heard it before, but it's not exactly the best.
xlaydee_v
Jun 4 2005, 08:04 PM
lols
xbr0kensmil3
Jun 4 2005, 09:11 PM
oh i get it.. it's funny
it means that since he took viagra his d*ck will be up meaning it will be holding the blanket up.
sk8ter4life750
Jun 4 2005, 11:10 PM
not the best ive herd.
Paradox of Life
Jun 6 2005, 05:38 PM
Ew. Not funny.
Your jokes aren't funny, Jason. You're like 12 and all the jokes you put on here are at least PG-13.
Even your icon has "Parental Advisory" in it.
lilphoenix
Jun 6 2005, 08:19 PM
Tsk, tsk... 2 words:
YOU SUCK!
Btw, it's Viagra moron! At least spell it right.
Oh, and you should really stop looking/stealing in the medicine cabinet... not good for you.
XLilAznGrl592X
Jun 6 2005, 09:50 PM

what? i dont get it...
AngryBaby
Jun 7 2005, 07:17 PM
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 4 2005, 5:24 PM)
Um...you people saying that Jason sucks, STFU. The majority of you haven't been here long enought to actually determine that and are probably just following the crowd.
yeah okay, ive seen most of his jokes and 90% of the time they're racist jokes that offend my race and others, so he does suck.
KERP1UNK
Jun 7 2005, 10:13 PM
uh...thats nasty!! hehe
esharp
Jun 8 2005, 10:53 AM
QUOTE(lilphoenix @ Jun 6 2005, 8:19 PM)
Tsk, tsk... 2 words:
YOU SUCK!Btw, it's
Viagra moron! At least spell it right.
Oh, and you should really stop looking/stealing in the medicine cabinet... not good for you.
wait a minute... he DID spell it right lol
i get it, and it was pretty funny
chinesekimchi
Jun 8 2005, 06:26 PM
QUOTE([f]eleeza @ Jun 4 2005, 4:24 PM)
Um...you people saying that Jason sucks, STFU. The majority of you haven't been here long enought to actually determine that and are probably just following the crowd.
Anyway, I've heard this joke before, but still pretty funny.

Oh shut up!! Are you kidding me? Yeah right! his jokes are really lame but this one is gross and 10% ha ha, jason stick with the old non-sex jokes they were the bomb.
Paradox of Life
Jun 8 2005, 07:43 PM
QUOTE(esharp @ Jun 8 2005, 9:53 AM)
wait a minute... he DID spell it right lol
i get it, and it was pretty funny
Not in the title. It's spelled
Viagara in the title. Probably just a typo. People shouldn't make it a big deal.
loljuliana
Jun 8 2005, 08:50 PM
it's alright i guess. didnt really make me smile or anything
1--GIRL
Jun 19 2005, 03:05 PM
hahaha i like
iheartjohn
Jun 19 2005, 03:10 PM
QUOTE(chinesekimchi @ Jun 8 2005, 6:26 PM)
Oh shut up!! Are you kidding me? Yeah right! his jokes are really lame but this one is gross and 10% ha ha, jason stick with the old non-sex jokes they were the bomb.If you think his jokes are so gross, don't click on the link that says ITCHGUARD AND VIAGRA child. Stay out of the humor forum and go develop a sense of it.
mocassinsx29
Jun 19 2005, 04:38 PM
QUOTE(surfhottieoffcoast @ Jun 3 2005, 2:28 PM)
what? WHAT? why does he need to keep the blanket up? jason u suck
'Cause the blanket will touch his inner thigh and make it itch. Using Viagra will give him an erection so his penis will keep it up. Seriously. -_-
It's funny but not hilarious...
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